Full Name |
Mike |
Race |
Humanoid |
Classes/Levels |
Expert 2 / Magewright 1 |
Gender |
Male |
Size |
It says Chico on my underwear, but I feel medium. |
Age |
Sadly, yes. |
Special Abilities |
Approach the LD50 of caffeine, post micturition syncope, survive cancer, appears non-threatening. |
Alignment |
Chaotic Neutral |
Deity |
Eventually I will be. |
Location |
De-Troy-It |
Languages |
None (including this one). |
Occupation |
I am hatred shaped like a man. |
Homepage URL |
http://www.somethingkindasexy.com |
Strength |
10 |
Dexterity |
15 |
Constitution |
8 |
Intelligence |
16 |
Wisdom |
13 |
Charisma |
14 |
About mwbeeler
I’m a riddle wrapped in an enigma, being chased through a corn maze by the stomping boots of conundrum.