The Five Word Game!


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shot Shaq a withering stare


and said, "You ready to

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fight to the death with


holy handgrenades and salmon patties?"

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They both got hit by


Godzilla's tail-slap, and fell into

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the gaping maw of Hell


which was actually quite nice


, for hell anyway. Lincoln then

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asked Asmodeus, "How do you


get to the airport from

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here?" Asmodeus laughed evilly and

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called down Chuck Norris from


the weight room. Chuck entered

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screaming and crying because he

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had lost to Bruce Lee.


Asmodeus promised them all riches


if they would just leave


his Hello Kitty figurines alone.

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Bruce Lee and Indiana Jones


shared an apartment in Baltimore


and were business partners in


violation of their building code


. This did not stop them


from performing all manner of


modifications on the building, including

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installing an inflatable bouncy-room.


Chuck Norris visited Bruce and

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suddenly, Gandalf the Grey and


his naughty granddaughter, Sasha, teleported

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along with The Black Knight,


everyone to a private showing


of GoatToucher's student film, which

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featured Arnold Schwarzenegger doing a


handstand in the nude, while


a young Lincoln looked on.


Afterwards, the audience's reaction was


to run away screaming about

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the movie's miserable kazoo soundtrack.


Sasha and the Black Knight


then went out to dinner


at a friggin Tastee Freeze.


They both got ice cream


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flavored with strawberries and hatred.


Lincoln also wanted ice cream

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mixed with the blood of


the Vienna Boys' Choir, which


was suprisingly easy to obtain.

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There was only one catch:


Lincoln had to kill Booth.

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