Werd!

This book is gonna be GREAT!

Guffaw!

It's like Paizo's own Fiend Folio! Is this coming from Paizo UK?

None will survive the flumpocalpyse!

Weird & awesome! I love the Revisited books so far, but I can't wait to see this Redeemed entry. The goofy misfit monsters need some love. :D

If it were the start of April I'd be worried, but since it's February then all I can say is FLUMPHS!!! :D

Hurrah!
And I have maintained for some time now that the eldritch tentacled horror that is the flumph is a relation to Earth's Cthulhu.
:)

Fanservice!

Lurkers Above are not misfits! thank you for including them.

YES!

Stop the mirth. This book is serious business.

DEADLY serious.

(very stern look)

I totally suggested this book!

Truly. This is not a joke book.

Stop the mirth. This book is serious business.

DEADLY serious.

(very stern look)

Seriously awesome!!!

James Jacobs wrote:

Stop the mirth. This book is serious business.

DEADLY serious.

(very stern look)

Seriously awesome!!!

+1 Bajillion!!! :D

What are the rules for reinventing? How much stuff about the creatures are the authors allowed to change?

Serious. Book.

You should get Rich Berlew to illustrate the flumph. ;-)

And have him stat up an Acidborn Dire Shark while at it.

You should get Rich Berlew to illustrate the flumph. ;-)

I personally vote for Hugo. (I'll also note that I don't condone the treatment of flumphs in that comic.)

And have him stat up an Acidborn Dire Shark while at it.

So, just the Pf update to the one in Dungeonscape, in other words?

I notice that trying to redeem the nilbog is a bridge too far, even for Paizo, despite what they did for goblins.

Did the wolf in sheep's clothing make the list before, or after, Carly Fiorina's widely-mocked campaign add?

Doom! Doom!

First thing Hugo needs to do is create a comic about an island of misfit monsters, and have them singing a sad song, when visitors from the Flumph Liberation Front come and promise that they will get to be a part of Lamashmas...

I can only hope the al-mi'raj is in More Misfit Monsters Redeemed.

I notice that trying to redeem the nilbog is a bridge too far, even for Paizo, despite what they did for goblins.

Did the wolf in sheep's clothing make the list before, or after, Carly Fiorina's widely-mocked campaign add?

LOL. Before, but you just gave me some delightful ideas to add to the outline...

WOW that was a weird commercial.

I notice that trying to redeem the nilbog is a bridge too far, even for Paizo, despite what they did for goblins.

Did the wolf in sheep's clothing make the list before, or after, Carly Fiorina's widely-mocked campaign add?

Some monsters are just dumb, all the way through.

I would also put the gorilla bear on that list. And probably the gorbel (he ALMOST made it on there.) And the lava child too, for that matter. I'm VERY CURIOUS to see how THAT one turns out...

I can only hope the al-mi'raj is in More Misfit Monsters Redeemed.

The al-mi'raj is actually a real-world mythological creature. One of the requirements of this book was that ALL of the misfits had to be things that were invented whole-cloth for the game.

taig wrote:

I can only hope the al-mi'raj is in More Misfit Monsters Redeemed.

The al-mi'raj is actually a real-world mythological creature. One of the requirements of this book was that ALL of the misfits had to be things that were invented whole-cloth for the game.

Oops. Bestiary 3, then? :)

And I was all ready to name the Island of Misfit Monsters, Jezîrat al-Tennyn.

Now I wish I had more money, and a checking account.

logic_poet wrote:

I notice that trying to redeem the nilbog is a bridge too far, even for Paizo, despite what they did for goblins.

Did the wolf in sheep's clothing make the list before, or after, Carly Fiorina's widely-mocked campaign add?

Some monsters are just dumb, all the way through.

I would also put the gorilla bear on that list. And probably the gorbel (he ALMOST made it on there.) And the lava child too, for that matter. I'm VERY CURIOUS to see how THAT one turns out...

I have it on good authority that the lava child will be completely full of WIN and AWESOME and all forms of smiley goodness.

But you'll still want to slap the taste right out of his creepy smiley clown mouth.

And I was all ready to name the Island of Misfit Monsters, Jezîrat al-Tennyn.

Is that what the Qadiri call Flyspeck Isle?

Now I wish I had mor money, and a checking account.

Well, that should change starting next week, right?

David Fryer wrote:

Now I wish I had mor money, and a checking account.

Well, that should change starting next week, right?

Not really. The new job starts out at less then what I was getting on unemployment. And the checking account will only happen when th credit union decides to let me have one.

Not really. The new job starts out at less then what I was getting on unemployment. And the checking account will only happen when th credit union decides to let me have one.

You're not working full-time, then? Maybe I misunderstood when I first read you got your job.

David Fryer wrote:

Not really. The new job starts out at less then what I was getting on unemployment. And the checking account will only happen when th credit union decides to let me have one.

You're not working full-time, then? Maybe I misunderstood when I first read you got your job.

I am but it's only minimum wage.

I am but it's only minimum wage.

ouch.

It's better than nothing though.

So will norkers be in Misfit Monsters II?

This is one of the most awesome things I've ever seen.

I just want to know who's/what's going to be on the cover. The Flumph might be a bit too obvious a choice.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

And I was all ready to name the Island of Misfit Monsters, Jezîrat al-Tennyn.

Is that what the Qadiri call Flyspeck Isle?

Maybe not. I think it means Dragon's Island. Maybe one of our Arabic speakers will weigh in.

So will norkers be in Misfit Monsters II?

1) Norkers are HARDLY misfits. They're bad-ass.

2) Norkers are also not open content.

I have a great norker story, but not in this thread.

HAHAHAHA

I remember this thread! I was totally calling for this book to be made!

Now, I return to hoping they heed my call for a grimoire!

Thanks Paizo!

Also, where's the thought eater?

Oh wow.

Please let the lava children still look like Alfred E Neuman.

Seriously though, if you can make me take flail snails seriously, that'll be one hell of a feat.

I'm surprised so many of these misfits are open content. Who on earth OGLed the dire corby? Lava children? Wolf-in-sheep's-clothing? Our friends at Necromancer?

This announcement inspired me to pull out the ol' Fiend Folio. I thought I'd see what other unloved creatures of yore might appear here. I think this whole book could have been done just from the entries in A-D. But that would leave out classic goofballs like the gambado or the mantari. The original Fiend Folio was an ... interesting book.

I'm surprised so many of these misfits are open content. Who on earth OGLed the dire corby? Lava children? Wolf-in-sheep's-clothing? Our friends at Necromancer?

Yep. Necromancer got their foot in the door while the getting was good, and let a lot of the more obscure critters out of the barn before the farm changed hands.

It's one of the reasons I love the Tome of Horrors series.