Zeppler M.D., Spellware Surgeon's page

Yay Spug?

"Fei...made from the best cells on Faerun" (^-^)

[With profound apologies to Snapple for the shameless ripoff...] (=^-^=)

Doc Zeppler ~ "Go Johnny GO GO" ;D

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"Common side effects of Seer 'mind-melding' include drowsiness, dry mouth, decrease in appetite, anal leakage and facial melting.*"

*"If anal leakage or facial melting persist for more than four hours after the mind meld, please seek immediate medical attention".

This has been a public service message from Palantir Divinatory Pharmaceuticals. ~ "Palantir -we're here to help. Really. No, really. Stop squirming, dammit!!!!"

;D

why hello doctor, perhaps we can be great friends?"

Perhaps. I'd love to have you for dinner some time.

Doc Zeppler ~ "Love Bites, Love Bleeds..."

Oh... Sheessuroussen is in for a surprise, I think. :D

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That.....is the understatement of the Red Age. Time to go to work...

Doc Zeppler ~ "And The Thunder Rolls." (-_-)

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IT'S A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now don't forget to spank him 'til he cries, Vai... >)

Doc Zeppler ~ "Baby's got Back!!!!" ;D

Vai is cursed. First time she tried to kiss Fei.. Imperial attack... second time... this. -.-

So glad you have your priorities straight there, young miss.

Look on the bright side - you may get the rest of the school day off. It's all about balance, grasshopper (or some bahookey like that). :)

Doc Zeppler ~ "Things That Make You Go [BOOM!!!!!]" ;D

Fei, of the Sun Soul wrote:

First 'boring', now 'irksome'. This must be my punishment for missing my morning classes... (-_-)

;)

Does it help that I think you're wonderful and perfect? <3

I'll just leave this here.....

Fei is pretty 'boring'...Dragon girl has her needs!

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Doc Zeppler ~ "Don't Mess Around with the Demolition Man!" ;D

Damiani wrote:

Ardiente, of the Fuerte wrote:

So... what I pulled from that: Raelle (15) is definitely an option. Duly noted.

COUGH.

I think I should have a nap. These thoughts keep appearing on the page unbidden.

Now you're talking! Go make society proud, young soldier!

Duty calls, and I (as a Lawful person) must answer.

"It's his sworn duty..."

[ROFL]

...Nope. I just can't finish that line with a straight face. :D

Doc Zeppler ~ "You can't be serious!? Yes I Is!!" ;D

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5 D's of dodgeball...

"If you can dodge an Infernal Engine, you can dodge a ball!!"

Doc Zeppler ~ "How would you like to take a break from that fine lead-based paint...and learn about Dodgeball? " ;D

[Rolls Eyes]

Oh please...how positively primeval. I mean, those aren't even vibro-axes or monomolecular blades. What the hell, man!?

I'm sorry, I don't work with sloppy tools. Just isn't professional, neh? ;)

Doc Zeppler ~ "We're Gonna Shake, Rattle & Roll!!!" ;D

Krisilanni Rashira wrote:

"You always got something stuck up your butt, or is it just me?"

I believe Dr. Zeppler's delicate touch is required here.

And remember: You asked for it..... (^-^)

Kicks open a trunk, pulls out a jackhammer and puts some kind of clear, flexible casing around it, then rushes out into the halls.

"Not to worry, kids, I'm a professional....and I use protection!!" >D

Doc Zeppler ~ "You want me to put the hammer down?!?!" ;D

ALL YOUR SANE ARE BELONG TO US!

[MORPHINE TO THE HEAD]

Doc Zeppler ~ Paging Doctor FeelGood! ;D

I could say soooooooooooooooooo many things about proper 'tack & harness' right now...but since it's Epic Fight Time again, it'll just have to wait for later. (^-^)

Doc Zeppler ~ It's all in the reflexes! ;D

[FACEPALM]

Considering how much of a splash Fei has made among the girls, should be interesting to see how much of a reaction Roland gets....though I kind of almost feel bad for Keme. ;P

Riiiiight. Guess the Headmaster just got completely out-voted on that calendar idea after all.

Looks like meat's back on the menu, ladies! (^-^)

Doc Zeppler ~ No Soup For You!!!! ;D

Aaaaaaand BIG BOOM in 3...

