Paizo Top Nav Branding
  • Hello, Guest! |
  • Sign In |
  • My Account |
  • Shopping Cart |
  • Help/FAQ
About Paizo Messageboards News Paizo Blog Help/FAQ
Wizard

thunderspirit's page

Goblin Squad Member. RPG Superstar 2013 Marathon Voter, 2014 Marathon Voter, 2015 Marathon Voter. Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber. FullStarFullStarFullStarFullStar RPG Venture-Lieutenant, Illinois—Richmond. 1,403 posts (5,058 including aliases). 3 reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 19 Pathfinder Society characters. 5 aliases.


1 to 50 of 273 << first < prev | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | next > last >>

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Jason Nelson wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Been watching sports since the Seventies, and I've never seen a bandwagon fill so quickly in my life.
No bandwagon will EVER fill up as quickly as the Chicago Bulls bandwagon in the early 90s.

Nope, probably not.

But I was a Bulls fan pre-Jordan — in the Quinten Dailey/Orlando Woolridge years — so I whacked plenty of 'em with my cane and told 'em to GET OFF MY LAWN.

**** RPG Venture-Lieutenant, Illinois—Richmond aka thunderspirit

2 people marked this as a favorite.
Jiggy wrote:
I think the main issue when this type of topic comes up is that most people can't fathom the immensity of the gulf between "squicky" and "traumatic".

At the same time, there aren't any clear lines to indicate where you've crossed over to traumatic, in no small part because everyone is different and so the level at which a trigger activates is different.

The concerns are legitimate because some people do have triggers. It's best for the GM to review the scenario ahead of time, but it's not a panacea itself because a GM doesn't always know who's at her table. Labeling isn't a panacea either, though. There's not an easy, one-size-fits-all answer.

Silver Crusade

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Male Halfling Ftr (Dragoon)2/Drd4 | hp 11/48 | Init +2 | AC 18, T 13, FF 16 | CMB +6, CMD 18 | F +10 R +5 W +7 | Prcptn +10, SM +2 | Stellah hp 27/27 | AC 24, T 15, FF 19 | F +5 R +11 W +6 (+4 vs. Ench)
Skybek Odeon wrote:


Skybek then takes his wounded companions aside and repeatedly channels positive energy on them. The smell of good strong ale wafts through the air.

OMFG, I love this bit of flavor!

Dark Archive

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Male Aasimar (Chelaxian) Ora3 (seeker) | hp 27/27 | Init +4 | AC 17, T 12, FF 15 | CMB +4, CMD 16 | F +3 R +3 W +2* | Prcptn -1 (drkvsn), SM +7

Ingratiating and talkative, Chusynd Karkota is a tall, lanky Chelaxian man (aasimar with the Scion of Humanity racial trait) with turquoise eyes and golden hair. He is also more than likely not quite right in the head, as his near-immediate proclamation to be a CLERIC OF ARODEN! might indicate. Though, by the time he's finished speaking, his wild ideas don't seem nearly as outlandish as when he'd first begun.

Aha! exclaims Chusynd as he cheerily shakes Count Matsanda's hand. Well met, good sir! A pleasure, to be sure. So your new father-in-law — he was a hunter, until he took a tiger to the knee...?

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jeff Lee wrote:

Every time I see that item's name, I think of the movie Airheads.

"Well, there's three of you. You're not exactly lone. Shouldn't you be the Three Rangers?"

"I have no idea what you're saying right now." ;-)

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Brigg wrote:
mamaursula wrote:

Overheard at our house:

Me: "[Item I like] vs ... [husband's item]"

Andrew: "Yay! We're synced up! Two votes for my item."

Me: "But...I like [Item I like]"

Does anyone need a roommate?

A vote for your hubby is a vote for....um....

Er...uh....

Someone help me out here...

Not needing a roommate. ;-)

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

If your construction requirements include 187 items, you might just have created a Swiss-Army-spell-in-a-staff/ring/rod.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jacob Trier wrote:
If your item costs more than 200.000 gp, it's not getting an upvote from me, regardless of how cool or flavorful it might be.

It will when it's up against another 200,000+ gp item. >.<

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Feros wrote:
600 items and counting! :)

You're a machine, dude. :-)

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Necromancy roulette!

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E
"...a crummy commercial?!?"

Downvote.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

My first marriage item.
And I wound up voting for it cos its competition was essentially a Michael Bey movie. :-|

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

2 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Feros wrote:

ACCK!

...

I'm going to blame my cat for that vote, as she nudged my hand as I was trying to click.

...

Yeah, that will work.

Blame Cosmo, particularly since that was post #666. :-D

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

3 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

This confused me on the first, second, and third reading.
So I stopped reading and voted for its competition, which did not confuse me any of the times I read it.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Use this. Go ahead — it's only half likely to curse you!

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Kermit the grippli staff magus wrote:


The lovers, the dreamers, and meeeeee...

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

This [redacted] looks like [something entirely different redacted].
But it's totally a [redacted], not a [something entirely different redacted].

