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TOY59008
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Bedroom Teddy Swear Bear Talking Plush
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The Bedroom Bear, while slightly tamer than the others in the line, is the perfect gift for that special someone in your life. Also, standing at nearly 11 tall, the Bedroom Teddy is the first-ever oversized Swear Bear. Chocked full of innuendo, the suave Bedroom Teddy is sure to properly convey your...

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Boob Job Swear Bear Talking Plush
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Get this new edition to Toy Vault's Swear Bear Line. Lick my ni%%$#s and much more. In a woodland world of bunnies and blossoms, where love and happiness fill the air, lives a crew of rotten apples—the SWEAR BEARS!

IMPTYV59000
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Classic Swear Bear Talking Plush
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This cute little plush bear looks like the perfect cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one. Unfortunately, due to a small error in design, his chip says Eat sh*t and die, motherf*cker, Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself, Hey d*ckhead, what're you, some...

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Goth Swear Bear Talking Plush
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A morbid bunch of Teddy Bear Cubs! Goth Teddies First release is violet The leader of the dreadful deadly teddies ! She doesn't dare to swear but has a horrid attitude! ... Goth teddy is a hit with phrases such as. ... Zombies R cute! Don't worry it all ends in death! My best fired is a rotten...

IMPTYV59001
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Happy Birthday Swear Bear Singing Plush
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Just squeeze his stomach and this adorable birthday plush will sing his special Happy Birthday song: ... Happy birthday, f*ck you, ... Happy birthday, you f*cking jerk, ... Happy birthday, you big f*cking looo-ser... ... A unique way to express your birthday wishes to those friends who think they've...

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