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Interesting. I don't own it, but it fleshes things out even better that way, depending on the source of the writings or if there is a list somewhere of powers no one has ever heard of. Let me know what you find. :)

After you add the PF Alpha to your cart, it should drop into the “My Downloads” section. You may want to try and re-personalize the file, then wait a moment, click the “Check back in a moment” button, and then try to download.

Click “My Accounts” up on the top of the page after you have signed in. Scroll to where it says, Messageboard Aliases,” and select “New Messageboard Alias.” Create your Mysterious Mage account, choose a picture, and use that to post.

[MwBeeler, I'm not trying to insult you, but I don't think you examined that idea sufficiently.Sam

Not at all, I’m used to people missing the point.

Mine was from the last closeout sale, with some maps and Lego Tie Fighters. I've seen it mentioned more than a few times, just figured I would double check and wait for someone to say, "Yeah, we do that sometimes because we're cool like that." or "The card hopper sits right next to final packaging and vibrates like crazy."

4E will enlarge your penis. Buy now while they're still in stock!

It's true! My wife's penis is now twice the size it was in 3.5!

Was going to post this yesterday but ran out of time. StarStone failures don’t just die, they never were. No one remembers them, words written about them disappear, statues and cravings unetch themselves, and anything created or designed by the God-that-failed becomes unmade (with potentially severe consequences if you were attempting to become..say..goddess of architects, or for the victims of a burdening deity of murder). The exception to this rule might be something recorded about them by another deity.

Case in point: Diet Coke with Lemon tastes like cancer.

Last Baron. I was really excited about this series of modules, but the art blog threw a wrench in my enthusiasm. Ah well, I’m sure it’s just a one off.

Maybe Asmodeus has a familiar.

Just getting around to opening everything as I get caught up after multiple surgeries, and I discovered there was a pack of Item Cards included in this order. If it was a promo, much obliged. If it was an accident, I left them unopened and would be happy to return them.

Thank you to whomever it was who started this thread*.

*Assumed to be mwbeeler, but on the Paizo boards, with vanishing posts, you never quite know.

It's alive, alive!

Here are photos of the belly;

Ah, yep yep. There's the single hinged plastron I was looking for. I "think" your turtle is a she.

p.s.: What exactly do you feed a turtle anyway?

This particular turtle likes bugs, caterpillars, eggs, and small fish. Eventually it will want some veggies and larger animals (frogs, birds).

As far as salmonella goes, the UV light (which is essential to proper diet anyhow) will help kill a little (like 25%) of it, but your best defense is still washing your hands and not doing anything silly like kissing your turtle (oh, and clean where it walks too, as it will leave a salmonella trail on your carpet). We carry E. coli around in our gut all the time, turtles just happen to carry salmonella instead.

Arg. Ok, so I was mistaken. Already almost 3:30 and I need sleep. Will try again tonight from work.

Big time. I drew the line at the thought of disassembling the steering column.
Arg. Ok, so I was mistaken. Already almost 3:30 and I need sleep. Will try again tonight from work.

Depending on the officer (Holy crap endangered species vs. Yeah, we should probably put that back vs. Um…it’s a..turtle…), they may even issue you a box turtle permit (which are free). Technically, the Easterns are only threatened, while the Ornate is endangered, but they passed a separate bill in 2004 to protect the Eastern specifically.

Some things to keep in mind though:
It’s going to get big, (/Shatner Voice: ”Really big.”
It will outlive you and your daughter if properly cared for.
Keeping turtles alive is a serious pita, they are sensitive creatures out of the wild.
It will need a UV light source, some soft sand to bury itself in, a shallow pan of water (not deep, turtles DO drown), and a place out of direct sunlight (or it will overheat). Luckily, box turtle diet is pretty forgiving.

Overall, very cool that you found a juvenile. A few years yet before it will be ready to mate, and it bodes well for the population.

What kind of dilemma?

The desire to support you and see more of your art vs. my personal moratorium.

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Spoilered for Off Topic:

James / Gary:

Arg, I was afraid it was that project, now I have a dilemma.

Glad to hear she is safe!