Okay then.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I'm pretty sure a competence bonus isn't worth six figures of gold. Just sayin'.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

You know what? Those things never last long enough — let's make 'em permanent.

Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014, Marathon Voter 2015

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
mamaursula wrote:

Getting to "Marathon Voter" the first year was down to the wire, I believe I hit it in the last two hours or so of voting. Last year it became a necessity because I couldn't not achieve it again, right? I did get to 1000 votes much earlier due to a change in employment. I will undoubtedly do so again, since I will be unemployed come the first of the year.

Here's how hitting the voting milestones feels -

Star - "Huh, 100? That's not so bad. There's some interesting stuff in here."

Dedicated - "Wow, I've voted a lot and it's not quite half over. 500 times? Maybe I need another hobby."

Votes 700-999 - "OMFG ARE WE THERE YET!?"

Marathon - head desk "Forget that 5,000 thing, LeBlanc is on his own."

This.

So, so much of this.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Liz Courts wrote:

Money Chris: Have you ever dangled a participle in your life?

Me: Once when I was younger, to see what it felt like.

Hey, we were all young once (and needed the money).


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Farael the Fallen wrote:
"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in Nevaeh, nor the Sun, but only the Light." ~Book of Leafar 24:36

Nah, ain't nobody got time to read that. I'll wait for the inevitable lackluster Will Ferrell movie adaptation.

{sings (badly):} "...It's the Leafar of the Lossssssssssst!"

Using "lackluster" and "Will Ferrell movie adaptation" in the same sentence is nearly always redundant.


4 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

My sincerest condolences, AS. :-(

I blame Cosmo cos I'm sad now about Ambrosia Slaad's pet that wasn't allowed to belong to Ambrosia Slaad.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
NobodysHome wrote:
CrimsonVixen wrote:
Lathiira wrote:
...a whole harem of succubi....
...a combat-full of succubi...
I believe the correct term is, "A passion of succubi."

If it's not the correct term, it should be.

**** RPG Venture-Lieutenant, Illinois—Richmond aka thunderspirit

1 person marked this as a favorite.

Ah, the Eternal Champions. Well done, Snorter! :-D


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Sinspawn ****

Bordegga Will save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17 <-- Get back, Loretta! :-)

Davosh eyes the troll, but she shrugs off his hex!
She does not shrug off Vojtek's blade, however!
Ali is less fortunate — her attack does not find its mark!

Some of the gash Vojtek's blade inflicted closes up, and Bordegga, a massive battleaxe in her hand, five-foots back and is only too happy to introduce to return the favor to the barbarian by way of full attack!

battleaxe: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18
damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (6, 4) + 4 = 14

bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

claw: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

GM stuff:
B 17

Kappi, Edward!


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Orthos wrote:
Chemlak wrote:
I blame Cosmo that there are people who think 55 F is cold (that's 13C, to the rest of us who aren't scientists).
*raises hand*

*ditto*

...I blame Cosmo for me always being cold.


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Sinspawn ****

800 xp story award for convincing Hatch to help out against the Pale Tower. Yay!


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Sinspawn ****

1400 xp for vanquishing Sergeant Sertane and the Hapless Guards. (Now on tour and appearing at an adventure path near you!)


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Speaking of which, why do mathematicians continue to insist πr²?

Every pie I've ever seen is round.


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
James Sutter wrote:
That said, I *do* challenge anyone to read Crystal's awesome write-up of Shardra and call it hamfisted. She did a rad job.

I don't know that this could be said any better.

Mikaze wrote:
Shardra's backstory is about as hamfisted as a vegan salad.

I stand (well, okay, sit) corrected.*

*:

While not necessarily written better, Mikaze's is more succinct than Sutter's, and made me laugh out loud. But then, I'm easy. :-)


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Orthos wrote:
Kind of disappointing after the overly-long one I'm used to seeing that starts "So there's a man crawling through the desert..."

Now that I've seen that, I can't un-see it. O.o

**** RPG Venture-Lieutenant, Illinois—Richmond aka thunderspirit

1 person marked this as a favorite.

The next Pathfinder Society session at Lake Geneva Games will be September 20, running from 12:30 p.m. — 5:30 p.m.!

On the agenda is 6-01: Trial by Machine (levels 1-5).
http://paizo.com/events/v5748mkg0avkx

Visit the South Central Wisconsin Game Society here, and sign up to play using their Warhorn page here.

Lake Geneva Games
918 S. Wells St.
Lake Geneva, WI 53147

**** RPG Venture-Lieutenant, Illinois—Richmond aka thunderspirit

3 people marked this as a favorite.
Tom S 820 wrote:

Is there list of pathfinder mod by location?

I want to may add them in as side quest for some of the APs.

Try here.

**** RPG Venture-Lieutenant, Illinois—Richmond aka thunderspirit

1 person marked this as a favorite.

Congrats, Mike, and welcome aboard!

Totenpfuhl wrote:
Congratulations, RPG Superstar 2012!

