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FullStar Pathfinder Society GM. 3,958 posts (5,345 including aliases). 4 reviews. 4 lists. 1 wishlist. 3 Pathfinder Society characters. 32 aliases.


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They had me at "because we all know the Baron is a pedophile."

< == You will note the little dolly.

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Looking at the Gamer Life subforums capsule looks like Hama and I are having a drunk conversation all over the place, Captain Yesterday bringing us booze, with Freehold skyping in now and then and Tacticslion hearting us all over the place.

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MendedWall12 wrote:
No DM is that bad.

Looks like any three Star PFS GM to me.

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That's a good boy wonder impression Hama.

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That's fair again, my understanding was Veldrina was the representative of the Western Pantheon, and was there for the initial part of the ceremony but is no longer required to be there in her official capacity.

I also like the continuity that Rich had three of the background Creed of Earth npcs become vampires.

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"Wow. Best trailer so far."

- Erik Mona, Comics enthusiast

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COME. AT. ME. BRO.

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A day that will long be remembered, Episode VIII begins filming.

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F. Wesley Schneider wrote:

Answer two: Kill them.

Bad guys don't @#$% around. ;)

For this is War.

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F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Brilliant summation of how to run an Evil AP.

Which naturally of course can but put to song.

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Set wrote:
I always thought it would be funny if the same sort of thing would be true of Dr. Doom. Someone someday would see him with his mask off, and there'd be this *tiny* little scar, barely noticeable unless someone pointed it out, but to someone with Doom's monumental ego, it's a horrible disfigurement, and a sign of his failure back in his college days to rescue his mom from Hell (and, worse, a lasting reminder that Richards was right!).

And that's my next PFS character.

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By far the best mix of action, comedy and pacing in any of the two seasons of the mini series.

I love the minor supporting characters get to shine and are more than two dimensional.

I hope they keep on using the director and writers for this episode.

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Wes, we need to get this right? Time to go shopping for frames.

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Fromper wrote:

I just realized V messed up. You'd think the smartest member of the team would remember that there IS a healer on board the ship. Elan might not be a high level cleric, but he can cast Mass Cure Light Wounds a few times on all the wounded animals, which would make sense to do before heading in to find the tiger's mistress.

In fact, with Durkula's betrayal revealed, Elan just became the sole party healer.

Fair assumption.

Or maybe Vaarsuvius just happens to be the smartest member of the team and is taking the tiger to a room filled with a small army of the world's highest level clerics including the tiger's loving mistress. And is trying to get to the bottom of the shipboard snatch and grab at the same time.

As for leaving the entirety of the healing to to be Elan, I trust Rich Burlew to create solutions before problems even arise, nor for him to be that cruel.

One thing I have learned from reading The Order of the Stick, Trust Rich Burlew.

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First. You guys don't know who Kate Upton is?

I weep for the scarcity of dirty old men in the world.

Second. There is no nakedness in my above post Lordsynos.

short version

Basically Kate was drunk and told my clients to bet on the Panthers. Combined they have $240K riding on the game. If they lose, I lose.

So pray for the Panthers.

Maybe Freehold can explain what I do.

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
My clients bet large of the game, I need to send good vibes into the ethers.

My staff and personnel are the best in the world.

My friends and clients would be the worst hero team in the world.

We would never be able to get through the opening scene trap, much less save the world in the end.

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My clients bet large of the game, I need to send good vibes into the ethers.

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New Netflix Star Wars docu drama coming up

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Pew pew pew

To be fair, that guy was a horrible commander.

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Madam, I don't think that's what you think it means.

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James Jacobs wrote:
I'm running for the developers is a Pathfinder version of Temple of Elemental Evil; it's going strong, with the next session happening tomorrow night (they're now exploring level 3 of the temple dungeons).

James I have been meaning to ask you about this game after the Holiday and Fallout 4 break.

Spoiler:

Who are your stand ins for Iuz and Lolth in your campaign? I believe you said Zuggtmoy is actually part of this campaign, how is she related or associated to Cyth-V'sug?

Any memorable things that have happened since the players encountered the demon and burned through their Plot Twist cards?

Have the players taken advantage of the seven separate factions within the Temple?

Any memorable players deaths or "Ahhhh" mistakes?

Have they encountered sleeping Prince Thormmel and Answerer?

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I feel that Nick Offerman has one upped my funeral plans.

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
I have compiled a list of things Jon Snow knows.

Speaking of Snow, remember those crazy random encounters from 1st Edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons?

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137ben wrote:
Familiar stuff

I actually see the game logic in losing XP for losing a Familiar.

Thanks.

The only time I had PC with a Familiar was when my Half Elf had a Faerie Dragon way back in 1st Edition, based off this iconic artwork. She (the Faerie Dragon) called herself, Princess Valentina Precious Smaug, (six times removed from the Lonely Mountain Smaugs) and had a fondness for layered cinnamon and vanilla cakes.

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Imbicatus wrote:

Although I love that Mr. Scruffy still went to check on Bloodfeast and make sure he was okay.

Meoww? Hurrrr.

Even in war, True Love can be found.

I would buy a small tie in comic book featuring just the Animal Companions.

And Elan. His intelligence makes him an honorary member.

