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Nice going gentlemen. Twenty Infernal Fiends.

Now how about some more (cut for lack of space) info on the Dukes of Perdition and Hell's magnates to whom even pit fiends bend thier knees.

Welcome aboard frank !

Cookies and the crazies will be here shortly.

I would start here.

And here

And some freebies to the mix.

May the Force be with You.

And I can't belive I beat Yoda with this plug.

Done !

Thanks Cos, I used to know how to do this ! I blame getting old, not enough sleep and lack of alcohol.

edit: Cos you are always the gentleman. Nice chatting with you.

Oh look, we three ne're-do-wells on the same page. Good times.

Thanks Mairkurion (and yours is a great quote as well, right up there with "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown"), and Yoda, with the exception of this song, I doubt you could enjoy Coldplay less than me.

Thanks as well Cos!

Er, so I'm good then ?

looking for the added subscriber tag for confirmation.

Hello Sara,

Please restart my Pathfinder Chronicles subscription with Book of the Damned.

My next subscription shipment (Paizo Order #1295020) is about to ship, can I please have Book of the Damned and Seekers of Secrets ship with that order ?

Alternatively, if I should be requesting that the items be mailed seperately with the next AP I would not mind waiting or if the order is split among two AP shipments.

Thanks for your continued help !

... king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair ...

"I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word.
Now in the morning I sleep alone,
Sweep the streets I used to own"

"I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
'Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!' "

King Conan eat your heart out.

I can't take credit for it but our high level PFS Summoner has a series of spells that he builds up to what he calls "Wall of Rhino".

Me, I'm a grognard so good old Quickened Black Tentacles followed by Spell Focus and Greater Spell Focus, Empowered Fireball (with Maximized Wand).

Would you like fries with that ?

Edit: In 1st ed, NOTHING beat Shapechange. Shapechage up to 10 times in the same round.

'Six 8 + 8 (hit die + hit point) balors you say ? I shapechange to a Banshee and wail (save vs death please), I then shapechange to a greater bassilisk as they look to see what attacked them and look at them (save vs petrification please), and finally shape change to a Iron Golem as they come towards me, I need thier fire to heal me from the earlier encounter of me beating up the Tarrasque. Yep all in the same round please.

... don't expect references to Golden Girls, in anything we do.

What an utter waste of a perfect opportunity to turn Chelaxian.

Living in Manhattan can make one jaded ($9 beers, $15 mixed drinks, anyone) but even London gave me pause ($60 taxi, ouch).

Of the major cities I have visited only Tokyo may give London a run for the money in ... spending your money. Although I heard Moscow is up there as well.

Good luck Erik !! I put in two bids and sent the link to friends.

And just have Nicolas Logue buy the drinks.

A quick note for now:

The Cavalier Order ability Steal Glory -

I love the name, the mechanic, and the overall flavor of that one.

That's a keeper !

ooh! I like calling them mysteries as well. Cool!

Hello gang,

Can I have this order placed on a brief hold because I want to add two more subscription items to the shipment.

Sara Marie is helping me but I did not want the order shipped without the other items.

Thank you as always.

If you get to read this Cosmo, how is Josh's campaign going ?

Erik Mona obviously celebrating the fruits of his labour.

Happy Veterans Day too.

Those new minis are amazing!

Even the 'Image not available' has a very nice stylized print.

Really the new minis look great. I'm happy with the ones I picked up previously; if only I could paint.

Sebastian, when you have a chance go 30 minutes south, when you get past the border look up Enrique el Enano. He will teach you a few things about vino mezcal and agave.

Tim Hitchcock will be around shortly and he will be taking all your names down.

'I pity the fools ...'

From the Fiend Folio (1979):

If a lair is found it will house 21-30 githyanki with typical distribution as follows:-

1 supreme leader

2 captains

1 knight: 8th level anti-paladin

2 warlocks

3 sergeants

2 'gish': fighter/magic-users

10-19 lower levels: evenly distributed between the three possible classes.

A Publisher and Events Manager enter a casino ...

Good luck in Sin City gentlemen.

Stay away from the knivesies and mig-a-mug-tug tables.

And if a proprietor with a key for a hand offers you to join him as partners over a game of bounder, well keep an eye on the sky.

What happens in Vegas, is best when not audited.

Inside the heart of the Eye:

James Jacobs had three 'sample methods' for the tarrasque's 'method of death' that were cut out due to space as discussed on this thread.

Here's hoping he finds the juicy bits on his office computer, but while we wait for those - any Golarion specific inspired nuggets for the final death of the beloved spawn of Rovagug from the peanut gallery are welcome.

