gran rey de los nekkid's page

This tiny rogue dragon will steal your heart.

This would be quite painful, actually.

If you're going to try and steal my heart, it certainly helps to be nekkid.

No go.

Otherwise, you might as well be nekkid.

Perhaps, but now I win in the best possible fashion...NEKKID!

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for stealing my clothes.

The win, of course!

Celebrating is better while nekkid!!

lucky7 is banned for thinking I am here to help. I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

And pants, apparently.

I can do that and win. Don't even need clothes to do it.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned because I have body and head, just because I choose not to show you doesn't mean they don't exist.

...and top for the win of pantsless freedom!

Oops. Looks like I'm using Bardic Invisibility again.

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for not having any feathers.

DJEternalDarkness is banned because in Soviet Russia, salad dresses you!

You can't see me! I'm invisible!

Edd Lap is banned for trying to make us despair.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Chrysanthe Spiros wrote:

My magic is far superior to yours, that I can assure you.

I'll believe that when you can petrify a Will-o-Wisp ;)

While I haven't done that, I have blinded a beholder. Several times actually. The same one. He was something of a recurring villain and the GM kept tanking its saves.

That tends to be what happens to me. Every time the crit deck comes up with "nasty effect (save negates)" I bomb it. Rolled a 1 on the Petrify card.

We didn't have the crit cards at that time. I just kept casting Blindness and the GM would roll like ass on the save.

Nekkid Blindness?

*wanders through*

DJ-Bogie is banned for denying Tirq the fun of bumping and grinding to crappy music in the hope that strangers will tuck dollar bills into his g-string.

Tirq is banned because he never told me when to show up to help him strip.

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Aberzombie and Kajehase having a nekkid fight over Matt LaBlanc.

Did anyone else notice that a few pages back Spanky admitted he doesn't like bacon?

Yum...nekkid bacon.

Hmmm....Ordinary Rabbit. New alias for me? The ducks could probably use a friend...

Tirq is banned for claiming my breakfast was his.

Nekkid breakfast for the win!

Quiche Lisp is banned for charging admission.

Chewy Yummy Smoky Nekkid BACON!!

I don't think it's a good idea to be naked when nursing a cold virus.

And what is wrong with naked nurses?

I thought bardbarians couldn't win. Let me check the rules..
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Yep, there it is. "No bardbarians may win, especially if nekkid."

Chicken From Bristol
Must soon face his nemesis
Norman the Hedgehog

There, nekkid haiku. You happy?

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for stealing my pants.

DJ-Bogie is banned for pointing without fingers.

DJ-Bogie is banned because I'm sexy and he knows it.

Wassisname is banned because you don't have to sell me on the joy of pantslessness.

The guy with the fake name is banned for encouraging Bogie to be confused. If he accepts his confusion, how will he learn?

I prefer to learn while nekkid.

Mark Hoover is banned for being unclear about his doubts.

And does my nekkidness make me sane or subtle?

DJ-Bogie is banned for being hung up on this whole vision thing.

Can't see me, I'm nekkid.

Of course I don't read manga or comics other than KoDT. Even while nekkid.

Tirq is banned because the question isn't "Why is gran rey nekkid?" The question is "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY IS GRAN REY NEKKID!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nah. I'm nekkid.

No spaghetti, BBQ.

While nekkid.

gran rey de los bacon wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

D) I win.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Mark Hoover is banned because there is are more important things than the size of a woman's...boots.

Tirq is banned for trying to make the angel put on a shirt.

Ninjaotic is banned for being nekkid.

No, wait. That's me.

And why am I nekkid?

And gran rey de los stereo is banned so I can be nekkid again.

DJEternalDarkness is banned for confusing me with a fish.

Looks like I'm nekkid again.

But he is rarely bored while nekkid.

This isn't the banning thread, Gromy. And my ducks aren't menacing, even if they are nekkid.

Dead Gentlemen has started their Gamers 3 Kickstarter! Please contribute if you can so that I can continue to enjoy their work.

Link to make it easy.

Midnight_Angel is banned for demanding peaceful compliance. I prefer violent noncompliance.

Preferably while nekkid.

And once again, nekkid for the win!