How Now Brown Drow, The
Dark Elf Dark Smelf and
Other Children's Tales, a book
initially banned in drow schools.
It stayed banned until the
which, quite simply, was this:
Drow are good, with ketchup.
Naturally, the mustard lobby was
the Drow for the sum
Of 400 Quatloos. Now this
wasn't a lot of money,
but the mustard lobby isn't
in it for the cheese,
they're in it for the
long green! These mustard lobbyists
were a conniving lot. Inded,
the Mustard lobby's real plan
tools. Then, a bright light