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Aranna wrote:
gran rey de los surround sound wrote:
Rosita the Riveter wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
It's okay. All we southerner conservatives look alike... ;)
Something tells me you'd say the same of us West Coast Liberals.

On the internet, we all look the same.

Like faceless blobs.

We don't ALL look like faceless blobs thank you...

I look like a winking Empress Ameiko on here.
:p

Sorry, all I see are faceless blobs. It helps me remain objective. Also, I had my glasses off, and without them I can see like 3 inches before everything becomes faceless blobs.


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Cantankerous Rules Lawyer wrote:

Yes, let's define this "pole"

Does it have hands?

No. But sometimes it has Hans.

Cantankerous Rules Lawyer wrote:
Which way is it facing?

Antispinward.

Cantankerous Rules Lawyer wrote:
Can it take a 5' step out of grease, while being grappled by a Gnome.

Only if all three of the following are true:

1) We convert 5' to metric and round off to 1.5 meters.
2) The grease is certified organic, vegan, gluten-free grease.
3) At least one of the Gnome's hands is grappling the upper 4/97ths of the pole.


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
*Tugs on rope leading caged politicians*

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

CAGE MATCH!!!!!

Or maybe something more Thunderdome-y...two politicians enter, one leaves. Briefly. Until we kill him too.


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Ragadolf wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
The best car ad you'll ever see.

OMG,

LUV IT!

Blast from my past, (There I go showing my age again)

Or maybe it's a blast from your future...


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Arcana Whupass wrote:

You know what they say about women drivers...

*ducks*

Women drivers have ducks? Wouldn't that be distracting?


For my turn at the talent show I did a theatrical performance on puns. Sounds impressive, right? Not really. It's just a play on words.


My friend entered the school talent show, but when it was his turn to perform he had stage fright and didn't go on. He was a great juggler, but he just didn't have the balls to do it.


Can I mount bear traps onto the scythe flails?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Evening, all. What did I miss?

Just, so many things.


1: Did you hear that the local convent has some eagles nesting on a window ledge? They're letting people come and look at the eggs through the window, but charge $50 per person! That's outrageous!

2: Yep. High fee to a nun aerie, I feel ya.


Meh, PB&J is better.


You are welcome to the s@+&, I will take the win.


If Chris wanted to win the thread, then she should have locked it. Too bad for her.


Cr500cricket is banned because you look like you are about to puke.


The Fiend Fantastic is banned for being frond of fogs.


Mark Hoover is banned because Edgar is the one in the hole.


Sissyl wrote:
Any of you guys know what that duck is adequate FOR?

There is a fundamental flaw in your question.


rashly5 is banned because Baphomet has no power here.


Seraphimpunk is banned because that reason has been used over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.


Mark Hoover is banned for staring at my sandwich.


rashly5 is banned for licking liches. That's why you have rashes.


No


How's about I cry the tears of the victor?


ZevVeli is banned for thinking that is a bad thing.


Quiche Lisp is banned for not suffering.


rashly5 is banned for not getting some ointment for that rash.


Banjo has no strings. He is a hand puppet.


Nope.


ZevVeli is banned for having too many V's.


I always preferred Agent 99, personally.


He's not that special. It's the mullet. You get hypnotized by it and then a leprechaun leaps out and fixes the things while you aren't looking.


Unpronounceable Alien Name is banned for thinking us humans can't pronounce the name "Bob".


SnowJade is banned for thinking people would want their quacks remedied.


Know that feeling.


Schism is banned for double banning.


SnowJade is banned because that isn't sand. It's kitty litter.


Demolition Jack is banned because I've been over this before. I have an avatar. You just aren't allowed to see it.


So, a video of Miley Cyrus blowing up would be very popular?


Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for herding feral gerbils.


Alfred Hitchcock!!


lucky7 is banned for AMing in the PM.


*sprays Bleached Otyugh with Lysol*

There. That's better. Now I win.


Mat Daemon!


It's ok. Just keep practicing and eventually you'll get it right. Until then, I'm afraid you are not allowed to win anymore.

Now don't look at me that way. It's in the rules, and there's nothing that can be done about it.


Matt Damon Puppet wrote:
Adequate Duck wrote:

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

MATT DAMON!!!

No, not Matt Damon. A duck.


Calas Dermain is banned for being the wrong tool for the job.


lucky7 is banned for letting the squirrel take his nuts.


lucky7 is banned for failing to make a reservation on a busy weekend, and then getting upset when he can't find a room.


SnowJade is banned for canceling Firefly.


Well, except for Gruumash's awesomeness.

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