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My aunt told my brother how she worries about me because I play 'that dungeons and dragons' and how much her church group so bravely spreads the word that the game is satanic and is entwined with wicca and the occult.
So I'm trying to find this old comic online that showed D&D as a way to induct people into witchcraft and how people would kill themselves when their characters would die, etc. Somebody on here must of giggled at it as well.

See, I'm not offended at all. I love to mess with people. I love to fuel their misconceptions and bigotry. So when this girl I had to sit next to during play practice asked me about my issue of Dragon I was reading, I told her it was satanic and she just kinda huffed and left me be. Hell, my girlfriend reads Dungeon in biology. I want to make it clear that I don't go around saying "I PLAY D&D! BEWARE!" but only try to scare off people I already dislike. It's happened to some of you hasn't it? Don't you just get sick of trying to explain it's just a game and just want to say "It's beyond you" even though that would be too stuck up for your usual demenor.


It's 1983 all over again!:)


Actually, I have more fun using D&D as part of examples of my own possible derangement. For example, I'll tell people that I realized the other night that it was entirely too late for me when it was a revelation that my Marilith NPC couldn't possibly wear Boots of Swiftness. Or tell them that the conception of the Half-Song Dragon Half-Air Elemental Drow was censored out of the Book of Vile Darkness. There are things that even an Arch-Fiend finds disturbing. Or I'll start talking about how cool it would be to have an eight-armed Marilith as a cohort, because you could use her as a throne and have two arms to function as a "seatbelt" while the other six juggled comically oversized swords.

Or I'll ask people if, since almost any spell which includes the word Detect in its name is blocked by a thin sheet of lead, a sheet of lead would set off a Detect Poison spell. Or if asked how I would choose to die, I invariably choose death by succubus. :D Failing that, death by Sword Archon would be pretty awesome, if a bit messy.


This is whatchawant brutha':

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

I stumbled across this awhile ago while I was bored working a crappy temp job. I Googled "Dungeons and Dragons is satanic" and BINGO! instant hilarity.

I laughed at this and immediately showed it to everyone in my group.

I've been playing this game for over 20 years now and have had to defend against the satanic accusations for almost as long.

Remember that awful movie "Mazes and Monsters" with Tom Hanks? Ugh. That wasn't any help.

But these are the same people that sited an article from "The Onion" as containing proof that Harry Potter was teaching kids to worship the devil.

Maybe Kansas should change its state motto to:
"Imagination is Scary"


My apologies to the six cool people in Kansas.

I wasn't talking about you.

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The White Toymaker wrote:

Actually, I have more fun using D&D as part of examples of my own possible derangement. For example, I'll tell people that I realized the other night that it was entirely too late for me when it was a revelation that my Marilith NPC couldn't possibly wear Boots of Swiftness. Or tell them that the conception of the Half-Song Dragon Half-Air Elemental Drow was censored out of the Book of Vile Darkness. There are things that even an Arch-Fiend finds disturbing. Or I'll start talking about how cool it would be to have an eight-armed Marilith as a cohort, because you could use her as a throne and have two arms to function as a "seatbelt" while the other six juggled comically oversized swords.

Or I'll ask people if, since almost any spell which includes the word Detect in its name is blocked by a thin sheet of lead, a sheet of lead would set off a Detect Poison spell. Or if asked how I would choose to die, I invariably choose death by succubus. :D Failing that, death by Sword Archon would be pretty awesome, if a bit messy.

You, sir, are a man after my own deviously twisted heart.

And I have my own story of Satanic Panic, from the heart of San Francisco, a town which should really know better. My friend and I were wandering the streets, grocery bags full of old D&D books in tow, trying to sell them to a used bookstore. We find this great old place, all leaning shelves and wall-to-wall paperbacks, and we go up to the nice old lady who runs the place and ask her if she'll take them. She starts looking through my friend's bag-o-books, and says:

"Sorry, I don't take those Dungeons and Dragons books. Haven't sold them since the eighties, since they kept putting all those pictures of demons on the covers."

