I don't know about all of you, but when i am GMing and acting as a croupier and trying to subtly introduce various NPC's that will crop up throughout the rest of the adventure, the last thing i have brain capacity for is making up witty insults! So i cobbled together a brief list from various internet joke sites to refer to while running a game of ghoulette. I figured i'd post the list here so you can focus your prep time on more important things.
I take no responsibility for whether they are appropriate, funny or insulting.
1) Appearance
As ugly as you are, did your mother wear a blindfold to breastfeed?
Hey, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
Every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!
Can I borrow your face for a few days? My butt is going on holiday.
2) Bloodline
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
3) Dmeanor/Presence
Well, they do say opposites attact...this guy’s looking to meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
4) Hygiene
Do you raise pigs, or just smell that way on your own?
You know there is a way to get rid of that rotting order.... try maggots
Did you ever consider braiding that nose hair?
5) Skill
The good thing about a game of chance is even a moron like you has a chance!
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
You're quite a craftsman, The only things you ever make are mistakes.
6) Clothes/Equipment
Is that a cloak or did you get caught in the curtains?
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
Ohhhhh dressed up tonight, only three stains on the shirt, i’m honored
7) Body
I’ve heard of a pear shaped figure, but your working on pomegrenate.
I've seen better hands on a leper!
Excuse me, is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?
8) Race
Hmmmm, well look at you.... and they said rats an orcs couldn’t have offspring.
Wow hatchling, what laid your egg?
Question about your parents... who or better yet what mated with a grimlock?
9) Courage
I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
Here’s a man who takes comfort in his own courage, when the going gets tough, he pees himself
You sure are a colorful hero... all yellow
10) Profession
Where did you get money to gamble, youre to stupid to have a job
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
Youre quite a craftsman, The only things you ever make are mistakes.
11) Brains
Look at this idiot... he’s so dumb he thinks the Taldorian border pays rent
Are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.
You're the kind of man that is a blueprint for building an idiot.
12) Something Nice
Hey.... i seem to be missing my body, can i have yours?
Wow and just when i though the whole place was filled with total chumps, 1/2 chump here wlaked in.
Hey sweetcheeks wanna go for a spin?
You know your friends said you were stupid and ugly, but you don’t seem that dumb to me