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Jude is Justin's son.

Were you in a flying police car?

John let slip that one of his favorite restaurant entrees is beef wellington. I happen to have a recipe, and his birthday is Monday.

Does that make me the best boyfriend in the world, or utterly insane for contemplating this pastry-encased culinary monstrosity?

Yes.

Have fun, Drejk!

Happy birthday, Patrick!

But that's pronounced Houston, as opposed to Houston.

Viking rock!

LARPilicious!

Or a big Imaginary Friend. I think I shall try and convince him the Zloty is real and loves him.

LOL!

Aberzombie, did you check out the zloty? You are partially responsible for its existence, after all. :)

taig wrote:

Presenting the zloty!

I think it does the Polish currency justice. :)

You. . Didn't mention me. ... and I'm not scared of the zloty, I want to hug it. Or make it fight the tarrasque.

I have rectified that terrible error!

Well...see...if it's enough for you to consider siccing it on the tarrasque, I did my job.

taig wrote:

Which iPad are you???

You've already forgotten about me?

If I remember correctly, you're now taig's wife's iPad.

T -5 minutes.

Back to job search.

:(

I hope something else (and perhaps better) comes your way.

By request, the zloty!

It does not have a cap, but at some point, it will become 95% immune to weapon damage (a 20 will always hit).

Naked cap!

I am surprised that its Spell Resistance does not increase with each spell that penetrated it :P

I had considered it, but I decided that the Spell Resistance was a function of its origin world rather than its adaptability.

A magic zloty, on the other hand...

It does not have a cap, but at some point, it will become 95% immune to weapon damage (a 20 will always hit).

It's better than telemarketing but still...

Personally, as customer, I have little patience for salesman trying to sell me something I hadn't asked for unless it is better version of something I asked in the first place or is required part of thing I asked for. Either I want something and ask for it or not.

I agree. I hate when the "pressure" salesman shows up and tries to sell me things I don't want. So, yeah, I'd hate to have to do that as my job.

I agree with Icyshadow's sentiment: good luck to regardless of your decision.

Yeah, sales work is pretty terrible.

Don't get me wrong, security guard duty is even worse.

Either way, I wish you the best of luck, regardless of your decision.

I've never done security guard work before.

And honestly I am not sure if I want them to call or not.

I do need a job desperately but their focus on sales and not on customer service is making me hesitant.

I can understand the hesitancy toward doing sales work.

Presenting the zloty!

I think it does the Polish currency justice. :)

The zloty is finished and will be unleashed on the world tomorrow morning!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(Lack of sleep may have influenced some of my decisions regarding the zloty)

Which iPad are you???

I had to add an extra (naked) exclamation point on the new page.

Ptarmigans!!

Hee hee. I'm taking a little break after turning in a major project.

I think by tomorrow I'll have written over 30,000 words for various assignments over the course of 8 days.

I will be back more often, though. :)

Pardwa!

I say tomato, you say pomidor.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Ptarmigan!

Ptarmigan!

Ptarmigans!

This tail finally posted. :P

motteditor wrote:

Deserts of the Inner Sea actually does sound pretty cool.

Though I'd also be willing to settle for Desserts of the Inner Sea.

I'd expect lots of puddings in the bestiary section of that one.

I'll submit a whole new species of monster known as the flan. Spooky!

Great question!

It would follow a similar progression to a monk who improved from 1d10 to 2d6, so the 20th-level monk would improve to 4d6 (and then 4d8, if the monk read both the advanced and expert books).

The 1st baby falcon hatched today at 5:49am!

FalconCam

Cool!

I shall work on it.

So...what happened?

Did you watch the Gravity trailer by any chance?

Also, might as well let it be known......

You know how all those Houston FAWTLY folk are always encouraging people to move to Houston.......?

You're moving to El Paso?

It's in the same state, so it's close, right?

Well... officially graduated Magna cum Laude with a BFA in illustration. The most useless degree ever, but at least it's over with.

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Thanks for the review, End!

I met one goal in creating a solid, balanced race, but I have some lessons learned for my next race. :)

Alright. So after vetting it through a few people, here's the first draft of the Goblin Song in Mandarin. Hopefully this doesn't count as a "lengthy" post. ;)

小妖精的歌
作詞: Paizo
翻譯: Oladon

小妖啃！小妖咬！
小妖斬！小妖吵！
刺狗、斬馬
小妖精们竊和打！

小妖跑！小妖跳！
小妖砍！小妖叫！
燒皮、砸體
小妖精们在這裡！

追寶寶！抓小狗！
邦克頭讓住口！
骨被裂、肌被燉
我們小妖！把你氽！

Comments/suggestions are welcome!

I'm not even remotely qualified to comment or suggest. Still, this is impressive.

New favourite song! :D

Love Came Looking For Me

That is good. :)

It gives me the same error. :(

All the same, I like what you've done with the "My Account" page.

Yay!!!

I'm working on my Mandarin translation of Paizo's Goblin Song.

That sounds ambitious. :)

Here is a new Friday monster. Enjoy!

Spider squirrel!

Next week...the dreaded zloty.

so Hyperbole and a Half has updated after a long hiatus

And man do I sympathize a lot more than I thought I would =/

It's good to see her back. I also sympathize with her.

Ah, so it's more of a lesser silence aversion.

I agree with Drejk's suggestion, though.