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I'm very sorry but I will be unable to post for about a week. However, I hope you will continue to play once I am able to post again. And I would also like too thank you for your interest.

"HAHA, stupid Poog get clubbed." Chuffy calls out, "Whers da otta one?" Chuffy scowls as he looks around,"Fines you win come out." Chuffy is sad and upset, but after a couple more apples..."You know, yous is not bad gobbies, and is good hiders." He says with a few hiddups and forgetting Poog was clubbed and Freigaar didn't even try.

No Tek I'm betting

After you hide as goblins stumble by looking around. Now, since they all have -1 to perception to give them a chance at finding Stabby I'm making 20's auto succeed, only for this dare though.

First up, Poog
1d10 ⇒ 8 Goblins stumble by.
1.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 13
2.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 13
3.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
4.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (11) - 1 = 10
51d20 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
6.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (13) - 1 = 12
7.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 = 18
8.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5
9.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 13
10.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4
If your found take 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2 damage

Now, Stabby
1d10 ⇒ 1 Goblins stumble by.
1.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (13) - 1 = 12
2.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (7) - 1 = 6
3.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5
4.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8
51d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 11
6.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 = 18
7.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (13) - 1 = 12
8.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (11) - 1 = 10
9.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 13
10.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7
If your found take 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1 damage

After Freigaar's amazing feat of choking down not three, but five of the disgusting bull slugs. You all are excited and celebrating his daring feat, along with Stabby's victory over Squealy Nord. Then out of the shadows behind you a voice wispers, making you all jump,"Hee, hee yeah eating slugs and riding pigs is all really good," a sarcastic voice chuckles," I dun think yous could win at a game that neededs more than just muscles. What if a little skill was need?" You all look around in surprise and spot Chuffy, a pyromanic that loves sneaking up behind his enemies and stabbing them repeatedly, even after their dead. Of course them being dead just makes them easier to sneak up on. "I dares you noisy goblins to play hide or get clubbed"

Everybody who wishes to take the dare will need to post a stealth check to hide. Once everybody who wants to play has posted their stealth check we'll see who gets clubbed and who dosen't.

Later that night a different goblin approaches the heros of the tribe, Reta Bigbad she is dressed in a veil with a corset she stole from some unlucky halfling. You all know Reta as a torrmenter of small helpless animals, and to be a good fighter. "Hey yous! You'd think ur'selves sooo good," Like the last goblin she too is very intoxicated."I bet y'alls cant even eat a bag of bull slugs real quick!"

This dare is a little less straight forward, brought to you is a basket filled with 5 bull slugs. Now, even in the Goblin community they are considered very foul-tasting. When the dare begins you will have one minute (10 rounds) to eat them all. To eat a slug is a full round action requiring a DC15 Fort save. If, you fail to eat the slug on one round you may try again with the same slug the second round. However, you may opt to only make a DC10 Fort save to eat the slug instead, this means you are neglecting to spit out the mildly poisonous slime bladder. Also, whether you ate them all or not you must make a Fort save, after you are done eating, if at any point you ate one of the slug's slime bladders (The DC 10, instead of the 15). I will tell you if you failed or not. The prize for this is mighty useful.

I'm going to be posting them one at a time to make it easier to keep track of, there are two more after this one.

After your chat with the chief, the preparations for the big night began. Goblins scurried around picking up sticks, branches, and unburned timbers from Scribbleface's hut. They built up a large pile of debris. Once night started to fall His Mighty Girthness was brought out on top of his teeter chair to light the fire. As four of some of the strongest goblins in your village struggle to carry his Chiefyness, he then lights the fire with a desnan candle (basically a roman candle) that was taken from Scribbleface's old chest. The night has begun. After mingling with your fellow goblins for some time Slorb carries out a barrel filled to the brim with fermenting cider apples. Needless to say many a goblin, nay just about every goblin became very drunk, very quickly. However, as the night wore on word got out that the strong goblins that you all are, were going on a dangerous and glorious adventure. As they found out some thought that you may be not quite good enough for this chance and challenges were made in forms of dares, each having it's own reward.

A high pitched and nasal voice calls out from inside the Moot house.

"Yall's biter gets in he-ya" You all recognize Slorb's voice. He is the chief's main adviser and one of the only few that can listen to the chief's mighty voice that which scares most goblins.
As you enter the house it's self you see the various trophies of Licktoad heroics, there are stolen weapons, shiny bits of treasure, and dozens of brine-pickled bodies of brutally murdered, small, furry animals (mostly dogs). His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad is atop his teeter chair, which stands six feet tall to better allow him to gaze down upon his subjects. By tradition Gutwad doesn't speak directly to his subjects, instead he uses the overly dressed and pompous Slorb who can handle the might of Gutwad's words without fainting. Slorb addresses all of you and tells you to sit in front of His Corpulentness, what a great honor. And much to your surprise His Chiefyness addresses you directly, with his booming voice he speaks.

" You all be heros. Each of you. You are the best Licktoads but for me.
and maybe but for Slorb. That you aren't fleeing in terror from mighty sound of my voice is all the proof you need. Yet soon, all the Licktoad goblins will know your might, for I have picked you for a dangerous mission. In the box we find in Scribbleface's hut have very fun works of fire. They are fun, but something else we find be more fun. A map to more. It tell us how to get to a place on the coast where Scribbleface finds them. There be more. I wants them for Licktoads. Tomarrow yous goes and gets them. Tonight we have big bonfire to burn away bad luck, and play many games. But tomorrow you fetch me fireworks. If you meet men, make them dead. If you meet horses or dogs, make them dead also. If you meet Lots Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many, maybe you should run... And If you not bring back fireworks, you not come back or we feed you to Squealy Nord.