And to the Tarrasque: May you live in every edition of the game!

Yes indeed, page 46 of Planescape Monsterous Compendium, Appendix I.

And also Planescape Accessory - A Guide to the Astral Plane.

Grognard powers activate !

A Man In Black wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

A Gish is an Arcane Warrior-Mage, Usually min-maxed. The Term originated with the Githayanki.

Specifically, it originated on the old WotC Character Optimization boards, as a generic term for melee-focused arcane characters. Someone suggested naming them after the githyanki term for fighter/wizards, and it stuck.

Not sure if that’s where the term originated (depending on how long those boards have been around); people I used to game with were referring to fighter/mage characters as Gish since at least the late eighties. EDIT: actually, probably early nineties now I think on it.

I myself am not a big fan of the term outside of its use for the Githyanki, but such is life.

That might work... until the tarrasque comes back with the half-fiend template and a gun...

Oh, and can the gun be Megatron ?

PaizoCon 2009 and Gen Con 2009 Pathfinder Society events, are fully operational.

Future players keep out:

Josh Frost does his best Darth Sidious impression:

'I will make it legal.'

In other words, Paizo instant best seller.

:)

Or, "no, honey, it's your fat that makes you look fat."

And then you RUN.

I thought that was the exwife/exgirlfriend book?

Throw flat screen and xbox out the window. Twenty one stories down.

A round of welcomes for Matthew Lund if you please.

Afterwhich the verbal abuse, unrealistic demands, and beatings with gusto {TM} can commence. Remember, grognards get first lash.

A fiendish tyrannosaurus as civil engineer.

A round of applause please.

Tier flippa-flappa flargle-nargle.

I'll consider the 30,000 per square mile... although that would mean that Westcrown's more densely populated than New York City which seems a little weird...

And quite possibly more taxi cabs as well.

Toss up on who has more tieflings though.

;)

Random Jesuit musing; If a saint has the patience of a saint, how many saints worth of patience does a goddess have? Please show your work.

St. Cuthbert was and remains a Lesser god of Greyhawk. Hence a god can very well have the patience of a saint.

100 point bonus to Set because he found a way to post 'Jesuit' on the boards ! Vivo est obtempero, obtempero est vivo.

Tarren Dei wrote:

If only there was some way to arrange that "the wrong place" was my house.

You say that now. But when pallets and pallets show up in your garage, I think you'll think twice about subverting deliveries to Paizo.

And how much would I need to feed them ?

Yet another bouncy blog from Crystal Frasier.

But I don't think that's Harsk petitioning the Dwarf lord in their halls of stone, (hair is a tad dark, no heavy crossbow) and that definitely does not look like Seltyiel.

Any guesses?

For the Cheliax faction, can I request that Cheliax mission would have to find the rebel princess and have her reveal where the secret base is ?

EDIT: Bleed's one of the new concepts that got put into the RPG

;)

Bonus points if anybody remembers what Wounding weapon the Archfiend Mammon flayed those who displeased him in 1st ed.

Now if you had some ideas for which PFS mods would work well with specific Adventure Paths and where to place them in said paths ... well then you would have quite the makings of a usefull thread sir.

Around Yoda, a cantankerous slavish adulation, create.

(Way to go Mark !)

Asmodeus loves the little ones.

The DM is in the kitchen now. The plot thickens ... simmers ... then comes so a boil.

Good haunting.

My players are quite slow (Hell it took us 11 sessions to finish burnt offerings) and we are just about to start skinsaw murders. So it may be Christmas before we reach it. :D

: )

I envy the role playing your group must get to do; which, given the time limits of an organized PFS game is one of the very few but telling drawbacks of organized play.

Also

DM

Can we get an avatar of the two copper piece for when we need to add our opinion to a thread?

I'll make a deal with you; you don't bring the gimp mask next year and I've sign your stick...wait, that didn't sound right.

Yes. Yes it does.

God of natural '1's

Thanks for the look into the future of PFS Josh.

(been hanging with Jason ?)

The Para Countess will see you now.

Indeed thanks Josh ! Such a meaty blog, lots to chew on.

Happy your better.

And dm4hire my boy, last we heard 'The Devil we Know" was planned to have a four PFS arc. Hope your well and are gathering those TPKs for the harsh winter.

In other words, Olympus is out there somewhere. The Olympians just don't have much to do with Golarion's Inner Sea region. They might have something to do with other parts of Golarion though!

There is a dialect from very old Malay island tribes where "Sean K Reynolds" very roughly translates to "he who get's his sexy on while others wait for plane".

Also these quotes from Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman's Good Omens: