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Calistria

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Calistria
flash_cxxi wrote:

Ugh...

Violently ill all night Thursday and then recovering/feeling like a bus ran over me all day Friday. :(

So I'm afraifd if anyone left me any messages I'm not going back to read them as I'm still not 100% (but at least I actually feel like getting on the computer today, which is something I didn't yesterday).

Feel better, honey. *hugs* ;)


Calistria

My butt itches.


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flash_cxxi wrote:
Home from work. Got a cold and it's blocked my sinuses up to the point where I now have a massive headache. :(

Bummer. Drugs, drugs...


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flash_cxxi wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:

I've got my scarab.

Now you're missing the dead sexy "(RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)".

And your outline of greatness. I feel so cheap.


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I've got my scarab.


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hmmm...


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Awww Yeah!

'Top 'o the Page to ye' with that one! :D


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Yes...lovely.


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It's called a surprise bra unbuttoning. Just get real close, and let the girls fly.


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With my sexy deadness. No wait, that's Granny.


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With my dead sexiness.


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You started it.


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I want someone too.


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Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Hey, nobody answered my earlier question properly.

Ahem.

What did I miss?

Well Taig and I, mostly me, went nuts and Granny came out to play and we discovered she is an incestuous undead freak who gets turned on by being thrown up on. Then we traded music. Granny must not be allowed to come out and play again. :/
You're all a bunch of filthy perverts!

You know you love us....


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Creeeepy....


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flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
it seems I'm too useless for anything else but... :|
I know something you're good for.....8)

OK that is just creepy...


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lynora wrote:
Wow. There are too many flashes on this thread. :)

You can never get too much of a good thing, honey. ;P


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flash_cxxi wrote:
Shoot me now... please... somebody... anybody...

Well, with that 'doo I can see why you feel that way. You should try out this Salon we've been discussing.


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flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
But at least I look good.
Yes, you do. Damn sexy, in fact.

OMG, you too!

Who did your hair?

You like it? I had it done down at this new Salon on the corner of 12th and Vine.

Really?! I have to try them out. How are their french tips?

EDIT: LMAO. funny stuff for top of page!


Calistria
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
But at least I look good.
Yes, you do. Damn sexy, in fact.

OMG, you too!

Who did your hair?


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flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
I usually feel worse after the first good night of sleep. Tomorrow morning you should feel a lot more rested.
I can totally agree with this right now... I had 6 1/2 hours last night and I feel like sh!t right now at work. :(

But at least I look good.


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Joe Biden wrote:
Joe Sixpack wrote:
Joe Biden wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
*sigh* Vice presidents - will they never learn?
Yesterday I learned how to call from inside the Whitehouse!
They let you in?
Well, I did have to show 5 different forms of ID. And the body cavity search wasn't very fun at all.....

that's what she said


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flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
flash_xxxx wrote:
You know that dude who did that thing with the hamster, 3 large pizzas, and a Toyota Tundra. I'm not that dude, I'm the other one.
Too bad. That dude is awesome!
Isn't he though? I kept telling him he should take his show on the road, but he never listens.

I think his hamster was named Patches.


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flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
identity crisis?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Are you who you say you are, or just who you think I am?
Yes.
Good. I'd hate for there to be any confusion as to who you think I know I am.
Who are you?
You know that dude who did that thing with the hamster, 3 large pizzas, and a Toyota Tundra. I'm not that dude, I'm the other one.

Too bad. That dude is awesome!


Calistria
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
identity crisis?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Are you who you say you are, or just who you think I am?
Yes.
Good. I'd hate for there to be any confusion as to who you think I know I am.

Who are you?


Calistria
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
identity crisis?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Are you who you say you are, or just who you think I am?

Yes.


Calistria
flash_xxxx wrote:
flash_ccxi wrote:
identity crisis?
Who are you?

Who are you?


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identity crisis?


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flash_cxxi wrote:
Still alive and kicking... just!

We missed....us. :)


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lynora wrote:
Wow. That was a lot of insanity. :)

Great. Now that LJ is on Tina will ignore the rest of us. *sigh*


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flash_cxxi wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
boobs to the head. :}
Promises... promises...

See? She didn't specify whose head. :(


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SEXI post


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flash_cxxi wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
flash_xxxx wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Well you know, I'm pretty lonely and horny right now. Why don't you swing by and see what happens?
See this is why we should all live closer to one another.... you would never be lonely or horny again! ;)
True, but you might! :)
Naw, I trust she will always come home... and tell me everything she did. Besides you'd let me watch for my birthday right? lol
We'll send you a tape. :)
Can I get a copy?
If you're lucky.
Don'y be fooled by the imposters... I'm the only Flash that really wants it!

I want it too!


Calistria

I made a video once. It ended up on Cops [jk]


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Moorluck wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:

Nay...

I ain't sharing my pics with noone but Moorluck and Solnes...

And myself... ;)
She did say I could share those pics with whomever I wanted though.... you know the ones that we got all creative with. ;)

I thought PETA sued to get those destroyed?


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I wanna play too!



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