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255 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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Captain Yesterday wrote:
Actually Pea Bear is included in the loved ones, I need all the ammo I can get waking that one up.

Do you open one up and waft it under her nose like a vial of smelling salts?

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As opposed to the Scottish Christmas tradition of the drunken hurl at the O'Brawley's.

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That's fine. They'll repel the Werecrabs.

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C.Y., Mayor of Chillin'Town wrote:
I haven't found my keys yet, but I found ten bucks. :-)

Oh, hey. That's my $10. Thanks for finding it for me. I totally lost it last time I was there for Sporkstaking.

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ALL the games? That's a lot of games.

I'm in. Let's do this.

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captain yesterday wrote:

Great, now i have to ask my wife what her favorite band is.

"How can you not know what my favorite band is, it was playing on our wedding day!"

And it isn't even my birthday.

Play it safe, and assume it's the Cruxshadows. Can't go wrong with the Cruxshadows.

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Rosita the Riveter wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
It's okay. All we southerner conservatives look alike... ;)
Something tells me you'd say the same of us West Coast Liberals.

On the internet, we all look the same.

Like faceless blobs.

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Freehold DM wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Freehold it's looking like Hoth out there.

isn't it beautiful?

I actually missed work at the second job because of it- no buses were running to the train station.

Ch, what's it looking like by you?

You could set that bike on fire and help warm up that poor woman.

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Orthos wrote:
Currently binging my way through Red vs. Blue. I only watched the first handful of seasons and apparently it went on a long time after that. Been worth a few good laughs. =)

Caboose is my hero.

I'm addicted to brake fluid, but don't worry. I can stop anytime.

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Sharoth wrote:
... RWBY IS BACK!!!!...


*cue footage of stadium full of Notre Dame fans, replacing original audio*

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Little Lost Bird wrote:
Are you my Mother?

Pretty sure Adequate is a boy duck. At least I assume so since he has never laid an egg, to my knowledge.

Therefore, no, he is not your mother.

What creature sucks the blood out of goats while making an oom-pah-pah sound?


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I've a quick little rant for you. It may have been touched on before, but since I just got cursed out over the phone for it, I'm in the mood to vent.

It is not my [expletive deleted]ing fault that we don't have a room for you tonight, [expletive deleted]-wad. You made the reservation for tomorrow night, and then decided to come a day early without changing the reservation or making a new one. Not my [expletive deleted]ing fault. We're sold out. No rooms left. No, d&~~+%+, not even one. That is what it means to be sold out. There's nothing available. I know you have a reservation. For TOMORROW. Not tonight. Not [expletive deleted]ing yesterday. TO-MOR-ROW. So, yeah, we'll have a room for you tomorrow. But not tonight. And that is in no [expletive deleted]ing way my [expletive deleted]ing fault you [expletive deleted]ing [expletive deleted]-face [expletive deleted]-berry [expletive deleted]ity-[expletive deleted]-[expletive deleted]ing [expletive deleted]!!!!! So shut your [expletive deleted]ing pie-hole and find somewhere else to stay tonight. Oh, and good luck with that. I've already spoken to most of the other decent places to stay in town, and they're all sold out as well. So, in conclusion dear guest, go [expletive deleted] yourself.

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Sharoth wrote:
Nightwish - Live at Wacken 2013

Nudity seems somewhat appropriate for a night wish.

I used to love Kaboom cereal.

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Disliking Facebook is SO mainstream. True hipsters like Facebook, but only ironically.

The NSA wrote:
Don't mind me. I'm just reading your email.

Let me know if there's anything important, okay?

If you want the poop to go away, you need to flush.

Conmand the Bardbarian is banned for singing while angry.

rashly5 is banned because I've forgotten what I started fighting for.


hobbsdadolfin is banned for daring to return.

Mark Hoover is banned for remembering.

<insert interrobang here>

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MagusJanus is banned because my future self is a dick.

Of course, SnowJade's grandmother learned to cook at the Olive Garden.

BigDTBone is banned because this one is even longer.

I say you are tasty when battered and deep fried.

Belphegor is banned for looking to the right.

Painful Bugger is banned for feeling entitled.

Or we could use SnowJade's pelt.

lucky7 is banned for asking what the fox says.

Alan Alda. Joe Pesci!

Patrick Stewart Patrick Swayze Danica Patrick Patrick Ewing.

George Foreman.

Gruumash . is banned because I hate that song.

SnowJade is banned for making me sleepy. Seriously, dude, stop yawning!

lucky7 is banned for not flossing.

What did he say?

SnowJade is banned for putting the Super Soaker in the dog's food bowl.

lucky7 is banned for causing the extinction of the dinosaurs.

lucky7 is banned for locking his differential.

lucky7 is banned for forgetting to clean his contacts.

lucky7 is banned for leaving the door open.

Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM is banned for picking his nose.

lucky7 is banned to revive the thread.


lucky7 is banned because when I posted it, there was some kind of glitchy thing going on (maybe with just my computer, I don't know) where sometimes it would show my post ahead of yours, and then I would refresh and it would show your post ahead of mine. So, I blame Gary.

I am also surprised you like it.

I'm not sure why I'm surprised, but I am.

lucky7 is banned for rearing the feaper.

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