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It's okay to lie to Stevie Nicks.

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Very low probability one vote matters regardless.

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hmm Rp it out normally.

"Guys, do we want a personw ith us who can't communicate in battle or stressful situations unless we all stop what we're doing and watch him wave his hands around at us?"

Group: "Not particularly"

Wizard: *sad face*

Group: "NEXT CANDIDATE!"

Or

"Guys, do we want a personw ith us who can't communicate in battle or stressful situations unless we all stop what we're doing and watch him wave his hands around at us?"

Wizard: *Bluff check: raises hand (to draw Group's attention) and nods in response to question, giving Group "for shizzle" facial expression*

...and depending on wizard's Bluff roll vs. any applicable SM checks...

Majority of Group: "Yeah, I guess we do want that."

But then what are you doing for verbal component spells?

Eschew Incantations

You have no need to speak to cast spells.
Prerequisite: Silent Spell
Benefit: You do not need to fulfill the
verbal components of spells in order to cast
them. You effectively treat all the spells
you cast as if they had been cast using the
Silent Spell metamagic feat, but the spell’s
level does not change, and no extra time is
required to cast it.

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and was was grabbed by the Ooze (he is the one that was reduced to 1 HP)...I know it has no intelligence but would it try to follow them anyway?

Yes. It would be oozing with confidence.

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What do you think?

I like it.

Do you think this is a good way to set an example of what to do/what not to do?

I don't expect my players to do anything, so I don't set examples on how to play.

What would you do in this bizzare situation?

I would laugh when all the children died. I'd take the opportunity to describe some of their deaths in detail. Maybe one would be hanging on a ledge screaming "Help!...Why won't you help?" before he loses his grip and shouts F bombs at the party while falling to his death.

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They gnoll better than to bite off more than they can chew.

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Students said the banned books were seized...out of their hands...Crying, students said it was like Nazi Germany, and they were unable to sleep since it happened.

Funny, regardless of what books were banned.

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Prints of Darkness?

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McQueary though, if he tried that, he may have been ignored by the media.

Hmm, risk being turned down by the media or risk children being ass-raped indefinitely?

I do think it's easy to stand on moral high ground and point a finger and that it's not always easy to do the right thing. We're human and make mistakes. I probably would have done no better if I was in McQueary's shoes back then. If I was in his shoes today, I would hope I'd have the integrity to resign.

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That didn't take long.

"I hear there's a rumor that there will be a more shocking development from the Second Mile Foundation -- and hold on to your stomachs, boys, this is gross, I will use the only language I can -- that Jerry Sandusky and Second Mile were pimping out young boys to rich donors. That was being investigated by two prominent columnists even as I speak."

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Agree McQueary needs to go immediately.

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Awesome ones.

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I threw my pearl of power to cut off retreat and smacked the half-drow thief/princess off of the bridge to fall forever into the abyss.

You then turned to the necro and stated "I knew one day she'd fall for me."

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A guy from my high school who just wanted an outlet for fantasys about magical intelligent dildos and ultra slutty Paladins with aforementioned dildos as "mounts." He did not enjoy the game I ran

I'm sure all he wanted was an encounter with Edward Penishands.

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Sorry you weren't able to squeeze it in there.

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keeps trying to make it fit when it doesn't.

That's what she did.

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Sex

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His tombstone read Well Done.

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After that I packed my stuff and left.

Why? Eye fail to see.

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I would allow him to sing this to the companion to get it back.

When you're weary
Feeling small
When tears are in your eyes
I will dry them all

I'm on your side
When times get rough
And friends just can't be found
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay you down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay you down

When you're down and out
When you're on the street
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you

I'll take your part
When darkness comes
And pain is all around
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay you down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay you down

Sail on Silver Girl,
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way

See how they shine
If you need a friend
I'm sailing right behind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind