shot Shaq a withering stare
holy handgrenades and salmon patties?"
Godzilla's tail-slap, and fell into
which was actually quite nice
, for hell anyway. Lincoln then
asked Asmodeus, "How do you
here?" Asmodeus laughed evilly and
called down Chuck Norris from
the weight room. Chuck entered
screaming and crying because he
Asmodeus promised them all riches
his Hello Kitty figurines alone.
Bruce Lee and Indiana Jones
shared an apartment in Baltimore
and were business partners in
violation of their building code
from performing all manner of
modifications on the building, including
installing an inflatable bouncy-room.
Chuck Norris visited Bruce and
suddenly, Gandalf the Grey and
his naughty granddaughter, Sasha, teleported
along with The Black Knight,
everyone to a private showing
of GoatToucher's student film, which
featured Arnold Schwarzenegger doing a
handstand in the nude, while
a young Lincoln looked on.
Afterwards, the audience's reaction was
to run away screaming about
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the movie's miserable kazoo soundtrack.
Sasha and the Black Knight
at a friggin Tastee Freeze.
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flavored with strawberries and hatred.
Lincoln also wanted ice cream
the Vienna Boys' Choir, which
was suprisingly easy to obtain.
There was only one catch:
Lincoln had to kill Booth.
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