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Monty Python: Voice Abuse Keychain (Dead Battery)
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Inspired by Monty Python's Flying Circus, it's... the Plastic Voice Abuse Keychain. Press the toes on the keychain foot to hear phrases from one of Python's greatest sketches, the Abuse Sketch. Includes phrases such as:
• "Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!"
• "Shut your festering gob, you tit!"
• "Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous pervert!
• "Stupid git!"
• "Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth."
• "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
...and much more!

This keychain has been discounted because the original battery has been drained and will need to be replaced by you.

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