And she kept going on about the demons for a good long time, and we exited as quickly as we could. It was then I realized that in my bag were the Book of Vile Darkness and AEG's "Evil". Good thing she didn't start rooting through mine...


Demiurge 1138 wrote:
It was then I realized that in my bag were the Book of Vile Darkness and AEG's "Evil". Good thing she didn't start rooting through mine...

Hey, the Book of Vile Darkness is an interesting read, if somewhat ineffective under most circumstances. Heroes of Horror is almost infinitely superior, even though the Taint mechanic never particularly appealed to me. Vile Darkness just seemed to have an extremely immature grasp of the concept of Evil. Of course most of the things described in it are evil, but mechanics and specific NPCs aside, any grumpy sixteen year-old could come up with most of what's in there.

Rampaging Balors are evil, sure, but nowhere near so evil as the Quasit who possesses small children and uses their bodies to attack the Paladin... or the Bard who follows the Party, twisting people's perceptions of their actions everywhere they go. Any idiot can start a fight, but it takes a prize idiot to think that killing people (even in creative ways) is even half of being evil. (Me, I'm not evil. I'm neutral-self serving. I just make it a point to play evil as evil, rather than merely destructive.)

That other book you had in your bag, AEG's Evil, any good?


I had it worse, when I started to play in University and still living at home, my mom would ask about the game and then make sure to tell me to go to church on Sunday and that it was just a game.
I of course just chose to tell her what happened and everything that was going on. 5 years later and she finally understands and doesn't bother me anymore about it, though she still asks what happens on the morning after the game if I am at the house. Of course that doesn't happen very often now that I don't live at home.

later
A.


Wow. With violent video games, sex on TV, and TEH EBIL GAY AGENDA, I'm surprised D&D gets any press at church.

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The White Toymaker wrote:


That other book you had in your bag, AEG's Evil, any good?

No, it sucked. That's why I was selling it ;)


I even own a physical copy of that delightful Dark Dungeons comic by Jack Chick, to much envy from my fellow gamers :)

Otherwise I usually prefer honest information instead of scaring people, though sometimes I have got strange looks when discussing the games in public places...

Dark Archive

Y'know, in high school, the gaming club went to seminar that talked about how D&D was satanic, and involved the summoning of evil spirits and would corrupt youths.

The funniest thing was at that point, we were playing Call of Cthulu and Stormbringer, and had our rulebooks with us, right there on the desks, and because it wasn't D&D, we convinced them those role-playing games were okay, because they were games based on great literary authors.

Our little-informed speaker missed the salient fact that Call of Cthulu dealt with forbidden knowledge and unspeakable horrors from beyond, and Stormbringer dealt with the summoning and binding of demons as its magic system.

Well, our gaming club enjoyed that little bit of irony ...


Archade wrote:
The funniest thing was at that point, we were playing Call of Cthulu and Stormbringer, and had our rulebooks with us, right there on the desks, and because it wasn't D&D, we convinced them those role-playing games were okay, because they were games based on great literary authors.

So... awesome...

Scarab Sages

Most of the time I use D&D and my own innate lunacy to scare the crap out of people (or at least leave them very worried about me). Although, when it comes down to it I can and have engaged in serious discussions of the game, its effects on people, and the misperceptions of much of the public. I think there are several people whose minds I have successfully changed through my arguments (and just as many who wnat to burn me at the stake).

And for the record, exactly what do you think a soul would taste like if devoured? Personally I'd go with the old staple, "Tastes like chicken".


Aberzombie wrote:
And for the record, exactly what do you think a soul would taste like if devoured? Personally I'd go with the old staple, "Tastes like chicken".

Depends. If it's a good soul, I'd say cherries. Evil souls would taste... I dunno, rotten cabbage? Which is probably why good characters don't go around eating the souls of their opponents.

And that... gives me an idea...

