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Classic Swear Bear Talking Plush
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This cute little plush bear looks like the perfect cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one. Unfortunately, due to a small error in design, his chip says "Eat sh*t and die, motherf*cker", "Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself", "Hey d*ckhead, what're you, some kind of pervert, gotta touch teddy bears?", and more.

No longer appropriate for children (but it seems to sell very well to teenagers—who woulda thought?). Comes in a humorous and descriptive open color box.

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Classic Swear Bear Talking Plush
Andoran Andrew Turner (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber),

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Whatever anyone thinks, let me tell you this is just the type of thing that would go over HUGE in a military community (I'm talking about deployed Soldiers overseas). In fact, I still have the coffee cup I received from my First Sergeant in Iraq: it has a grinning WWII-era Soldier raising a cup of joe in toast, saying, "Have a nice cup of Shut-the-f~#&-Up!"

I'm tempted to buy one of these and send it over to one of my buddies!

mwbeeler,

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Ah crap. It's offensive product review day and I forgot to mark my calendar. I'll admit it, I bought my wife a STFU shirt and she loves it, but this thing bothers me on the level that some little kid is going to pick it up for a sleepy-time companion and next thing you know, whamo, selling drugs and running over school kids (or at the very least trying to look like Brittany Spears).

Andoran Andrew Turner (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber),

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Oh, this is definitely the kind of thing that sits on your desk in Iraq and either stays there, gets demoed later (ahh...Charge 6 WB and a little Purple Barny--the memories!), or lives its garrison life locked in a wall locker!

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