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Walks in hacking up something green on the carpet.

I was sick all last week.

*Eats green stuff*

Tastes like grass, and mushroom soup.

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Without letting go of CJ's leg, Yankee Poodle aims a stream at the Tindall guy's feet.

I'm impressed, that takes real talent not to mention good aim. Did you get a +2 bonus for using a natural weapon or would it be considered a ranged touch attack?

Years of progressive training. And I braced against CJ's leg for a +2 range bonus.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Steven Tindall wrote:

If your going to hump my leg then try and lick off the peanut butter from my - well you know.

Hey fellow poodles! This guy's got peanut butter all over his feet. Let's help him clean it off....

pees on the Tindall's feet.

and here I thought poodles were house broken. oh well I know how to fix that. ( grabs poodle and rubs his naughty little nose in the puddle and says "bad dog") out you go. I swear it's so much responsabilty teaching an animal to be civilised.

disarms landmines and disposes of them. Cant leave those silly things about, someone could get hurt.

Yap! He touches landmines! We'll sniff 'em, eat 'em, and roll in 'em, but we never carry them around.

Are you sure you're not a poodle in disguise? You have the hair for it.

Without letting go of CJ's leg, Yankee Poodle aims a stream at the Tindall guy's feet.

jumps of Callous Jack and starts humping the leg of that Tindall guy

Yap! Time to get to work!

*gets to 'work' on Callous' leg*

I call shotgun! Yap!

*waits for his turn on the other leg*

Here's Chasey Catchum with today's top music

At #1 - I Chased a Squirrel and I Liked It
(alternate title - I Chased My Tail and I Liked It)

And #2 (appropriately) - Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' in a Landmine

#3 - Who Let the Poodles Out?

Why is KC hiding behind our landmine collection?

tilts head

*piles onto the hump train*

Ooh! You are happy to see me!

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Is today hump day?

I have failed you, my brother.

Whimpers and hangs head in shame.

Sneaks up on CF while he hangs his head in shame and begins to hump him

"Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress." -- Mahatma Gandhi

Can we get this one on a big plaque in Congress?

The sight of the term 'Honest' will confuse them.

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes." -- Mahatma Gandhi

"Except if you're French." -- CourtFool

We should buy a camel.

With two humps!

As the Poodle Turns (before making a landmine)

CSI (Canine Sniffing Investigators)

Favorite Song - Butt Scootin' Boogy

Favorite TV Show - Bones

Poodle Day Afternoon

Chasing Miss Daisy

The Magnificent Seven Poodles

One Flew over the Poodle's Mess

Nice!

I found mustard sauce! Or what I think is mustard sauce.

I'm not sniffing it.

Chases peasant, nipping at his heels

Frat Jack wrote:

Lets feed them to the poodles!

Let's feed the poodles to them!

YIPE!

CourtFool wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

G&~#*&n frenchies.....grrrrr.

Have you spotted this one?

I wonder what your followers would think if they found out you were a French Poodle.

*tilts head to the side*

Well, you and all of Jack's other cronies win. You have dragged me down to your level. Congratulations.

Come down here! There's more poop to roll in!

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

*humps Ambrosia's leg*

EDIT: New page, starting with a hump! YAP!

{sighs} Thankfully, I've had all my clothes Scotchgard-ed. And this still seems much less gross than Wheelie humping 'Warrior Goddess'es leg in T2:RotF.

*sniffs Ambrosia's bum*

CourtFool wrote:

That is just how we roll. Get your stink on.

Just recovering from choking to death on coffee thanks to you, you inglorious basterd. ;)

Yay, Boss! YAP!

Now I have to find that leg bone all over again...

*humps Jumpin' before he heads back to the garbage pit*

heads to backyard to roll around on the grass, making sure to roll on any landmines he spots

YAP YAP YAP, eh?

French Canadian? YAP!

Hey, Clinically Depressed Poodle! How is your Monday?

*runs for cover before CDP answers*

YIPE!

Yankee Poodle wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

I am a fan…of getting my $20 he still owes me!

Did you do that poodle dance for him?

Shhhhh! Don't out me like that.

A poodle's got to eat. It's bogus that he stiffed you. On the money. ;)

I am a fan…of getting my $20 he still owes me!

Did you do that poodle dance for him?

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Meh. I like Josh better.

*punts poodle*

No Flame War here! This is for Gary fans only!

Yipe!

Meh. I like Josh better.

*humps large squeaky toy*

Look! No teeth!

*SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!*

CANINE CANNONBALL!

Maybe he needs to be humped?

*humps GGS*

We have our own islands!

Dibs on the big one to the West!

I left an island on the rug. You can have dibs on that one too!

Everyone, shhhhh! I think I hear the dog whisperer.

That was me. SBD on the way!

Normally it's like a fife.

To pee, or not to pee. That is the question.

*pees on rug*

C0cks his head at YP

C0cks his head at DLP as he c0cks his at him.

Hi, fellow poodles! I'm Yankee Poodle!

Went to town on (CDP), and
Riding on a pony (guess who that is)
Stuck his cold nose by CF's butt,
And awarded him a Tony!

YAP!