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Thanis Kartaleon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
And for the record, exactly what do you think a soul would taste like if devoured? Personally I'd go with the old staple, "Tastes like chicken".
Depends. If it's a good soul, I'd say cherries. Evil souls would taste... I dunno, rotten cabbage? Which is probably why good characters don't go around eating the souls of their opponents.

Mmmm....good point. Of course, I was really going for the chicken thing...I love Popeyes Fried Chicken.


Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmm....good point. Of course, I was really going for the chicken thing...I love Popeyes Fried Chicken.

We'll call that the Chaotic Neutral (with a hint of Good, kind of like a seasoning).

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I was in church a few months back and they handed out a small booklet with a huge list of mortal sins. Roman catholic church BTW. Playing D&D was on the list as was having tatoos. Double damned I be. Then I go into the Family Christian Store a couple days ago and BLAM! Chronicles of Narnia is everywhere in that store. I guess because the author was religious and mentioned God once or twice in the book that makes it a "christian" novel. I just got done re-reading the book and I see it as a D&D novel. Minotaurs, Dwarves, Satyrs, fairies, witches, goblins, cyclops, swords, sorcery, IT'S F**KING D&D, IDIOTS! But I am sentenced to hell because I play D&D. Same list had stealing and hurting people on it. I wish there was a real spell called Smite Idiocy. Take out about 30% of the existing population with that one, which would be 85% of the Vocal population. Idiocy should be on that list also.

FH


FH, I feel you on the Roman Catholic front. I've had to put up with that for an irritatingly large portion of my life.

You guys should try to find B.A.D.D. Bothered About Dungeons and Dragons.

The last I saw of this organization was a website with a three page essay that tried to convince me that D&D was preparing me for satanic worship. It stated that once inducted into the game a new "recruit" will be introduced to drugs and ritual sex and then eventually murder. All of this made possible by the willpower being weakened by Satan. Satan is given access to the subjects mind during the seemingly innocuous task of attempting to roll 6 6 6 with a set of dice 6 times.


People fear the unknown and what they don't understand. When people are afraid of something, they either run from it or try to render it harmless by making fun of it. I guess D&D, or roleplaying, falls into that category (as well as many other things like other races, other religions, other sexual orientations).

It's the "It's-not-what-I'm-doing-so-it-must-be-wrong" attitude. And it sucks.

Ultradan


Fake Healer wrote:
Then I go into the Family Christian Store a couple days ago and BLAM! Chronicles of Narnia is everywhere in that store. I guess because the author was religious and mentioned God once or twice in the book that makes it a "christian" novel. I just got done re-reading the book and I see it as a D&D novel. Minotaurs, Dwarves, Satyrs, fairies, witches, goblins, cyclops, swords, sorcery, IT'S F**KING D&D, IDIOTS! But I am sentenced to hell because I play D&D.

Actually, Chronicles of Narnia is a series of allegories for Christian themes.


Now I've always liked D&D, but were in the nine hells are my drugs and ritual sex! I feel a bit left out here.


I got the "devour your soul" thing from the greatest movie of all time, Army of Darkness, staring the greatest man alive (no, not chuck norris) Bruce Cambell. Thanks D13 for the site. I knew it was that CHICK site, but I couldn't make the search DC I guess.

As for what they would taste like... I suppose that would change from person to person. Though the first thought was light and fluffy, like whipped cream or something.


I heard that human flesh tasted something like SPAM (canned ham).

Ultradan

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Adding to the list of ironies:

D&D was strictly forbidden in my high school, which barely tolerated our "Simulation Gaming Society" after-school club. Due to the ban, most of our members played Magic the Gathering, or, ironically, White Wolf's Vampire & Mage series...Nothing personal against WW, but playing nightstalking creatures that feed on innocents' blood and corrupt humanity to serve as their pawns (well that's some of the clans' plans anyway) hardly seemed to fit the tight restrictions laid down by the school board. I believe members of the club still play WW to this day, five years later, and any hint of D&D would seriosuly jeopardize the club's continual existence...


