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FullStar Pathfinder Society GM. 2,926 posts (4,057 including aliases). No reviews. 4 lists. 1 wishlist. 3 Pathfinder Society characters. 24 aliases.


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Cheliax

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Freehold DM wrote:
considering you guys can't even protect a single thermal exhaust port, I would say this is a bit of a pipe dream.

Cough, "Hoth", cough

Cheliax

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It's still a year away but a glimpse at Star Wars Battlefront.

I look forward to teaming up with loyal citizens of The Empire as we crush this thrice damned rebellion under our heel, just as a Bantha would swat a fly.

Cheliax

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Someone "corrected" the plot for the new X-Men on Wikipedia.

Cheliax

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Fair enough. I will definitely see the movie, I was just saying I am not the biggest Del Toro fan, more for his recent body of work than that episode.

As I said, I give people a lot of leeway in what is acceptable, for anyone to strike me as a retard you need to be working at it. I have a fairly forgiving threshold.

Acceptable behavior

Spoiler:
Val Kilmer having a fight with his lady friend then going to a corner to drink away his sorrows quietly, then being so drunk because he wanted to drink the night away that it took me and three security to carry him to a waiting car or Tommy Lee vomiting under a table but who continued to apologize and tip the busboys the whole night, acceptable in my book.

Completely unacceptable/horrific/should never be done

Spoiler:
Naomi Campbell screaming at the top of her lungs in public at a poor terrified assistant half her height for not having her car service ready for her (it was caught in New York rush hour traffic, nothing the assistant could do, this was years before Uber or traffic Apps) and then to top it off, Ms. Cambell throwing, or rather hurling her very much alive miniature dog at the assistant a good eight feet away from her hurting both the dog and the girl.

Ok end of thread jack.

Cheliax

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Tinkergoth wrote:
I can't think of anything I haven't liked Benicio del Toro in, so I'm more than willing to give him a shot here.

In real life

In the lobby by Rose Bar in New York seven years ago, rather a few sheets to the wind, when he was propositioning every woman he could.

Movies

The movie where he was a capo in a drug cartel staring Blake Lively.

And the movie he did with Alicia Silverstone.

Cheliax

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Freehold DM wrote:
Baronnaremhashevaum, are you going to be able to see this with me??

The requirements are

Tacticslion comes as well and if I can butter your pop corn.

Cheliax

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I love Rocket Raccoon grabbing his raccoon bits.

And


Blue Swedes Hooked on a Feeling

Star Lord using a leg for a weapon

Anyone notice that Gamora has only one arm at 1:46? But she has rapid healing right?

Glenn Close as Nova Commander Rael - Fine.

Benicio del Toro as the Collector - I'm not too sure about.

Cheliax

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"How are we doin'?"

"Same as always."

"That bad, huh?"

From when they were still good.

Cheliax

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And a fully operational Trailer Two is up.

Cheliax

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LEGO Star Wars The New Yoda Chronicles "Escape from the Jedi Temple"

Cheliax

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
wicked cool wrote:
can someone name whos who around the table?
I'll take a small stab at it

Hey I got them right!

True Fan!


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I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

I gave Khara a chance to retract her statement about using Infernal.

But she ain't no pussy.

Cheliax

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Freehold DM wrote:
I, too, love boobs.

Just reminding Freehold he is very much loved and respected.

Side note, has anyone seen Set post, he's been quiet for a longer time than normal.

Cheliax

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Dazylar wrote:

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Star Wars/Trek (with Star Wars crossed out, indicating that he had seen it)

Now, this might be my bias, but I thought he had crossed out Wars because he was told Trek was better, or just didn't like Space Opera. But as I said, I'm kinda biased... :-)

That's a fair assumption until you realize, oh wait Disney owns both Star Wars and most of none X Men and Spiderman Marvel now so of course he's seen it.

Resistance is futile.

:)

Cheliax

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Probably the best of the franchise since Iron Man I, I love all the little in jokes.

I saw a few more cool easter eggs

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Steve's "To-Do" list of cultural events and items since World War II that he wants to catch up on reads: I Love Lucy; Moon Landing; Berlin Wall (Up + Down) Steve Jobs (Apple); Disco; Thai Food; Star Wars/Trek (with Star Wars crossed out, indicating that he had seen it); Nirvana (Band); Rocky (Rocky II?); Troubleman (Soundtrack). This list varies slightly in the UK: instead of I Love Lucy, the TV show at the top is Sherlock, and the Berlin Wall, Steve Jobs, and Disco are replaced by The Beatles, World Cup Final (1966), and Sean Connery. The Luc Besson movie The Fifth Element is on the list in France. In the Australian release it includes the popular chocolate biscuits, Tim Tams.

Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) relates a story of his grandfather being an elevator operator. In real life, Samuel L. Jackson father was an elevator operator.

Nick Fury's grave bears the epitaph - "The path of the righteous man. Ezekiel 25:17." This is a favourite line of Jules Winnifield (Samuel L. Jackson) in Pulp Fiction.

