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88 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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Rysky wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Woot! I just found out Picarto works on mah phone!
The fact that I'm now clothesless while watching my erotic commission being sketched amuses me greatly.

Can we tie in your other comments and assume you have commissioned erotic artwork of Cindy?

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If you insist...

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Limeylongears wrote:
Don't know about you lot, but this evening I conquered the tower of Zanbar Bone.

Is that a sex thing? It sounds like a sex thing. A weird, British, sex thing.

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Syrus Terrigan wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Ug! Not fun sinus headache! Dratted allergies combined with the sky high humidity here in Savannah, GA!
Shoulda gimme that copper piece, dude. Snort the right booze, problem solved. :)

What happens if you snort the left booze?

Edit: Nevermind. Apparently it makes your clothes disappear.

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Cap'n Yesterday, Vegetable King wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Ford Prefect wrote:
Still bring a towel though.
Or, depending on the kind of orgy, a trowel.

Yes, everyone loves a good garden orgy.

Not that I would know...

Gotta have some use for all that zucchini.

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I really don't need to think about your Brazilian.

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Hurricanes/tropical storms are some of the many things I don't miss about Florida.

Hmmm...I must have left my clothes there. Oops.

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So, today's snow storm would likely have disappointed Freehold. Instead of the 5"-12" they were calling for this morning, we wound up with around 3". Of course, since the temperature stayed just above freezing all day, we also got a ton of slush and ice on the roads. This, combined with wind gusts of over 45mph, resulted in many accidents and closed roads. Thankfully(?), I had stayed here at work instead of going home, so I didn't have to try and drive through it all. Of course, this does mean I have to work tonight.

Apparently I left all my clothes at home.

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NobodysHome wrote:

And for the record:

  • Caddyshack: A great, great comedy, with many memorable moments. Some painfully juvenile moments, but many more hilarious ones.
  • Ghostbusters: Harold Ramis at his best.
  • Ghostbusters 2: Utterly forgettable.
  • Hey now, don't forget about Caddyshack 2.

    Although I apparently forgot my clothes.

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    Ben Affleck, mallard at large wrote:
    Edit 2: Nekkid inyourendo?


    And everyone knows that Time Warping Slaadlings don't wear clothes.

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    The Pantheist Cleric

    Pantheist clerics clearly don't need clothes.

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    Ragadolf wrote:
    gran rey de los mono wrote:
    Also, I have cookies near to me. They are chocolate chip, and not all that good. But they are cookies. Perhaps I shall eat some later.
    But PLEASE, for the luv of all things FAWLT-y, eat them AFTER you put your clothes on!

    Whoops. Didn't even notice I was ToP.

    Also, the cookies looked really overdone, so I threw them away.

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    Lamontius wrote:
    if your avatar was your sexytime wear

    Works for me. No avatar = no clothes for sexy time.

    And, I'm nekkid!!

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    TriOmegaZero wrote:
    Nudity has to be explained?

    The cops sure seemed to think I needed a good explanation for being nekkid that one time.

    Could you call an impolite male chef who runs a clothing-optional restaurant a rude nude food dude?

    David M Mallon wrote:
    gran rey de los mono wrote:
    David M Mallon wrote:
    New band name idea, in case Mai Waifu doesn't work out: Lisa Frank Undead Nightmare.

    How about Horatius and the Masticating Diphthongs?

    Or just The Masticating Diphthongs?
    How about Marzipan Ziggurat?

    A Pyramid Full of Nougat?

    And clearly you must play nekkid.

    R2-FU is banned for not banning.

    Also, for exploding my trousers.

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    Or maybe a restaurant where nekkid women serve bacon.

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    Aberzombie wrote:
    I was going to blame Freehold, but I see that I don't have to. He acknowledges his culpability.

    Much like there is always room for Jell-o, one can always blame Freehold. For cold weather, at least.

    Nekkid Jell-o? Nekkid Freehold? Nekkid Freehold in Jell-o?

    And apparently the redheads are nekkid. Woohoo!

    I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because there is no room in my closet for clothes because you keep hiding in there.

    After about 2 1/2 hours of printing, and 30 minutes or so of cleaning support material, I now have a plastic model of Cthulhu on the crapper. Crapthulu?

    rashly5 is banned because I'm not that modest.

    You wouldst be wrong.

    Spastic Puma is banned because that reason has been used over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over etc...

    Quiche Lisp is banned because, if I got, I'm gonna flaunt it.

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    Kajehase wrote:

    Brrr! I hold a front-door conversation long enough to politely tell some girls I don't want to take part in Postkodlotteriet and it's cold enough that I'm still shaking three minutes later.

    Cute girls, though.

    Why wouldn't you want to cuddle after winning a lottery?

    Edit: Woohoo! Nekkid cuddling!

    Freehold DM wrote:
    Why is the sun so bright?

    When you consume rum it sends a signal to the solar custodians to crank up the intensity for a while the next morning. Unless you share with them.

    Also, they sometimes hide your clothes.

    SnowJade is banned for not paying attention. Sunny can't keep a harem, they all ran away.

    If it comes down to shirts vs. skins, I know what team I'm on.

    And I find your lack of pants disturbing.

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    Creamed chipped beef on toast has been produced and consumed. Notes for next time (and there will be a next time): cook the flour a bit longer, add more pepper, eat faster so it doesn't get cold, and wear clothes.

    lucky7 is banned for revealing Roy-Jack's secret identity.

    And doubled banned for stealing my clothes.

    Freehold DM wrote:
    gran rey de los mono wrote:
    So, I built one of these and it is just as useless and awesome as you might imagine.
    fawtl now has an export!

    I thought we already had some. Or are awesomeness and snark not considered valid exports?

    Edit: Also, we occasionally export nekkidity.

    Charles Scholz is banned for taking my clothes.

    lucky7 is banned for stealing my clothes.

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    taig wrote:

    This tiny rogue dragon will steal your heart.

    This would be quite painful, actually.

    If you're going to try and steal my heart, it certainly helps to be nekkid.

    No go.

    Otherwise, you might as well be nekkid.

    Perhaps, but now I win in the best possible fashion...NEKKID!

    The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for stealing my clothes.

    The win, of course!

    Celebrating is better while nekkid!!

    lucky7 is banned for thinking I am here to help. I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

    And pants, apparently.

    I can do that and win. Don't even need clothes to do it.

    Conman the Bardbarian is banned because I have body and head, just because I choose not to show you doesn't mean they don't exist.

    ...and top for the win of pantsless freedom!

    Oops. Looks like I'm using Bardic Invisibility again.

    The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for not having any feathers.

    DJEternalDarkness is banned because in Soviet Russia, salad dresses you!

    You can't see me! I'm invisible!

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