Generic Post

Dammit, missed ToTP by one! post.

Dinosaurs Early.

Dinosaurs Later.

Dinosaurs Crammed in an elevator.

Dinosaurs Plump.

Dinosaurs Lean.

Dinosaurs Red,

Dinosaurs taste great with mashed potaters.

Blue,

Yellow,

And Green.

Somebody ate his spleen.

Statement expressing confusion.

Patient reiteration of all the points of confusion using exactly the same confusing wording and ending with "I hope that helps."

Confusing expression stated, followed by a stated expressed confusion.

Unnecessary bump.

Mildly irritated post expressing simplicity of the concepts and using calculus and non-euclidian geometry for proof.

sound of weeping

Post pointing out that your math is fundamentally flawed.

Post pointing out that your flaws are mathematically fundamental.

Many links to sources supporting The Math, along with statements of smug satisfaction.

Many links to sources supporting The Math, along with statements of smug satisfaction.

Links to new math sources discrediting original, with added ad hominem attack.

Refutes all above posts with epic fail disclaimer.

Futile effort to mock several of the previous posts with the utilization of one, all-encompassing statement of wit.

Complaint of ignorance, makes weak attempt of appeal to masses. Takes ball, goes home, starts new thread.

Effectiveness of tactic confirmed by passive-aggressive avoidance in different thread.

Generic movie link taken from another thread.

various wretching sounds

Post meant for other thread discussing Arinzona.

Post meant for other thread discussing Arinzona.

Post accusing previous poster of being an invader from an alternate dimension which contains the state of Arinzona.

Diatribe at poster who left thread long ago casting aspersions on parenthood and comparing sizes of various body parts.

Post declaring everyone living in Arinzona are racists except for the ones that arn't.

Post wondering aloud why the word "Illegal" doesn't mean what everyone thinks it means.

Random poster wrote:

Post meant for other thread discussing Arinzona.

Post accusing previous poster of being an invader from an alternate dimension which contains the state of Arinzona.

Post accusing poster of being prejudice against dimensional aliens.

Aberzombie wrote:

Random poster wrote:

Post meant for other thread discussing Arinzona.

Post accusing previous poster of being an invader from an alternate dimension which contains the state of Arinzona.

Post accusing poster of being prejudice against dimensional aliens.

Post wondering whether humans from an alternate dimension could be conidered alien, or just alternate humans. Alt humans. Alt mans. Altman. OH MY GOD!! Robert Altman is an invader from another dimension....

Diatribe at poster who left thread long ago casting aspersions on parenthood and comparing sizes of various body parts.

Ouch, I stepped on it post.

Complaint about how thread is off topic without contributing anything new with post.

Off topic post that still manages to contribute something.

Post which contributes nothing.

Failed attempt to post nothing of consequence.

An epic fail

Godwin mine post.

Post superfluously overusing the word "literally."

Meatball hero post.

bumping to push down political threads.

Post which contributes nothing.

Obvious comeback.

Post mentioning back hair.

Previous post triggers long boring post seeking sympathy over embarrassing nose and ear hair.

Embarassing post concerning bored sympathy seeker.

Post exaggerating how smart I really am above the rest of the posters on the board ... and buying into it.