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Classic Swear Bear Talking Plush

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Note: This product has been identified as adult content.

This cute little plush bear looks like the perfect cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one. Unfortunately, due to a small error in design, his chip says "Eat sh*t and die, motherf*cker", "Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself", "Hey d*ckhead, what're you, some kind of pervert, gotta touch teddy bears?", and more.

No longer appropriate for children (but it seems to sell very well to teenagers—who woulda thought?). Comes in a humorous and descriptive open color box.

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