I read that comic and kept expecting a punchline.
Some forms of nostalgia are just wrong.


Amaril wrote:
Quote:
Actually, Chronicles of Narnia is a series of allegories for Christian themes.

Yup, Narnia books are really very Christian novels (and I think at least Tolkien, while being devout Christian himself, complained that the allegory comes off far too strong in them...)

Of course handling those Christian themes in D&D games wouldn't have the same effect, apparently. They are inherently evil or something. Mind, there are people who condemn Narnia too...but those are the people who condemn pretty much any book anyway (I was somewhat amused of the claim that Disney movie Beauty and the Beast makes impressionable youth to dabble in lycanthropy...exactly how does one dabble in lycanthropy?)

Also, I have been now playing for over 15 years and I really do look forward to those ritual magic sex orgies. Drugs and Satan-worshipping don't interest me but an orgy or two would be nice.


d13: thanks! That is truly awesome!

(I wish my dm was a hot occult member)


Goddess help me from small minded christians and uneducated people! You would think that an organization like the Catholic church would have more important things to deal with than D&D, oh say the Pedophiles in their church!
I was raised Catholic, but luckly I got over it around fifteen, when I converted to Paganisim. Ironically this was about the same time that I started playing D&D and it was all the s#!* that I was getting from my mom's family about the game that made me take a look at Paganisim in the first place.
I swear if this is the biggest 'Evil' that a child gets into , you should be doing cartwheels! But I think I know why they are scared of D&D: The average D&D player is Middle Income, above average Intelligence, Imagainative, and Open minded. This has to be like Kryptonite to the crusty old men who run the vatican, given the fact that if the church still rules the world, only the clergy would be allowed to read.
The people who really piss me off are the ones like my Dad. Him and my step mother gave me crap about D&D being ' Devil whorshiping' right up till the point that I had finally had it with their crap and threw them out of my life. (they didn't even know that I was a Pagan). The punchline was he hadn't set foot in a church for anything other thatn a wedding or a funeral in twenty years!
I think my rant has come to and end. needless to say that this is a sore subject with me. Hope I didn't offend anyone.


Amaril wrote:
Actually, Chronicles of Narnia is a series of allegories for Christian themes.

Even the early Dragonlance novels (especially the Twins trilogy) have strong Christian metaphors.

For example the whole issue of "Man was created with free will to do good or evil; and True Good is only really Good if it is something that you choose voluntarily to do and not something written in your nature" (the whole religious free will, central in a lot of theological works), that sends the naturally-good Elves going crazy and feeling superior to humans and sparks jalousy and a feeling of superiority in them, which indirectly brings in the whole Cataclysm thing.

Bocklin

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magdalena thiriet wrote:

...exactly how does one dabble in lycanthropy?)

that's really, really funny.

Although my parents don't have any interest in playing D&D themselves, they don't have any qualms with me playing. Of course, I don't DM an M rated game (it's generally family-friendly), but most people I know just tell me I'm a geek rather than launching a crusade.


I have had to defend myself and the game on several occations. I refer to many things in life as I would in DnD aswell, which apparently scares some people. I know a few kids who would play, if it weren't for the fact that there parents would disown them because they believe the game is satanic. My best friend's mother is kinda like that. She knows I play, we get along pretty well, I just can't take anything over there. She's the same way with Magic: The Gathering. What she doesn't know is that her oldest son, who is also a big-time christian, plays Magic quiet often.

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magdalena thiriet wrote:
Yup, Narnia books are really very Christian novels (and I think at least Tolkien, while being devout Christian himself, complained that the allegory comes off far too strong in them...)

I never heard that Tolkien ever complained that the allegory themes of Narnia came off too strong...referring to the Lord of the Rings Tolkien openly said that hobbits represented mankind with himself as the model (which explains the pipe smoking and other hobbit habits) and that Gandalf was an angel. And that is before even getting into the storyline itself which is rich with allegory.

the real kicker for me is that Narnia and Middle Earth are among the principle foundations of modern fantasy, including D&D. If its detractors would take an hour to research the genre's roots they might have a clue--but more than a few regard Lewis and Tolkien as satanic too.