Doc Zeppler ~ You Can't Fix Stupid! ;D

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Keme Tokala wrote:

Fei, of the Sun Soul wrote:

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Oh, come on. It's not like you can date all of the girls you've been flirting with. ;P

Two words: Zen Dating.

Aaaaaand what do two monks getting to first base sound like?

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• Monk 1: Hmmmm.

• Monk 2: Hmmmm.

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Bazinga! (^-^)

Doc Zeppler ~ Whoomp - There It Is!!! ;D

Way to fight wetness there, Ace! Good Job!!! [Thumbs Up]

Doc Zeppler ~ I Got Yer 'Mana from Heaven' Right 'Ere...!!! ;D

On the way to the library himself, Ghalen runs accross the awkward scene

Knowledge: Planes 1d20+33 to figure out what the hell that thing is...

"Pssst! It's Fei - just mostly nekkers. Oh, you meant the other guy...whoopsy."

;D

Doc Zeppler - Parts is Parts! :D

"Down that road lies madness.....let's not try that theory....but I bet you could convince Professor Yrrum to make a potion for you that will bolster your courage for short periods of time without being intoxicating. He loves a challenge."

Hmmm....

[Scribble Scribble Scribble]

Doc Zeppler - Eat Fresh! ;D

lol, if you weren't working with the Resistance and if Ryleh wouldn't kill me for it, I would totally send you a job offer!

It's the Ryleh killing me part that's the biggest deterrent though. :/

I am available for the occasional contract job, by the by - that wouldn't really be a job offer, just some...outside consulting. Yeah.... (^-^)

Doc Zeppler - Free Delivery and Pickup!!! ;D

Miss Jones raises an eyebrow. "While I am aware that there are some co-ed rooms at this school, I wasn't aware this was one of them."

DOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!

Doc Zeppler - I got yer 'Plan B' right here!!! ;D

I always like to keep my audience riveted (^-^)

Doc Zeppler - Ever Forward ;D

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Imperial Chronicler wrote:

Agarthian Storyteller wrote:

All of it. Suspect everything!

** spoiler omitted **

Vai's backside is trapped - okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Now get back to work and reply to the nice paranoid elf's post up above about room and board. Freak ;P

Nice to know people are thinking about my backside.

Welcome back to high school, luv. (^.^)

Doc Zeppler - Baby's Got Back!!! ;D

Never say die, my delicate lotus - it's a doctor's credo, after all. ;D

Doc Zeppler - Yes I Am! ;P

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Ryleh is hard to write for sometimes. She's like a hawt Korean (soon to be great-) grandmother. :)

Fixed that for you. (^-^)

Doc Zeppler - I'm all up in your business! ;P

Vai Emkar wrote:

"Aegy... his experiments wouldn't have worked on anyone else? But... what does that mean?"

It means we can put adamantium over your entire skeletal structure! :D

Turns on the smelting furnace

Missing: One Kobold instructor at Avalon Academy. Name - Vakkler Relkav. Last seen glaring and asking pointed questions of bewildered students.

If found, please return him to the school Cafeteria immediately, before the plot gets overcooked ;P

Doc Zeppler - Knee Deep in the Hooplah! :D

Welcome Mr. Stonecutter, welcome! We'll have your character in a straitjacket presently. What size are you, by the by...? ;D

Doc Zeppler - All Aboard The Crazy Train!! ;D

Oh, snap....

Doc Zeppler - It Wadn't Me!!! ;D

So I figured I should probably give her her own alias...

A good idea, that... :)

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"I would love to, Dacamara-sama," Kitty said respectfully, "but may I have a moment to speak with Michael first?" she asked smiling pleasantly before pulling Michael aside, back up the branches.

She hit him gently upside the head. "Two years?! Two years without anything but vague letters?! Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have a family who loves you?! Do you??? Go and apologize to your parents for being an idiot!" she fumed before stalking past him back inside the house.

Must. Fight. Urge. To. Post. Witticism..... (o.O)

"We're going to DIE....
We're bleeding today
Don't want to be a part of it -
Combat, Combat."

[Sung to the tune of New York, New York, by Frank Sinatra]

(^-^)

*AHEM*

[Uses 'Antonio Banderas as Puss n'Boots' voice]

"Krays Blackscale.....Dire Kobold"

(^-^)

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Aananda sighed as she started to sort through the destruction.