Sorry for my own absence, my wife and Son are 90% better now, and I still haven’t picked the bug up from either of them (crossing my fingers).

I have to sew up some tears in my son's blankephant and dopplephant at work, so I probably won't get to updating until this morning (usual free times are blocks of 7:30-8, 11-1, or 1-3, corresponding to Drew's naps, if he takes them, lol), though I have to pick up the car (and spend another $200, unbelievable) because I have no low beams.

Back again, sorry about the hiatus. Wife and Son are 90% better now, and I still haven’t picked the bug up from either of them (crossing my fingers).

Oh cool. I was worried enough that I called twice this weekend, but didn't leave a message because I didn't want to freak out his parents (why is someone from Detroit calling you...?).

Can you flip the lil' guy? I think what you may have there is a Eastern Box Turtle (though it sure looks like a Gulf Coast Box).

I should probably add here that it is illegal in the state of Indiana to collect these turtles from the wild (as they are endangered).

The mystery illness, by the way, is salmonella.

Offhand it sounds like a snapping turtle. Might want to keep her fingers away from it until you can get a positive id.

Yikes; worry about the game last, go take care of your family. Hope everything is ok! My wife and son came back sick from visiting the in-laws, so I may be a lil' slow this weekend as well.

Things to keep in mind: There are at least two more, one of them is a bow.

The items will withhold their powers if wielded by someone carrying an opposing faction item.

Was that a slip or are you allowed to talk about it now? Congrats either way.

I had a buddy at the time who was really into this; I knew about the comics before they started airing them, but it wasn't really my thing. Seeing them reminds me of when MTV really used to have some awesome "avant-garde" kind of stuff on it instead of the wall-to-wall fecal matter they show now. Like Liquid Television, home of seriously out there garbage, and my favorite short:

Grinning Evil Death.

along with notable runner-up:
The Running Man.

Neither one of these are probably work safe, as they are a bit violent (and shouldn't you be working, anyhow?).

The deep children have subsonically called for aid, and Shiny must shed his mortal coil and descend into the Earth via lava tube navigating floating saucer discs. Residual evidence of Shiny’s fleeting human existence will consist of combat boats and an empty skin-shell.

Ah hell.

Arg! Total BS; I pass out for 10 hours and the world starts spinning backwards. Hopefully this isn’t related to the “krylon incident.”

Shiny should get out his handy dandy library card and hoof it down to la biblioteca post haste!

Yes, Ive been drinking.

Awesome post, and good advice.

We need a Shiny Conspiracy Theory thread:

Violated by many tentacled creatures and pulled into alternate reality stuffed with oreo flavored people sounds way better than forced to work at paper mill by overbearing father due to graffiti related arrest (I made that last bit up, don't read into it).

Passed out today at one from lack of sleep before I could get things rolling. Just as well, was having trouble putting two thoughts together. Once I get my crap in gear tonight I’ll drop in an update or three.

Compare bloodline of descendants to residue on the Spear of Longinus. Of course, finding the "real" spear is a quest in itself.

Darn intelligent items, always browsing the CharOp boards. Thanks :)

Your powers are f&@&ing eerie, dude.

If only I could take credit for the prognostication powers of the cookie. Though I did see the Groundhog once (took my wife for her birthday); maybe it rubbed off?

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Whoops.

Oh bummer. What slogans?

[There is this guy.

I’ve never been able to put my finger on why, but I find Janus extremely unnerving. I blame Lovecraft.

You sayin' we ain't proper, college boy?

Whar U goin', city buoi?

The next Doctor Who companion needs to be Dustin the Turkey.

moderation is key

I thought we wanted less moderation?

Easiest way to ban Mike: Trap me in a pun to which I can’t resist replying. Sigh.

Chocolate made out of endangered species? I'm so in. The only down side I'm seeing here is it is bound to get progressively more expensive as my favorite flavors die out.

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Beeler, I might not be able to post in the next couple of days. I'm coming down with the flu. Please do not hesitate to NPC Zuko. Thanks for your patience.

No worries, take your time, get well!

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I have these visions of Weird Al as Rambo in UHF. I'm not sure if I like it or not yet, but it is thought provoking.

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