First film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe to reveal Nick Fury's blind eye.

Tommy Lee Jones's portrait in the secret SHIELD office.

There is a brief mention of a Canadian agency called Department H by Natasha Romanoff, which was the organization that experimented on Wolverine and gave him his Adamantium-bonded skeleton in the Marvel comics.

Sitwell mentions specific persons of interest to HYDRA, did you catch the Dr. Strange mention?

In the distant shots of DC, it is noticeable that SHIELD headquarters is built ironically next to the Watergate complex.

When the helicarriers are being launched and the program is selecting targets for elimination, the name Tony Stark can be seen as well as Bruce Banner.

When Helicarriers look for their targets on one of the monitors there is a wire-frame model of formerly Stark Tower in New York now sporting the Avengers Sign.

Agent 13's true identity is Sharon Carter, Peggy Carter's niece.

The big bad at the end credits.

The two subjects in the HYDRA base in the last credit scene are the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.

Garry Shandling is part of Hydra. I KNEW IT!

Cheliax

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Star Wars The Clone Wars, the *Essential Chronology.

*Not really that essential

Cheliax

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
I am endorsing and advocating Major General Veers in the early rounds and Grand Moff Tarkin and Count Dooku in the final!

Imperial Cheliax approves and supports this message.

Cheliax

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Yoda kicks off Star Wars March Madness on ESPN.

Please Vote Early, Vote Long, Vote Often!

I am endorsing and advocating Major General Veers in the early rounds and Grand Moff Tarkin and Count Dooku in the final!

Cheliax

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The Lost Missions - "Voices" Preview

Four More Days!

Four More Days!

Cheliax

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The most interesting man in the Galaxy (and Middle Earth).

This is Little Drummer Boy and Silent Night from the Dark Side of the Force.

Cheliax

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:

'What a bunch of A - holes.'

Best Marvel trailer EVAR!

Ok since Iron Man I.

In the trailer at 1:59 mins, sandwiched between Karren Gillian's Nebula and Del Toro's the Collector, you can actually see Lee Pace's Ronan the Accuser do his Darth Vader choking impression on Drax.

Cheliax

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Here are some new 'micro featurettes'

Ladies first, Gamora (who still reminds me a little of Oola from Return of the Jedi).

Next Drax the Destroyer

The very polarizing but I predict to soon to be fan favorite Rocket Raccoon.

And this guy who used to play AD & D, I bet he min/maxed.

Cheliax

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars -- The Lost Missions new trailer

Yoda!

Jedi!

Sith!

March 7!

WOOT!

Cheliax

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The evolution of the Imperial Stormtrooper.

On the left bottom corner of the Ralph McQuarrie sketch, you will note the inclusion of an early conceptual art stage for Chewbacca, that art is the basis for a new character's race, of which "Zeb' belongs to.

Cheliax

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Hama wrote:
Favorite villain? Most certainlz Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin. The man is a perfect villain. Just oozing the nazi.

Another Tarkin story from his beginning climb to power.

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In the early days of The Empire following the end of the Clone Wars, high taxes on the planet Ghorman prompted a large mass civilian sit-in protest on the planet's main spaceport effectively shutting off incoming traffic.

Then still a Captain, Tarkin was sent to collect the taxes from the defiant population, was ordered explicitly by his superiors NOT TO FIRE A SINGLE SHOT at the peaceful civilian protest but was still ordered to collect the the taxes.

The protestors refused to yield.

Tarkin followed both sets of orders and did not fire upon the civilians and instead landed his whole Strike Cruiser atop the protesters.

Squish.

Hundreds were killed and thousands more injured in Tarkin's display of the consequences for defying the Imperial government. Despite public outrage at what would become known as the Ghorman Massacre — Emperor Palpatine declined to issue Tarkin any punishment, rather he publicly and personally gave Tarkin a medal and he was soon promoted.

Cheliax

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Also, since this is becoming a Star Wars thread, I really like J. Scott Campbell's depiction of Princess Leia.

Cheliax

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Hama wrote:
Favorite villain? Most certainlz Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarquin. The man is a perfect villain. Just oozing the nazi.

Hama you are a true scholar and a gentleman!

I always considered Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin not only my favorite Star Wars villain, but also my favorite Star Wars character (Count Dooku being a close 2nd, and interestingly enough portrayed by Christopher Lee, who was Peter Cushing's life long friend).

Fun Fact, while I do not have credit in giving the Grand Moff his first name, I am responsible for making it 'official' when I worked on Star Wars Entertainment and 17 years after I saw Darth Vader's Star Destroyer chase down Princess Leia's Corvette, the Grand Moff got a first name.

:)

I also maintain that The Empire suffered two great loses at the Battle of Yavin.

The Empire lost the first Death Star Battle Station, and as devastating a blow that may have been, the greater and more catastrophic loss was the death of Grand Moff Tarkin.

