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Beans create a gas that is flammable.

on a side note, pardon the heresy. but will we all be converting our stats to 4e because WOTC will be coming out with 4e version for Dark Sun?

<hides inside the pyre>

Zuko wrote:

Radik Aurel wrote:

Zuko wrote:

Roast the worm!

"I'll roast you."

The Gods of the Flame will protect me!

"Like hell they will. Literally."

"Yes, like hell they will. Literally."

Zuko wrote:

Roast the worm!

"I'll roast you."

The Gods of the Flame will protect me!

Roast the worm!

You mean he's sick? Ew!

Hey, what are you two doing lurking around my thread?

Your thread? I don't see your name tattooed on it if that is what you're saying.

prob'ly.

You now a guy named Greenhilt?

Still finishing OoTS volume 3

So you say.

<Produces a flask>

Fine, fine whiskey. Want some?

No, no. Aso is a zombie. Ever wonder why he keeps scartching his 'nads... think about it.

<Slaps forehead>

Ayahh!!!

Where's Aso when there's a disgusting job to do?

nope; he posted this month though.

wuz medz?

Oh for crying out loud!

Here. Take one of these and call me in the morning.

Kruelaid is also MIA but that is only cause he's swamped with work.

You're on your meds right?

Any news about beeler?

Look at the fine mess you got us into.

And that undead sorceror is really pissed.

Said you promised it a refund.

Who the hell still gives refunds?!

Halleluyah, I'm back!

Throws kerosene to superheat the flames....

Beeler, you out there?

Raise Dead!

Wakey! Wakey!

"Let's get out of here!"

Dentist Song

ROFL.

We don't need monsters. We are monsters.

Ha ha ha. Haven't committed an act of cannibalism in a while.

Roll Call!

Awesome bonus!

ECL 6?! Cool!

Plan: Run and slash anything that gets in our way.

Ouch. Take care.

"I'm with you."

"We need a plan! We can't fight these undead in a war of attrition!"

"Faindrac, just tell me what you wish done to the bone heads?"

To Faindrac, "You make a very nice impression of a templar."

<Zuko draws his falchion>

"So where to next, your highness?"

Zuko wrote:

For GM: How many hostiles do I see?

Hostile...skeletons...or hostile...other?

Both, if any.

Zuko watches Faindrac and sighs. There are days that aren't really worth it to wake up. Helping Templars. What would happen next? Kissing Dregoth's feet? Ew!

For GM: How many hostiles do I see?

Zuko mutters a barely polite "Yes." His agitation clearly apparent on his face. "You arrange it as you see fit, Faindrac."

Faindriac Fellstar wrote:

Wow. That is just,... so,... cold. I have to think of an appropriate response for that one! ;)

Thought you might appreciate that. ;)

"Faindrac, let's go."

Faindriac reacts like all survivors, quickly and heartlessly. With a swift motion he scoops up the bartender's fallen cash box.

"Fire or flee Flame priest! Or both. Burn, THEN run! But I have no wish to fight a prolonged battle BETWEEN two groups of insatiable undead!" The normally unflappable mind-mage almost shouts at Zuko before nimbly dancing between the feasting undead and the remains of the wall. His long legs swiftly carry him down the street.

Will grab the box, then scoot while they are occupied. If required I will blast some out of the way to open a path for us. If any follow or move to attack I will use my instant force field power.

Turning Check; Turning Damage (1d20+2=22, 2d6+6=16)

"Unclean Ones! Bow before the Power of the Flame!"

"Let's regroup with the others. Strength in numbers."

Athasian zombies are pretty deadly.

Faindriac looks at Zuko with a raised eyebrow as the bartender heads towards the gaping hole in the back of his building.

"The ability of the storm to bypass the walls defenses, both physical and mystical, the sudden influx of newly created undead, and their seeming ability to follow their own volition instead of the orders of the living, and your worried about the Templars? One of us needs to get his worrying priorities straight!" Faindriac says with a smirk.

"What do you propose I do about it?!"

"Zuko, wait up! Don't get separated!" The tall human shouts as he follows the fire priest towards the kitchen. "Why are you running anyway?" He asks as he catches up to Zuko. "I thought you could command them yourself, or at least cause them to flee?"

"Would you want to be here when the templars arrive? Let's go."

Zuko runs immediately.

Zuko watches everyone. He considers the best way to torch the place.

"Perhaps over there?" He says leaning close to Zuko. Then, softer, so the droning of the strange instrument covers him, says.
"Watch to see if anyone follows the Kreen."

Zuko nods. He positions himself at a good vantage point and starts his watch.

Boy, you're making me hungry. :D

Nothing that big; just enough to distract the templars and their dragon king. Incite a riot or something.

Thanks, man. Zuko is planning a little barbecue before he leaves the city. You think we can arrange that?

It's 4:20 PM here; getting ready to leave the office.

Hey, Beeler. What time is it where you are?

Holdrus, I'll take that maul. I don't think it can corrupt me... enough.