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Classic Swear Bear Talking Plush
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This product has been identified as adult content.
This cute little plush bear looks like the perfect cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one. Unfortunately, due to a small error in design, his chip says "Eat sh*t and die, motherf*cker", "Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself", "Hey d*ckhead, what're you, some kind of pervert, gotta touch teddy bears?", and more.
No longer appropriate for children (but it seems to sell very well to teenagers—who woulda thought?). Comes in a humorous and descriptive open color box.
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Whatever anyone thinks, let me tell you this is just the type of thing that would go over HUGE in a military community (I'm talking about deployed Soldiers overseas). In fact, I still have the coffee cup I received from my First Sergeant in Iraq: it has a grinning WWII-era Soldier raising a cup of joe in toast, saying, "Have a nice cup of Shut-the-f~#&-Up!"
I'm tempted to buy one of these and send it over to one of my buddies!
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Ah crap. It's offensive product review day and I forgot to mark my calendar. I'll admit it, I bought my wife a STFU shirt and she loves it, but this thing bothers me on the level that some little kid is going to pick it up for a sleepy-time companion and next thing you know, whamo, selling drugs and running over school kids (or at the very least trying to look like Brittany Spears).
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Oh, this is definitely the kind of thing that sits on your desk in Iraq and either stays there, gets demoed later (ahh...Charge 6 WB and a little Purple Barny--the memories!), or lives its garrison life locked in a wall locker!
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