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7 posts. No reviews. No lists. No wishlists. Alias of Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber).


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Very Annoying
Zoidberg, M.D., Thu, Jan 28, 2010, 09:52 AM
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It's like the ghost of poster's past. Well played indeed.
Congressional Republicans Confuse Me
Zoidberg, M.D., Thu, Apr 23, 2009, 12:10 PM
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Zoidberg wrote:
Pony Stalker wrote:
My pony!!!!!

Dessert?

Hey! Don't bogart my alias!!! It's all I have in this world.
Generic Post
Zoidberg, M.D., Fri, Apr 17, 2009, 10:54 AM
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Dimissive post regarding flame war including a large number of "facts" that are really poster's opinions disguised as such. Lots of historical data and large words included to show that poster is Very Smart.
Is voting the best way to pick a RPG Superstar?
Zoidberg, M.D., Tue, Feb 3, 2009, 08:43 PM
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Kruelaid wrote:
... another politics thread.

If you knew anything about democracy, you would know it was not started on the internet. It was started by John Adams, who in turn stole the idea from Ivan Peter Freely. But of course, Ivan created the whole 5th Century notion of the perfect message board post, which in turn inspired nazis and war crimes conducted exclusively by the political opponents who I won't name, but who should be implicit from what I've said so far.

So, no, democracy doesn't not work.

Please don't waste anyone's time further. You clearly have nothing worthwhile to say on this topic.

Spoiler:

How's that for a politics thread!

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Zoidberg, M.D., Tue, Dec 9, 2008, 05:26 PM
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Fatespinner wrote:
Opening statement.

Witty, sarcastic remark to endear the reader to the author.

Statement of opinion.

Anecdotal evidence to reinforce opinion.

Allusion to opinion as fact.

Inflammatory remark to engender hostility with other posters and prompt response.

I wonder if this might belong in the Word Games section?


Post that answers the OP, ignoring all prior posts regarding the topic and re-igniting forgotten flame wars, drenched in arrogance and passive-aggressive jabs.
The "I Wish I Used This Alias More" Thread
Zoidberg, M.D., Sat, Nov 15, 2008, 07:47 PM
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What's this? With all the posting and the hoopla, you all sound like fools. It makes my shadenfreude gizzard bloat with bile!

Well I voted
Zoidberg, M.D., Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 04:43 PM
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Did someone say popcorn!?!?! Zoidberg loves popcorn!!


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