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Full Name

Mike

Race

Humanoid

Classes/Levels

Expert 2 / Magewright 1

Gender

Male

Size

It says Chico on my underwear, but I feel medium.

Age

Sadly, yes.

Special Abilities

Approach the LD50 of caffeine, post micturition syncope, survive cancer, appears non-threatening.

Alignment

Chaotic Neutral

Deity

Eventually I will be.

Location

De-Troy-It

Languages

None (including this one).

Occupation

I am hatred shaped like a man.

Homepage URL

http://www.somethingkindasexy.com

Strength 10
Dexterity 15
Constitution 8
Intelligence 16
Wisdom 13
Charisma 14

About mwbeeler

I’m a riddle wrapped in an enigma, being chased through a corn maze by the stomping boots of conundrum.