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245 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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Sharoth wrote:
... RWBY IS BACK!!!!...


*cue footage of stadium full of Notre Dame fans, replacing original audio*

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Little Lost Bird wrote:
Are you my Mother?

Pretty sure Adequate is a boy duck. At least I assume so since he has never laid an egg, to my knowledge.

Therefore, no, he is not your mother.

What creature sucks the blood out of goats while making an oom-pah-pah sound?


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I've a quick little rant for you. It may have been touched on before, but since I just got cursed out over the phone for it, I'm in the mood to vent.

It is not my [expletive deleted]ing fault that we don't have a room for you tonight, [expletive deleted]-wad. You made the reservation for tomorrow night, and then decided to come a day early without changing the reservation or making a new one. Not my [expletive deleted]ing fault. We're sold out. No rooms left. No, d*+#*#+, not even one. That is what it means to be sold out. There's nothing available. I know you have a reservation. For TOMORROW. Not tonight. Not [expletive deleted]ing yesterday. TO-MOR-ROW. So, yeah, we'll have a room for you tomorrow. But not tonight. And that is in no [expletive deleted]ing way my [expletive deleted]ing fault you [expletive deleted]ing [expletive deleted]-face [expletive deleted]-berry [expletive deleted]ity-[expletive deleted]-[expletive deleted]ing [expletive deleted]!!!!! So shut your [expletive deleted]ing pie-hole and find somewhere else to stay tonight. Oh, and good luck with that. I've already spoken to most of the other decent places to stay in town, and they're all sold out as well. So, in conclusion dear guest, go [expletive deleted] yourself.

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Sharoth wrote:
Nightwish - Live at Wacken 2013

Nudity seems somewhat appropriate for a night wish.

I used to love Kaboom cereal.

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Disliking Facebook is SO mainstream. True hipsters like Facebook, but only ironically.

The NSA wrote:
Don't mind me. I'm just reading your email.

Let me know if there's anything important, okay?

If you want the poop to go away, you need to flush.

Conmand the Bardbarian is banned for singing while angry.

rashly5 is banned because I've forgotten what I started fighting for.


hobbsdadolfin is banned for daring to return.

Mark Hoover is banned for remembering.

<insert interrobang here>

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MagusJanus is banned because my future self is a dick.

Of course, SnowJade's grandmother learned to cook at the Olive Garden.

BigDTBone is banned because this one is even longer.

I say you are tasty when battered and deep fried.

Belphegor is banned for looking to the right.

Painful Bugger is banned for feeling entitled.

Or we could use SnowJade's pelt.

lucky7 is banned for asking what the fox says.

Alan Alda. Joe Pesci!

Patrick Stewart Patrick Swayze Danica Patrick Patrick Ewing.

George Foreman.

Gruumash . is banned because I hate that song.

SnowJade is banned for making me sleepy. Seriously, dude, stop yawning!

lucky7 is banned for not flossing.

What did he say?

SnowJade is banned for putting the Super Soaker in the dog's food bowl.

lucky7 is banned for causing the extinction of the dinosaurs.

lucky7 is banned for locking his differential.

lucky7 is banned for forgetting to clean his contacts.

lucky7 is banned for leaving the door open.

Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM is banned for picking his nose.

lucky7 is banned to revive the thread.


lucky7 is banned because when I posted it, there was some kind of glitchy thing going on (maybe with just my computer, I don't know) where sometimes it would show my post ahead of yours, and then I would refresh and it would show your post ahead of mine. So, I blame Gary.

I am also surprised you like it.

I'm not sure why I'm surprised, but I am.

lucky7 is banned for rearing the feaper.

lucky7 is banned because here is a list.

I'm not sure anything you do could be bad for your image. It's pretty bad already.

lucky7 is banned for failing to whistle more than 1 note.

Lluna Godslave is banned for trying to look at her own ear.

lucky7 is banned because it still sounds like a disease.

lucky7 is banned because Gnomonia sounds like a respiratory infection.

lucky7 is banned for whistling out of tune.

lucky7 is banned for not banning with elan.

lucky7 is banned for failing to control himself.

IS THIS BETTER?!?!?!?!!?!?

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