I'm sorry about the extra static in your shipment...it's winter, so there are forces beyond my control. (Which, unfortunately, also means I keep shocking myself on all the door handles in the office...)
Oh yes. Door handles. And every time I get out of the car. And every time I pet the poor cat.
But the worst is when you go to kiss someone goodbye and ... **ZORCH**
P.S. The picture really was purely for amusement value ... and ... you could always do the Office Space thing and remove all the door handles in the Paizo offices :)