Morons.


I once edited the text out of that Dark Dungeons comic by Jack Chick and tried to put in funnier lines... but I couldn't do it. "It's like making fun of a clown," as webcomic Penny Arcade said (or something quite like this). "What are you going to make fun of? His red nose? His comically oversized shoes? It just doesn't work."

I'm glad I missed the "D&D is evil" fad, but it's flaring up again as a side-effect of the "Harry Potter is evil" fad. While I have a lot of respect for peoples' religious beliefs, many people who are quick to believe in their religion are equally quick to believe everything that misguided, yet convincing members of their religion have to say. Many people believe what they are told without question as long as the person telling it seems authoritative - look at how many people believed Hitler when he told Germany that the Jews were responsible for the country's problems.

In truth, the Bible only prohibits the actual practice of witchcraft and paganism, and even then only for the reason that these were hallmarks of other religions. What we know today in fiction as "magic" is not the same thing as the pagan practices of Moses' day, and even so, it's clear that they are entirely fictional. In other words, you're not disobeying the Bible unless you actually undertake pagan practices in earnest. I think a lot of confusion arises among people who aren't familiar with the game, who if they played the game or even saw one played would quickly realise the difference between playing characters who use magic, and players engaging in actual paganism.

Scarab Sages

Ultradan wrote:

I heard that human flesh tasted something like SPAM (canned ham).

Ultradan

I don't even want to know where you got that from.....


Aberzombie wrote:


And for the record, exactly what do you think a soul would taste like if devoured? Personally I'd go with the old staple, "Tastes like chicken".

Your wrong man, souls taste like strawberry crepes


Ultradan wrote:

I heard that human flesh tasted something like SPAM (canned ham).

Ultradan

Human flesh is not as tasty. (or we would have canned man.)


My uncle is born again christian ordained minister. He still thinks rock & roll is the devil(hey all great rock music is inspired from satan, rock on.) So the fact I play D&D and so does a number of extended family members.

If you can't tell by now I enjoy joking about it and god and satan and jesus and budha and I can't forget my dark lord Yenague Um Sese Masa Yau Yenague. Blood and Souls my lord. Soon all these fools shall feed your greatness.


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Aberzombie wrote:
And for the record, exactly what do you think a soul would taste like if devoured? Personally I'd go with the old staple, "Tastes like chicken".

My in-depth analyses of what souls taste like, According To Alignment:

Lawful Good - A chef salad with a raspberry-balsamic vinagrette dressing. (Crunchy, filling, a little bit of zing - but too good for you.)

Lawful Neutral - A good club sandwich. (Done according to a preset list of ingredients with little to no variation.)

Lawful Evil - Croissants with chocolate filling. (Hard to make, but ultimately delectable.)

Neutral Good - Celery sticks with peanut butter. (Crunchy, but with a bit more substance to them. Raisins optional.)

True Neutral - Rice cakes. (*shudders* Hollow, empty calories with no substance to them.)

Neutral Evil - Peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches. (Not very filling for you, but just tasty.)

Chaotic Good - Trail mix. (Unhappily without the chocolate bits in them.)

Chaotic Neutral - Ice Cream - all the flavors at once.

Chaotic Evil - Cheesecake or cannoli. (So many variations, and so not good for you.)

According to my in-depth studies, there is variations in how a soul tastes according to how the soul's body lived. There was a distinctly "gamey" flavor to souls that came from a druid background - in the case of one Chaotic Neutral Druid, it tasted like ice cream that had sat in the fridge just a little too long. The soul's devourer's alignment may have something to do with the taste as well - some of our researchers reported a "switch" of the tasting.

All agreed that True Neutral souls were the least filling, as they didn't have anything that spiced them up.