"If anyone sees Fei, tell him to start doing jumping jacks or something, anything, to charge up those cuffs. We don't have enough residual power stored to make it for the length of time it's going to take to fix the systems."

....Right. I'll send all of the surviving girls from the cheerleading squad to his bunk STAT!!!! ;D

"Ladies and gentlemen....boys and girls...dyin' time's here."

;)

Doc Zeppler - I Run BarterTown!! :D

Everyday I'm Shufflin'.

"You're naked now!!"

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What? He is!

Just don't do the backstroke in the pool there, eh?

:P

Doc Zeppler - I Ride Up With Wear! ;D

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Zeppler M.D., Spellware Surgeon wrote:

If the workshop's a rockin'.....well, you know. ;D

Doc Zeppler - Have You Had Your Shot Yet? ;)

Looks worriedly at energy cuffs.

"But....." (o.O)

Don't worry about it, kiddo. Just grab something, shake it vigorously, and you'll be fine. :)

Doc Zeppler - Trust me...I'm a Doctor! :D

If the workshop's a rockin'.....well, you know. ;D

Doc Zeppler - Have You Had Your Shot Yet? ;)

And remember, kids - nobody puts 'Sweet Baby James' in a corner... (^.^)

Doc Zeppler - I'm Your Silicon Apsu! ;D

Vakkler has a 600 ft. range.

End of story.
;P

I must be tired - I'm reading everything...strangely today (o.O)

So you can go 600 feet and then what, just keel over from exhaustion?

Kinda sad, that..... ;P

Doc Zeppler - I keep going and going and going... ;D

Oh do please tell me you two are just pulling my leg here....otherwise my LOLs will be most epic. (^-^)
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So I guess I'm the only one who knows that movie reference then, neh? Though in all fairness, I believe the actual quote was:
Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

Sounds like me :P

Gotta love the humble ones.... (^.^)

Doc Zeppler - Vanity is My Favorite Sin! ;D

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Zeppler M.D., Spellware Surgeon wrote:

Doc Zeppler - I've Got the Magic Stick! ;D

Too bad you're out of charges.

Ahh, silly boy. Never try to measure up to a halfling's 'recharge rate'. But your'e still young - you'll learn ;)

Doc Zeppler - Because Halflings Hit It Harder! ;D

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[Listens to the deafening silence]

Yep - that's what I thought. Hey Ryo - you dropped something here!!!!! ;P

And remember, kids - stay in school. So your parents can leave you there and run away! :D

Doc Zeppler - I've Got the Magic Stick! ;D

Darst wrote:

Ryuzo Kato wrote:

It'd be 3 higher if in were-mole form ;) and in fairness that includes the +20 for being invis...

The mole sneaks! I's a sneak too, but I's a nice one. I's a city goblin. You's even better sneak than I!

(wow, it's weird to use Darst again. I've forgotten a lot of how he talks...)

I can dig it!...

[RIMSHOT]

;D

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Alright kids - don't make me start making bad references to Conan the Destroyer and the whole "cousin's sister's brother" thing..... ;D

Doc Zeppler - I'm the One They Call 'Dr. Feelgood'! ;D

Razule Yrrum wrote:

Krays wrote:

Razulestiltskin!

Looks like Razzy's going to get some new Kobold skin boots...

You know, you were a lot nicer when you were ten. Just saying.

No doubt. You can practically taste the bitterness... ;P

(Not to mention the brilliance of the whole 'pick on the champion of Death' plan. But I'm not saying anythin'....I'm just sayin'... ^-^)

"Dammit," Aananda growled getting out of bed and running over to the nanite processor. "Okay, before we have another catastrophe on our hands, let's see what we can do..."

She grabs a tube of unprogrammed nanites and slams it onto the platform before quickly typing in commands.
She released them over Fei before stumbling back to her own bed. "Okay, hopefully those will be able to absorb and redirect the kinetic energy until the other thing is ready."

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Zeppler M.D., Spellware Surgeon wrote:

Headmaster Ryo wrote:

How lucky we are that you are a mature doctor and therefor won't make such comments. ;P

Nah - far too easy.

Doc Zeppler - I'm Heavy with Mercy! ;P

Careful Doc, your ego is showing.

I guess I need to explain the politics of 'wardrobe malfunctions' to you, don't I? Which is funny, since your main man has it down to a science there... ;D