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FullStar Pathfinder Society GM. 3,277 posts (4,495 including aliases). 4 reviews. 4 lists. 1 wishlist. 3 Pathfinder Society characters. 30 aliases.



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Michael Fassbender as Callum Lynch


Surely there can be no more sure a sign of the end of times than the abomination that is the McWhopper.

'And I looked, and behold a pale horse and his name that sat on him was Death'

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Hi all, I have a question regarding this campaign.

I was considering going with the Mesmerist class for this campaign we are starting, my DM said he would advise against that because giants later in the campaign are given a new feat that make them all but immune from Dominate type spells, which means the Mesmerist, Enchanter Specialists, and some Bards would lose a lot of their skill set.

While I certainly understand the reasoning of such a feat and would probably welcome it as a DM, I was wondering if the development team really went ahead and hamstringed a whole class(es) by giving giants what I would consider a rather powerful feat.

Did my DM just misinterpret the feat, or maybe just really is against the idea of a Mesmerist.

(My DM also shot down the idea of playing an Aasimar. Too "cheese sauce" for his game he said. I'm ok with that but the above giant feat gave me pause.)

This may already have been covered on these threads previously but I am avoiding spoilers and did not read the campaign threads, I appreciate the help.

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Star Wars RPG.

Gameplay

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It's ALIVE.

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Bob Iger unveiled the large scale Star Wars expansions that Disney has planned.

The colossal 14-acre Star Wars Park expansions will be present both at Disneyland and Disney World.

The park expansions will be set in a never before seen alien world in the Star Wars Galaxy located somewhere near the edge of Wild Space. The areas will feature two major attractions, one that puts guests in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon, and another which crash lands viewers in the midst of a major land battle between the Resistance and the First Order.

Three pieces of concept art were released for the forthcoming expansion.

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Sure youngling, you just take a right into an HBO subscription.

This could work out, Elmo as a red headed step child of House Lannister or Oscar the Grouch reprising Ari Gold from Entourage.

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Perfect place to throw Paizocon UK.

While truly a grandiose a dream, it still pales in comparison to the longtime endeavors of Vic Wertz diverting and funneling funds from each Paizo product and license to quietly fund The Death Star III.

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A hero will rise.

Man ... I don't know, trailer scenes are a little lackluster.

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Based off this artwork, please stat up The Dark Lord of the Sith as dread tyrannical Witch King of Golarion.

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Amazon Prime comes out swinging.

Based on the novel by Philip K. Dick, set in 1962, 15 years after the end of World War II, an alternate history where the war lasted longer, and the Allies unconditionally lost, and America is divided among the Axis Powers.

Executively produced by no less than the man who brought us Blade Runner, Ridley Scott.

I got rid of Amazon Prime because I was spending too much on it, well I guess that was a short lived frugality.

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NOT!

I'm surprised there was no thread for this movie.

I have been a member of these forums since the days of the much beloved Dragon and Dungeon magazines, and I would like to think I try to fair with my assessments of popular culture as much as one can be.

I would never consider myself a "hater," in fact I am more forgiving than most especially when in comes to honoring nostalgia.

That being said, this movie is a pure condemnable stinker.

I saw the red carpet premier last night with the director and major stars for free, and I still want my money back.

I normally leave before the end of the movie screenings and hate to do so because I work in the evenings. Man was I so happy I had to go to work.

While I like almost the entire cast individually and I will bet most of them will continue on to become bigger starts, I think this movie is such a waste of talent, possibilities, and lackluster for some of the most Iconic super heroes ever created.

(As an aside I hate Dr. Doom in this movie, and this PAINS me, there are very few villains from my childhood as Iconic as Grand Moff Tarkin and Darth Vader, Doom was always close in that billing and here I almost feel sorry for him. As a child when we played 'cops and robbers" I played Von Doom and would blast cops with nary a thought.)

Hopefully the young stars of this failed franchise, who are quite talented, will rise from the ashes of this burnout soon enough.

The trailer may very well be better than 90 percent of the movie, I grade the trailer a C and the actual movie a D and that's me being gentle.

I am very sad with this reboot, maybe in a decade they will finally get it right.

Please do not waste your time and money on this pile of Bantha Poodoo.

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If anyone is in contact with the hard working, ever lovin' Art Lobdell please have him contact Noel ASAP.

I have tried all the usual channels including carrier pigeon and Sending.

Many thanks.

See you all at Gencon.

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In San Diego no less.

I hope you guys don't mind I started a new thread, the other two major threads were getting rather cluttered and I really wanted to share this with fellow fans.

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The Force is Strong in this App.

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How unfortunate.

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HA

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I just saw a screening. I must say its good to see Arnold Schwarzenegger on the big screen again. I was really hoping for a win for him.

It is in a way, at least in part. A lot of the cinematic cues for those who watched the original Terminator, and Terminator 2. I can't say I remember the others in the series too well.

There are some plot holes, and the acting is about what you would expect from an action movie, but the movie is still a nostalgia filled romp ride with some good hard action scenes.