Also, this! :-)


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jessica Price wrote:
My suggestion that we take the train back instead and spend the next several days hanging out in the dining car, playing the games we bought at Gen Con and solving the inevitable murder mystery was not met with much approval. :(

Perhaps it might have had you indicated that Cosmo be the victim. ;-)

**** RPG Venture-Lieutenant, Illinois—Richmond aka thunderspirit

1 person marked this as a favorite.
John Francis wrote:
Nefreet wrote:

You are supposed to wear the shirt, and if you have a folio you are supposed to have it filled out, and on the table.

The idea here is marketing.

Not quite right. The folio has to be on the table, but it doesn't have to be filled out (cite: Mike Brock, in this post).

(I usually bring an extra one, still in the shrinkwrap, to lend out to new players if I'm playing at a low-level table).

Shirts do have to be 'worn', but some leeway is expected. Nobody wants to sit next to the guy wearing his one and only eligible shirt for the fourth straight day at a convention.

+1 to all of this (I do the same with my sealed folio).


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
cartmanbeck wrote:
Yeah I'm also hoping to hear about other specific games that they're planning using this license. I would play the *BLEEP* out of a Diablo-style or Baldur's Gate-style RPG game set in Golarion.

Cosigned.

Sovereign Court

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Crystal Frasier wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
The Oppara Buyers' Club?
We do not invoke that horrible, tone-deaf, self-congratulating film.

I'm unfamiliar with the film, but I take personal umbrage at the comparison of the shining jewel that is Oppara with...well, any other city, really, but Dallas in particular. We do not have a Central Deathway!*

*:
Claim may not be valid for members of the Qadiran military.


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Necromancer wrote:
Sebastian Hirsch wrote:
One of my temporary players made a stupid remark, but some people are just stupid.

Well, let's be fair: there's stupidity, but there's also ignorance.

I recommend carrying heavy reference books for either occasion.

There's some truth to this, but also a chance for growth.

I know that personally, thinking back on things I and those around me said regularly when we were adolescents and teenagers, I still shake my head at the breadth of ignorance we showed. At the same time, I like to think I'm not that person anymore (nor do I any longer choose to keep people who still use those words around me), so hopefully I've taken those lessons and tried to apply them in my life instead of staying ignorant. And I certainly hope I've passed that down to my stepchildren so that they don't use those words either


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Lamontius wrote:
Barwickian wrote:
Lamontius wrote:

But as adolescence hits her in the write-up, the words "femininity" and "womanhood" come up...annnnnnd...dammit, I just realized even as I'm typing this that I'm taking those words to mean the appearance of only physical and biological traits...

...I think I get it now.

Bingo. And you won't be the only one who has the epiphany.

Crystal, you've achieved something special here. You're leading people around corners - absolutely brilliant work.

Yes that is why I asked the questions

Not to be obtuse
Not to be contrary
But because I want to learn and overcome misconceptions I do not not even necessarily realize that I had in the first place

+1.


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Cthulhudrew wrote:
thunderspirit wrote:

Very well stated, SKR.

Enough so that I wish I could like it twice.
You could like it, then unlike it, then like it again?

Hmm...

Nope, not nearly as productive as I'd hoped it would be.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Sean K Reynolds wrote:
insert terrific extended analogy here

Very well stated, SKR.

Enough so that I wish I could like it twice.


3 people marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I have a new favorite iconic now.
I am just blown away.
Just, wow.

On a definitely related note, I'm certain Gorbacz and I just got a lot of company on the Crystal Frasier Fan Club Bandwagon. :-)


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
zylphryx wrote:
You still have your hard copy of the Beta rules.

Well, if you count printing it out...

**** RPG Venture-Lieutenant, Illinois—Richmond aka thunderspirit

1 person marked this as a favorite.

Looks awesome!

Also, thank you for not doing this at PaizoCon and making the rest of us slackers look bad. :-)


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Bruno grapple table variation.

1 to 50 of 273 << first < prev | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | next > last >>

©2002–2015 Paizo Inc.®. Need help? Email customer.service@paizo.com or call 425-250-0800 during our business hours: Monday–Friday, 10 AM–5 PM Pacific Time. View our privacy policy. Paizo Inc., Paizo, the Paizo golem logo, Pathfinder, the Pathfinder logo, Pathfinder Society, GameMastery, and Planet Stories are registered trademarks of Paizo Inc., and Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Campaign Setting, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Adventure Card Game, Pathfinder Player Companion, Pathfinder Modules, Pathfinder Tales, Pathfinder Battles, Pathfinder Online, PaizoCon, RPG Superstar, The Golem's Got It, Titanic Games, the Titanic logo, and the Planet Stories planet logo are trademarks of Paizo Inc. Dungeons & Dragons, Dragon, Dungeon, and Polyhedron are registered trademarks of Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc., and have been used by Paizo Inc. under license. Most product names are trademarks owned or used under license by the companies that publish those products; use of such names without mention of trademark status should not be construed as a challenge to such status.