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Everyone Scatter T-Shirt
Ming-Ling Enterprises
Everyone Scatter ... In golf, when an errant ball is hit, people yell Fore! In combat, the use of an explosive is followed by a shout of Fire in the hole! In D&D, the roll of 1 is often followed by an expletive and the words EVERYONE SCATTER! If you're lucky, the shout is followed by the cold crack...

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Greedo Was Framed T-Shirt (Small)
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Ming-Ling Enterprises
Greedo Was Framed ... The biggest patsy in the galaxy gets his own shirt. Won't you buy it to pay his—admittedly post mortem—legal fees? ... Dark green ink on a light green jersey-style T-shirt with dark green arms

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My Dice Are Trying to Kill Me T-Shirt
Ming-Ling Enterprises
My Dice Are Trying to Kill Me ... White ink on a black T-shirt.

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Obey Me—18 Charisma T-Shirt
Ming-Ling Enterprises
Obey Me! ... I have an 18 Charisma ... You’ve seen it happen thousands of times. Some brainless dunderhead rolls three magical sixes on the dice and immediately assigns the roll to Constitution, Dexterity, or Strength. But not you. No, you know better. Muscle may break down doors and dexterity may...

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Rebel Scum T-Shirt
Ming-Ling Enterprises
Rebel Scum ... Celebrate your victory over the Evil Empire with a T-shirt! Wear the label proudly. Tastefully appointed in black ink on a moss and black ringer tee, your label is as subtle as you need it to be.

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Wash Lives T-Shirt (XXL)
Ming-Ling Enterprises
Wash Lives ... We here at Ming-Ling felt a galaxy's worth of pain when the leaf on the wind was pierced by fate. Honor his memory by wearing this shirt.

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You Have Wood for My Sheep? T-Shirt
Ming-Ling Enterprises
You Have Wood for My Sheep? ... Color ink on a dyed hemp T-shirt.

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Zombie Horde T-Shirt
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Ming-Ling Enterprises
The Zombie Horde ... Winning with the crushing weight of numbers since 1968! ... White ink on a black T-shirt.