The Death Star for all its destructive power was still replaceable, Tarkin was not.

Cheliax

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Awesome!

One of these years I really need to bump into Mikaze at Gencon and buy him a drink or three.

Cheliax

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Hama and Aranna, your interest in a Star Wars d6 game is noted.

As an aside, for those who played it, was not the plot twist in the original Knights of the Old Republic the greatest video game reveal ever?

A 2nd question for those reading this thread, who is your favorite Star Wars villain from the movies? I am would allow you pick from the expanded universe but then all of you would say Grand Admiral Mitth'raw'nuruodo.

Cheliax

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Also there's this because ... well why not?

Cheliax

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For those who may need a crib sheet for the characters in this film here is a quick synopsis.

Click for more images to see Gamora.

Cheliax

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Guardians of the Galaxy Movie poster.

Cheliax

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In this film, Ronan the Accuser is an Admiral serving under Thanos.

This combines his classic Marvel comics portrayal (a top-ranking Military Governor) with his Marvel Ultimate comics portrayal (an ally of Thanos).

Cheliax

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Oh James, they just released this poster.

Cheliax

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Sláinte Sean!

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.

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Maybe Paizo can hire that good looking guy who played the Inquisitor in 'The Gamers: Dorkness Rising' to fill in for Sean.

Cheliax

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Your beautiful Freehold. Your beautiful.

Cheliax

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Freehold DM wrote:
I say this without hostility, believe it or not.

Will save to disbelieve

Will 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (2) - 3 = -1

;)

Cheliax

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'What a bunch of A - holes.'

Best Marvel trailer EVAR!

Ok since Iron Man I.

Cheliax

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'We cool man, we cool.'

Cheliax

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Thank God for well timed poor decisions!

Cheliax

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85. Making your way in Infernal Cheliax takes everything you've got,
Taking a break from all your Bindings, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go to

'CHEERless Souls' - Where everyone knows your True Name

Cheliax

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I would love to see an outline of an epic AP by Rich Burlew.

Cheliax

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Thank Dog wrote:
I dumped, I dumped hard.

I thought this thread was about Paizo's new Ultimate Guide to Bran and Fiber hardback (ahem).

Foreword by Doctor Greg A. Vaughan and Cosmo 'Man of Stool' Eisele.

Cheliax

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Truly you have a dizzying intellect

Cheliax

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Tarquin.

If most role playing boss villains had half Tarquin's chutzpah there would be more TPKs out there.

I can't help it, I love him.


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I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
Tokae Yashkiin wrote:
Aletheia wrote:
By the abyss...I would kill for an ale...and a taste of pesh.
I prefer fresh air and clean clothes to any of that.

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Except that Tokae prefers his clean air atop a well appointed private foyer, and his clean clothes more expensive than a full set of plate mail.


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DM_Blake wrote:
Wasn't that 2d4, Grognard?

That was the damage versus Small or Medium creatures, same as the Broadsword DM_Blake, bless your soul. But 2d8 versus Large creatures.

Be careful with my lawn as you get off it.

:)


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Nocstar wrote:
Where in the rules does it state that Exotic Weapon: Bastard Sword allows a bastard sword to do 2d8 damage when wielded two-handed?

In the 1st and 2nd Edition Players handbook.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Remember tip your waitresses.


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I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

You have been convicted of a heinous crime and thrown into Branderscar prison, on a small island just offshore from the mainland of Talingarde.

You were brought here in a closed carriage, chained and hooded. You know that a stone causeway connects the island to the mainland and that your cell is on an upper floor. Otherwise, you have seen nothing.

Each of you received the same greeting when you arrived: you were held down by rough hands and branded upon the arm with a runic F. The mark signifies ‘forsaken’ and the painful scar is indelible proof that each of you has betrayed the great and eternal love of Mitra and his chosen mortal vassals.

Condemned, you face at best a life of shackles and servitude in the nearby salt mines. Others might await the ministrations of the inquisitors so that co-conspirators may be revealed and confessions extracted. Perhaps some of you will be spared this ordeal. Perhaps instead you have come to Branderscar to face the final judgment. In three days, the executioner arrives and the axe falls or the pyre will be lit. Through fire or steel, your crimes will be answered.

You have all been chained together in the same communal cell dressed in nothing but filthy, tattered rags. Manhandled and mistreated, any finery you once possessed is either ruined or long lost. No special treatment has been given any prisoner – male or female, commoner or noble – all of the forsaken are bound and imprisoned together.

Your feet are secured by iron cuffs tethered by one long chain. Your arms are secured to the wall above by manacles. A guard is posted
right outside the cell day and night.

Little thought is given to long term accommodations. At Branderscar, justice comes swift and sure.

This is a placeholder so that you can dot.

Cheliax

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Alex Martin wrote:
Well, the Order of the Stick is 10 years old today. Rich thanks his readers, but I think he deserves a great deal of kudos for telling a good story and sticking with it.

Four more years! Four more years!

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