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Fromper wrote:
I love how the lizard is barely damaged, while the other animals are in terrible shape. He may have the body of a lizard, but he still has the hit dice and HP of a T-Rex.

In 1st Edition Dessert of Desolation series my Magic-User Polymorph Other a Purple Worm into a Warhorse.

The Warhorse was near indestructible but always tried to swallow the party Halfling Thief whole or burrow through the ground.

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You would lose XP for losing a familiar in 3.5?

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"Master Thudershield did this?"

"No, some Off-brand version."

HA!

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Rogue One character Code names.

For a different set of reasons I am nearly as excited and hopeful for this movie as I was for The Force Awakens.

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:

I would say early next week.

Stay tuned.

I have predicted the coming of a new strip correctly seven times now, I am the chosen one, I am the Herald of Burlew!

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James Martin wrote:
And if you wish to GM PFS at GenCon, you might want to start GMing elsewhere to gain some experience. I'm not seeing any GM Stars on your profile.

Maybe you can phrase that a little better, as could his own phrasing which did seem a bit belicose. Certainly having some con experience is definitely a plus and can only help but the Society stars are hardly the sole indicator of how good a game master has the potential of being.

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I have been DM'ing since 1986, about four years after I started playing, this will be my tenth Gen Con and about my 23rd large game convention.

I have been a part of Paizo's exemplary team of volunteers for a decade as a Tier 1 or 2 volunteer and helping run an incredibly organized and successful Gencon these last few years has been a privilege. It started with helping Nick Logue briefly before Pathfinder was even PFS then a year later Josh Frost at the PFS HQ for the first two official PFS Gen Cons and one NeonCon, and after that with Mark Moreland and Liz Courts when it was their turn at bat. And of course all of Mike Brocks years as well. I have also coordinated smaller but well attended gaming events both at the San Diego and New York Comic cons on several occasions. I also assassinated Tim Hitchcock during a Gen Con special.

I actively help Josh Frost solicit Venture Captains the first year the call was made and I think I know almost all the original Venture Captains. Since the start of Year 0 I was active preaching Society play in New York and the Tri State area. Fortunately for me, I still have many friends from this time. For a year I even hosted GMs in my area to run a Slot 0 so they themselves got to play scenarios.

I think I have completed 63 slots as a volunteer for Paizo and I still have one star to my name. But while I am not the rules lawyer some are, I would like to think any player who sits at my table has had at least as good a time as I had running it for them.

Just saying.

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I think they were just teasing.

Hama, speaking of peanut butter, I used to eat the worst possible concoction in the world. When I was young I ate like this Asian peanut butter with this Belgian mayo (don't think anything in America comes close to quality and taste) with fried bananas, the bread was normally fried as well and my God it was amazing combo I did not know any better.

(I think street crack you pick out of a dead rat's back carcass is healthier for you than that food combo.)

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Krensky wrote:
Do you really think that being shirtless will help?

Half Asian, tan and hairless below the neck here and I play soccer and (still try to) surf. It does not hurt.

edit I am posting from a boarding line in the airport I thought we were on the FawTL thread for a minute because I was looking at Freehold's page rather than the movie page.

Ooops. Sorry for the original derail.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Actually I am going to be heading to California in a few hours myself. My nephew has never seen the force awakens, to his eternal shame! His uncle is on the way to stage an intervention!

I hope you took time to go to In and Out my friend.

Send your nephew this, The Force Awakens in Sixty Seconds.

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I understand the basic shirt logic and protocols but am I allowed to go shirtless to the beach if I want to get laid?

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Extended look

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Plot twist Hitler invades Thailand

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Hi James, I think I found a picture of your extended family, which one is you? Or were you the one taking the pic?

Who is the camera whore of the family?

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Episode VIII cast charmingly showing off

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I have compiled a list of things Jon Snow knows.

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Drejk wrote:
We lost Bradley...

May the Soul Forger throw open the Gates wide and welcome you with a full tankard of his finest Good Master Dwarf.

That's horribly and sadly tragic. Even Happy is crying.

For those who were not aware, he was a great Tolkien fan and his user name is from the 8th Dwarf from The Hobbit, Glóin, son Gróin, father of Gimli.

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My sentiments

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Healing Proficiency Nat 20

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I just want to be on the top of a new page and the new post will make people wonder if there is a new strip.

I would say early next week.

And I predict the Panthers for the Super Bowl.

Stay tuned.

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Tilt your head to the left.

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That very well thought of Tier 1 Boon from Jon during Gencon '14 was very picturesque and memorable.

(And would fetch a fine coin in the back streets of Tokyo.)

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Did you fine gentle beings get your replies?

Are the fair adherents of Cheliax being shut out?

What vile compost Andoran treachery is afoot?

(I assume the lead team is still busy.)

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Patiently awaiting her turn in Initiative to launch her dread trip attack.

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Aranna wrote:
Better you than me Baron. Saved me an awkward moment.

Nothing awkward here.

As my personal favorite Poet Sean Connery said,

Sean Connery : "My magic watch says you aren't wearing any underwear."

Hot damn: "Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear."

Sean Connery (looks at watch) : "Damn thing must be ten minutes fast..."

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Freehold DM wrote:
watches film in harlem

If you have chicken and waffles without me there will be a Great Disturbance in The Force.

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