I will post the about the bonfire tomorrow night probably maybe earlier, if you want you can post about what you are doing in preparation or your goblin thoughts on whats happening.

"Discuss all you want my friends" He gestures with open arms as he speaks.

Alright, the time has come to announce my choices, and here they are...

My apologies to everybody that didn't make it, the AP only allows for so many. On a different note everybody I have chosen you will be required to post at least once a day, if you cannot speak now or or forever suffer the inconvenience of finding a way to post. Now we are ready to start, ignore the first message and check in on the gameplay via telling other people more about your character and you thoughts on being summoned to the Moot house which you outside of right now.

Thank you all for applying, recruitment is now closed I will now go over each character and make my choices. I will probably post my choices tonight, maybe tomorrow.

OK, it looks good.

Can I use the Dread Codex Goblins?

What exactly are dread codex goblins? I have never heard of them/it.

To all people wanting to play in this adventure, to be considered I will need not only your backstory, but also your character's crunch. You can post this on the thread or PM me. I will most likely continue recruitment until June 18th or 19th. Depending on how many people apply, I will chose players either earlier or later.

On a different note I would like to thank everybody for taking an interest in my campaign, and also I'm really enjoying the backstories for your characters.

Do you approve of the piecemeal armor rules?

If you can tell were to find these rules or just PM them to me, I just want to know about it.

That Archtype is fine.

@Enchanter Tim, yes everybody gets one.
@Pedro Coelho, I want know your about character. You don't need to cover every detail, but enough to explain his class and/or any special traits or feats you want to explain to give your character more depth.

Regarding the 15-point buy, what is the minimum allowed score before applying racial modifiers?

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@Rysil, you can post it on the thread or just PM it to me
@Doomed hero, just tell me how it's different from a regular cavalier, if it's just to specialized to goblins and dogs it will probably be fine.
@Dark network, If you want to poke around This website, it gives the gods that goblins worship and as something funny I found was that the four goblin gods are servants of Lamashtu. Just scroll down and look to the left under monster pantheons, then they're under goblin pantheons.

Thank you for pointing that out, 15pt buy ability scores. No third party rules and, or races/classes. Any thing Paizo is good, unless it really doesn't fit the setting, i.e. guns/gunslingers, not sure just ask. Average gold for classes. When creating something like a wizard as a character, keep in mind that you may be asked for an explanation of how you write down your spells. Also, goblins are mostly chaotic and evil or neutral. So no pallies or monks, other then that, go nuts.

and thanks for taking an interest.

Now I'm pretty new to play by post DMing, but I've played the game for a few years. Now from what I've seen there are about 3 or 4 other goblin campaigns and I think there are still a few players left out.

Now, we begin our story deep in Brinestump Marsh in the Licktoad Tribe village. Goblin life goes on as normal, slashing, burning, mutual theft. However, one day, you find out that one of your very own had been taking part in the most heinous of taboos... writing things down. When your village found out what he had been doing, you and your fellow goblins had no choice but to punish him severely. He had been writing things down and therefore allowing misfortune and the words too be stolen out of all of your heads. So you branded his face with his beloved letters and ran him out of town. He is now known as Scribbleface and as his "used to be" possessions were being claimed and burned that a very odd chest was found. The chest was taken into the Moot House where your great leader His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad rules. Now, you have been secretly invited to the Moot House.

I'm looking for 3-4 players maybe five. Evil characters are allowed, however I will not allow pvp, (unless in good fun). Please remember that you are in fact small, green, psychopaths, that are running around lighting fires, and causing general mayhem. Have fun with your characters. Now for those interested in playing here are some basic stats for making a goblin character. Also, I have some pre-gens from the adventure path that includes a rouge, cleric, alchemist, and fighter.

Now I'm pretty new to play by post DMing, but I've played the game for a few years. Now from what I've seen there are about 3 or 4 other goblin campaigns and I think there are still a few players left out.

Now, we begin our story deep in Brinestump Marsh in the Licktoad Tribe village. Goblin life goes on as normal, slashing, burning, mutual theft. However, one day, you find out that one of your very own had been taking part in the most heinous of taboos... writing things down. When your village found out what he had been doing, you and your fellow goblins had no choice but to punish him severely. He had been writing things down and therefore allowing misfortune and the words too be stolen out of all of your heads. So you branded his face with his beloved letters and ran him out of town. He is now known as Scribbleface and as his "used to be" possessions were being claimed and burned that a very odd chest was found. The chest was taken into the Moot House where your great leader His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad. Now, you have been secretly invited to the Moot House.

I'm looking for 3-4 players maybe five. Evil characters are allowed, however I will not allow pvp, (unless in good fun). Please remember that you are in fact small, green, psychopaths, that are running around lighting fires, and causing general mayhem. Have fun with your characters. Now for those interested in playing here are some basic stats for making a goblin character. Also, I have some pre-gens from the adventure path that includes a rouge, cleric, alchemist, and fighter. Just PM me.