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Vaarsuvius

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Pathfinder Society Member. 1,007 posts (1,009 including aliases). No reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters.


Qadira

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Watch out for French skunks.

Qadira

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It could be an act of good. He's giving her an opportunity to play, rather than just work. He's expressing his affection/love for her in a way that the rest of the party refuses to share. And he's potentially providing her sustenance in a very selfless manner, literally giving of himself.

Qadira

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Doesn't sound like a good time.

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CWheezy wrote:
Dumping int is pretty bad.

It's a no-brainer. ;) I can live with some failed spellcraft checks.

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Confident Gnome Leader: "If you think we wouldn't win, then clearly you don't gno-me."

Qadira

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Does anything really exist?

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My first PFS game I showed up with a rogue and a blowgun. The DM was kind as he could have easily killed him, but didn't. After the session, he gave me tips on improving him.

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It's pretty easy to "very generously" give to the poor when it's not your money. The torturing on top of the thievery definitely makes him evil.

Qadira

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There are fountain drink machines with every flavor imaginable, but the only one that works is Diet Coke.

Qadira

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Breeze? That one blew right by me. I guess I didn't get the Message.

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Simon Legrande wrote:
The party wizard summoned a celestial snake to explore ahead of us. The rest of the party felt sorry for that poor snake being yoinked away from Mt Celestia into a stinking sewer and chastised the wizard for it. We never forgot that poor snake, and we're pretty sure the snake never forgot being summoned into a sewer.

As he slithered ahead, he must have been thinking "Why have you forsnaken me?"

Qadira

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Scavion wrote:
The Shining Fool wrote:
Scavion wrote:
Better Rogue Talents. This should have been done ages ago but Paizo seems reluctant to do anything to help these poor guys out.
How would you define "better" rogue talents?
Not once per day abilities.

Seconded. I stop reading when it starts out with that.

Qadira

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Yep, too comprex.

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Fromper wrote:

Otherwise, I'll probably just go with "Celia the Sylph" for my name on the web site, just for uniqueness from whoever already has "Celia" registered as a name.

Could go with Sy-Celia (as in she's breaking your heart and shaking your confidence daily).

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Diego Rossi wrote:


We can add to the often forgotten rules:
- each spellbook weight 3 lbs and you need it to memorize spells.

There is a tendency to "forget" that by player that use the 7 strength wizard.

Crap. There goes the bedroll.

Qadira

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Adamantine Dragon wrote:
It's gotta be more than 20 minutes by now. Where is V?

Sorry I'm late. The demons were one-upping each other on who was the oldest and I had to sit through reel upon reel of home movies.

Qadira

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Advanced Race Guide:

"Fiend Sight

Your eyes develop keener sight in dim light and darkness.

Prerequisites: Darkvision 60 ft., tiefling.

Benefit: You gain low-light vision and your darkvision improves to 120 ft.

Special: You can take this feat twice. When you take it a second time, you gain the see in darkness universal monster ability."

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It's okay to lie to Stevie Nicks.

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Very low probability one vote matters regardless.

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Selgard wrote:

hmm Rp it out normally.

"Guys, do we want a personw ith us who can't communicate in battle or stressful situations unless we all stop what we're doing and watch him wave his hands around at us?"

Group: "Not particularly"

Wizard: *sad face*

Group: "NEXT CANDIDATE!"

Or

"Guys, do we want a personw ith us who can't communicate in battle or stressful situations unless we all stop what we're doing and watch him wave his hands around at us?"

Wizard: *Bluff check: raises hand (to draw Group's attention) and nods in response to question, giving Group "for shizzle" facial expression*

...and depending on wizard's Bluff roll vs. any applicable SM checks...

Majority of Group: "Yeah, I guess we do want that."

Selgard wrote:
But then what are you doing for verbal component spells?

Eschew Incantations

You have no need to speak to cast spells.
Prerequisite: Silent Spell
Benefit: You do not need to fulfill the
verbal components of spells in order to cast
them. You effectively treat all the spells
you cast as if they had been cast using the
Silent Spell metamagic feat, but the spell’s
level does not change, and no extra time is
required to cast it.

Qadira

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Sorry for your loss. Good news though about being able to play D&D in the afterlife!

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King Stag wrote:
and was was grabbed by the Ooze (he is the one that was reduced to 1 HP)...I know it has no intelligence but would it try to follow them anyway?

Yes. It would be oozing with confidence.

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Ravingdork wrote:
What do you think?

I like it.

Ravingdork wrote:
Do you think this is a good way to set an example of what to do/what not to do?

I don't expect my players to do anything, so I don't set examples on how to play.

Ravingdork wrote:

What would you do in this bizzare situation?

I would laugh when all the children died. I'd take the opportunity to describe some of their deaths in detail. Maybe one would be hanging on a ledge screaming "Help!...Why won't you help?" before he loses his grip and shouts F bombs at the party while falling to his death.

Qadira

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They gnoll better than to bite off more than they can chew.

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Quote wrote:
Students said the banned books were seized...out of their hands...Crying, students said it was like Nazi Germany, and they were unable to sleep since it happened.

Funny, regardless of what books were banned.

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Prints of Darkness?

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NPC Dave wrote:
McQueary though, if he tried that, he may have been ignored by the media.

Hmm, risk being turned down by the media or risk children being ass-raped indefinitely?

I do think it's easy to stand on moral high ground and point a finger and that it's not always easy to do the right thing. We're human and make mistakes. I probably would have done no better if I was in McQueary's shoes back then. If I was in his shoes today, I would hope I'd have the integrity to resign.

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That didn't take long.

"I hear there's a rumor that there will be a more shocking development from the Second Mile Foundation -- and hold on to your stomachs, boys, this is gross, I will use the only language I can -- that Jerry Sandusky and Second Mile were pimping out young boys to rich donors. That was being investigated by two prominent columnists even as I speak."

---

Agree McQueary needs to go immediately.

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Awesome ones.

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Chakfor wrote:

I threw my pearl of power to cut off retreat and smacked the half-drow thief/princess off of the bridge to fall forever into the abyss.

You then turned to the necro and stated "I knew one day she'd fall for me."

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DM Cameron wrote:

A guy from my high school who just wanted an outlet for fantasys about magical intelligent dildos and ultra slutty Paladins with aforementioned dildos as "mounts." He did not enjoy the game I ran

I'm sure all he wanted was an encounter with Edward Penishands.

Qadira

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Sorry you weren't able to squeeze it in there.

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
keeps trying to make it fit when it doesn't.

That's what she did.

Qadira

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Sex

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His tombstone read Well Done.

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Aurelianus wrote:
After that I packed my stuff and left.

Why? Eye fail to see.

Qadira

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I would allow him to sing this to the companion to get it back.

When you're weary
Feeling small
When tears are in your eyes
I will dry them all

I'm on your side
When times get rough
And friends just can't be found
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay you down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay you down

When you're down and out
When you're on the street
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you

I'll take your part
When darkness comes
And pain is all around
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay you down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay you down

Sail on Silver Girl,
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way

See how they shine
If you need a friend
I'm sailing right behind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind

Qadira

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I always play chaotic neutral because when I look at it, I am CN the best alignment.


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