My best advise? Do Not watch the trailer, at all. It gives away some good plot points, not sure why they did that. Marketing must think the movie going public needed more push to see the movie and in the process gave too much away.

It's still a fun enough quick ride for us getting long in the tooth, a 7.5 out of 10 for some action scenes and funny moments, almost all featuring Arnold.


Until November 2012, the list for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 2nd Edition Monster Manuals held the title for the longest Wikipedia listed article.

It held on to the top 4 spot until late 2014.

When will Pathfinder's Bestiaries reach that number?

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A biotech startup has managed to 3 D print fake rhino horns.

These horns carry the same genetic fingerprint as the actual horn. The company plans to flood Chinese rhino horn market at 1/8 of the price of real horns, undercutting the price set by poachers and hopefully forcing them out eventually.

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When you grab the sword by the blade and fully bash somebody in the face with the pommel, that's what is known as a murderstrike.

When you grab the blade to help direct a sword thrust, that's halfswording.

Sounds like a recipe to cut off your fingers.

I was a little skeptical at first, but the video does show its not far off. Great versus skeletons and armored cavaliers.

More detail on murderstrikes and halfswording.

Maybe not Feats but Combat Traits.

For those interested the National Geographic Medieval Fight Book.

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Episode 0

Episode 1

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"Big"

"Twisted"

"Bomb"

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I'll just leave this here.

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Darth Vader, The Terminator, and THE SHARK from Jaws are all pulling better numbers in the polls than the GOP candidates and Hilary Clinton.

Even Voldermort is ahead of most of those candidates seeking the to be the Republican standard bearer.

God Bless the USA.

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Disney Unveils New Gaming System that will bring Marvel and Star Wars to life.

And just like after I saw the trailers for The Force Awakens, I am 7 once again.

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Please state the APs you run as a DM and those you were a player in.

Please mention the APs you finished through to the end and those you are currently running as well as those that you started but had to shelve.

Please mention you are getting ready to run or be apart of (wishful thinking does not count here).

Lastly of those APs that you did complete which was the one you enjoyed the most and why.

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I'll just leave this here.

Happy Friday All.

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Dear Paizo, when coming up with Iconics for Hell's Vengeance, please remember even Seltyiel is a fanboy of these guys.

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Hell's YES!

I had enough of these so called "hero" grave robbers who have to butt into and meddle their way into the affairs of others, with their winsome valor, self diluted righteousness, and gallant daring do.

Its time to set aside the spineless virtuous meek kneed, the suffocating press of vibrant honor bound and the ethical moral purposeless cuckolds.

Enough.

Come forth ye Anti Heroes, Anti Paladins, Black Hearted Rogues, Sycophantic Knaves, Fell Necromancers, Spurned Lovers, True Despots, Whispering Tyrants, Evil Masterminds, Corpulent Plague Daemon Summoners, Unrepentant Slavers, Oath Breakers, False Prophets, Grandfathers of Assassins, Nizari cult members, Sith Lords, Fallen Angels, Undead fanboys, Fox News Analysts and Lawyers.

Arise then and make yourselves known.

It's time to dash the ale and biscuits with Milk of the Poppy.

It's time to wake the orphans and sharpen the guillotine.

It's time to line the Czar's family up against the wall.

It's time to build an Empire.

It's time find the One Ring and Bind them all.

It's time to be the bully in the playground once more!

Pleased to meet you.

Hope you guess my name.

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I am trying to read Erik Mona's lips. It's either

"You bravely take out your Pokemon ball"

or

"Let me tell you about the virtues of White Castle."

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Aww YEAH!

Straight after Tomorrow Land.

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Inspired by Golarion's Dervish Dancers, Game of Thrones Dancing Masters, Micheal Jackson and the 1st Ed Otto's Irresistible Dancin' Umber Hulk,

I present, The Fabulous Fighting Pugilist

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In news you can almost use, Bilbo Baggins joins the cast of Cap America Civil War.

He joins Daniel Bruhl (reportedly Baron Zemo) and the rest of the current cast.

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Teaser Footage and screen shot

Man is it just me or is it an effiing great time to be a geek?

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Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Jedi, Millennium Falcon Playable in Battlefront!

Soon, so very soon, The Empire will remind this pitiful Rebellion what War is all about.

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Well alright, alright, alright, who knew he was such a fanboy.

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Happy Weekend All!

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On the Agents of Shield thread some posters mentioned Heroes, I guess some producers overheard, because sure enough

They are back, I was not a big fan of the original, I think I only watched 2 shows if that.

Meh. There is enough going on with Gotham and Agents of Shield and soon enough Daredevil I can skip this.

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Is anyone planning on playing this game?

Gen Con demo.

The Imperial Heroes painted.

I have my copy and love it, but trying to convince my game groups to play it has been less than stellar.

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Benedict Cumberbatch confirmed to play the Sorcerer Supreme.

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It took almost twelve hours before someone posted this but here it is! As someone wise once put it, because why not?

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Because why not?

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Is anyone planning on playing this?

Gen Con demo.

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