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Gary Teter wrote:

Can't believe I forgot to move this thread to where it belongs. Well, it's moved now.

Hey! You moved it into my neighborhood!

Join ussssssssss. Join usssssssssss.

FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!

Yikes. My last post is being quoted by the agents of discord!

THERE HE IS! GET HIM!

In conclusion I think the best way to truthfully spice up the game is to add mobs, meetings, and the internet directly into the flavor of every game. I find no other way quite as effective.

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Voice 1: David, Tuesday is not good for us! How about Thursday afternoon?! Are you free then?!

Voice 2: Do you have our telco information?! We are on LinkedIn or you can write on our Facebook wall!

Many voices: We look forward to showing you our Powerpoint presentation!

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Voice 1: Wait! That is not a green woman!

Voice 2: No! That is a whitish-pinkish woman with green makeup!

Voice 3: You think us fools, that we will have our eyes schlurped by a non-green woman in disguise and not notice!

Many Voices: We will shake our fists and mutter ominously until you recognize our menace!

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Why don't I feel like Pathfinder is doomed in the least?

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voice 1: Behold the werewolf! Walking about as a jello jiggler that has almost completed its four-hour curing!

voice 2: Does he not care that even as we speak, the great hand is shaking the canned whipped topping and rinsing the decorative serving plate?

voice 3: Perhaps he thinks his lycanthropine demeanor will protect him from the certain doom of Pathfinder that stalks us like a grumpy five-year-old who has lied about washing his hands before treats are offered!

many voices: Heathansson! Do not think yourself above our fate! When the hour of the great snacking arrives, you will jiggle! By the gods, we all shall jiggle together!

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Ban roll-on, FOR ALL OF YOU!

::Tosses deodorant to the masses from his imperial balcony.::

Am I not a generous master?

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voice 1: How can we use deodorant when the flying dire lemmings have eaten our torsos?

voice 2: Yes! And where were you when the Kobold kept tricking us into reading his explosive runes scrolls?

voice 3: And you throw us travel-size personal hygiene products, even while Kid Rime, the chosen Pokemon of the gated community, wields his nightstick? Do you think that we have a naivety that matches our malodorousness?

several voices: You will not escape being menaced so easily! We have passed volatility and are nearing truculence!

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