Back to the thread topic, it's sad to see that the old 80's sentiment is live and well. My biggest problem with those that point fingers at things they perceive as "The Cause" (whether it be video games, D&D, reading too much) is they don't take the time to investigate and learn themselves. Too often they rely upon some statement given by someone else and hold to it as The Truth.

A side note, when I worked at Barnes & Noble we had a big furor over a particular photographer's book that had naked children in it. Some fool believed that B&N was supporting child pornography by selling it. Of course, many believed the fool, despite never actually opening the book up and looking at it to see what the furor was. I was so happy when a family came in and requested to see the book so that they could understand what the issue was, and make a decision for themselves. We had the whole nine yards - protesters and all - outside the front door of the store. I also loved the company's stance on selling the book - "It is not the practice of Barnes & Noble, or any of its subsidiary companies, to practice the censorship of books, nor restrict the First Amendment in any way." (A clarification point - said book was "art photography" of children running around naked outside, not blatant sexual exploitation. The photographer had the parents' full consent for the pictures - he pretty much done every thing he could not to be labeled "child porn".)

Anyway, my point being that people need to open their eyes before they make a judgement call - too often people don't open their eyes.


Ultradan wrote:
Soylent Green is people!!!

Wait. WHAT?

Soylent Green is. . . PEOPLE?!

I have to go brush my teeth.
In the meantime, if you haven't ever seen this, enjoy a classic article from the Onion.

http://web.archive.org/web/20000815214418/http://www.theonion.com/onion3625 /harry_potter.html

"Imagination is scary"


Amaril wrote:
Actually, Chronicles of Narnia is a series of allegories for Christian themes.

Amaril pretty much sums up what i was going to say in a lengthy response.

As ever,
ACE


Lilith wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
And for the record, exactly what do you think a soul would taste like if devoured? Personally I'd go with the old staple, "Tastes like chicken".

My in-depth analyses of what souls taste like, According To Alignment:

That's a great list. Very funny.

I noticed that the really healthy stuff is good (salads, trail mix, celery sticks), and all the evil stuff is dessert.


Ultradan wrote:
Soylent Green is people!!!

They had this guy on 'The Daily Show' who had created TouFu that had the taste and consistancy of human flesh that he sells on line. It's called Hufu. He said it was for people who wanted to try cannabalisim without facing a life sentence. *Gag!* What the hell is the world comming to? My question is...how do they know if the taste is right?


Blackdragon wrote:
Hufu. He said it was for people who wanted to try cannabalisim without facing a life sentence. *Gag!* What the hell is the world comming to? My question is...how do they know if the taste is right?

The same way they know when they print "NOW BETTER TASTING" on dog food cans.

Woof!

Ultradog


Ultradan wrote:
Blackdragon wrote:
Hufu. He said it was for people who wanted to try cannabalisim without facing a life sentence. *Gag!* What the hell is the world comming to? My question is...how do they know if the taste is right?

The same way they know when they print "NOW BETTER TASTING" on dog food cans.

Woof!

Ultradog

"We've built a mannequin out of Hufu, and another mannequin out of some other brand of human-flavored tofu. Now we'll send in our attack dogs and see which one they choose."


My mom was concerned about my 'spiritual welfare' due to gaming until I turned 20 or so. I think she worried I'd lose my free will, never get married, and end up in hell or something. Years later, it's died as an issue as I'm married, gainfully employed, and spend a lot of time with friends, family, and in other interests.

It's natural to worry about people. Unfortunately (as posters have stated above) its ignorance regarding a subject that leads to inappropriate or irrational response. Her heart was in the right place but she didn't know how to go about dealing with it. I think once she realized all her fears were unfounded, she then had firsthand info to base her opinion of D&D upon...now, when it comes up that I'm having company over to game, it doesn't faze her.

While my friends & family know I play, I doubt any coworkers do. It just never comes up. A friend of mine really knows how to take the awkwardness out of the subject though by joking about it with people who don't play. For instance, he'll walk into a lecture hall of 60 fellow students and say "You should've been there last night, I *SO* rolled 2 natural 20's back to back" or "What did I do this weekend? I kicked a balor's ass, that's what I did.". It's ridiculous(usually accompanied by epic posing)...and disarming ;) Embrace your geeky side!

J-

PS. Not that it matters (to any but me), I'm still a Lutheran. I don't think there's a clash between my hobby and personal beliefs. Still, I'd hate to try to argue that point with hardliners...


"...Dissilusioned words like bullets bark
As human Gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It's easy to see without looking to far
That not much is really sacred....

And though the rules of the road have been lodged
It's only people's games
That you got to dodge
And it's all right ma,
I can make it....

But I mean no harm
Nor put fault
On anyone who lives in a vault
But it's all right ma,
If I can't please him....

Old lady judges watch people in pairs
Limited in sex they dare
To push fake morals,
Insult and stare
While money doesn't talk, it swears
Obscenity, who really cares?
Propoganda all is fony....

While them that defend what they cannot see
With a killer's pride, security,
It blows their minds most bitterly
For them to think death's honesty
Won't fall upon them naturally
Life sometimes must get lonely....

My eyes collide head on
With stuffed graveyards false goals
I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough
Walk upside down inside hand cuffs
Kick my legs to crash it off
Say Ok I've had enough,
What else can you show me?

And if my thought-dreams
Could be seen
They'd probably put my head
In a guillotine....

But it's all right ma,
It's life and life only."

Bob Dylan
It's All Right Ma, I'm Only Bleeding

I pride myself on my sense of compassion and duty to my fellow man, and my belief in the potential for good of all creation. I am not a religious person, but have a deep and abiding faith nontheless.

Yet despite my compassion, humanity's inhumanity, as evidenced by blind intlorance, is great enough to throw me into a rage in which I sometimes wonder if I would not be capable of hurting myself accidentally from the sheer energy of emotion welling up inside of me.

I lost a parent when I was only 14 years old. That really puts what is important in life in a new perspective. I simply wish all those who would out of pride and fear destroy that which does no wrong, or sometimes even augments the life of those it contacts, would simply vanish.


Wicca, bleh, don't get The Koga started on Wicca..

Heh, The Koga has never EVER come across that problem, and he's got tons of Christian friends, infact, thier parents like The Koga, they think he's a good example, smart, and very Christian-like.

Meanwhile, when they're not looking, he calls himself a Satanic Preist, and awaits the day The Illummanati takes over and assumes thier New World Order..

He tried to bring it to thier attention subtely, by wearing a Triquetra. (Which means triple aspect of the Goddess in Wicca, but also means The Beast to Luciferians because it looks like a 6 three times.) They didn't even notice, but then again, the symbol was on a little poster of "Christian cults", so they just assumed The Koga was one of those wierdo Jehova's Witnesses or something. HE CAN'T WIN! >: \

But, no matter, he flexes his evil muscle, like when Crystal wouldn't go out with him but flirted with him and crap, if it wasn't for her, The Koga would've never met any of the church goers or her dad or anything, who all liked him..

Crystal: You better stop being mean to me or i'll tell everybody your secret. >: )
Koga: Go ahead woman, The Koga has been betrayed a thousand times, and it only deepens his desire to be one with the shadows! Tell everyone and thier mother, that way, after they've done retaliated, they come to the relization that thier children, God, and themselves would not have had to be exposed to such trash had you not been a little *Koga says the H word! Well actually W, but whatever* and invited him into thier lives. You you are to blame, you danced with the devil! Or atleast one of his followers, so by all means, enlighten the masses. >: D

Needless to say, she kept her mouth shut. Evil is all about being pessemistic, and the great thing about being pessemistic is you're either proven right or pleasently suprised.. >: )

As for D&D, they don't really care, they just think it's some lame game nerds play. (Which is more or less true.)


All I can say is HAIL DISCORDIA! HAIL ERIS! PELOR LOVES YOU!

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