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...and wackiness

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Is there a ThuMo around here? I don't think I've met him (or her).

Hey, Rusty's back! *Gives Rusty a welcome back humping*

*Gives Rusty a welcome front humping*

And I thought only the Jacks were so violent. Seems like the Day family has some issues.

rolls on the dead body of the Tues Day monster

Is it Friday yet?

I like Friday. It humps back.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.

*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!

Whoa! MoMo is going to the World Series?!? Are you really one of the team players? Or did you score some tickets?

*Takes bat and hits him over and over again* *Whack!* *Whack!* *Whack!* Die you *&^%$#$, die! Why won't you die?"

Stoopid MoMo. Doesn't he realize that poodles can't tell time, or days. Therefore he's just another hump toy to us.

*humps MoMo some Mo*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.

*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!

I never let him get past third base.

What did you think? That I'm an easy poodle?

Well, OK. I am.

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.

We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*

Where there's a hump there's a way!

*humps CDP*

Yeah, I'm positive I see a humping in your future as well! *Humps Yankee Poodle*

Oooohhh.........

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.

We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*

Where there's a hump there's a way!

*humps CDP*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?

I....want......to.....kiss......you.

Now you're talking his language!

*sniffs Mordimer's butt*

Does anybody still like me?

You smell like the Rising Sun.

*humps CDP*

*Dances around naked*

HUMP TRAIN!

*humps Humpday Monster*

Woo Woo!

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Thanks MoMo! That was just in time to still get me on my Monday!

First of all, my name isn't MoMo you #$@%^&%! Second, this Monday Monster works on Central Standard Time. Third, I'm going to punt you again because I roll like that. *PUNT!*

*rolls in 'that'*

Yankee Poodle wrote:

I really need a good humping. :(

Your wish is my command. *humps YP*

Oooh, just the way I like it. RUFF!

I really need a good humping. :(

This is my favorite day of the week....HUMPDAY!

Works for me!

*humps HM*

We saved Snarky! Yay! *Gives Snarky a celebratory humping*

My turn! My turn!

The Monday Monster wrote:

Llama Prophet wrote:

Wait.... what?

Poor confused Poodle. Let me put you out of your misery. *Punt!*

Mmm. Put me out of my misery too.

*presents himself*

*pees himself*

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

piddles

*humps CDP 'Japanese Style'*

Poodle bukkake?

BANZAI!

*humps Snarky*

piddles

*humps CDP 'Japanese Style'*

Me too.

I just can't seem to get over the HUMP!

humps CDP

taig wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mrgh.

Let's turn that "Mrgh." upside down!

WLdp.

That's the best I can do...

Whenever I see those posts, I just think that littlezombie logged in on AZ's account...

*drops log on AZ's account*

Are there poodles in Cosmo's winkelwagen too?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I hate you Poodles!!!!

Don't be a hater. Be a Poodle, Greater!

That's OK, MoMo. I'm sure the other folks got some video on their cell phone cameras.

I saw it on youtube!

humps the computer monitor

humps Cockapoo

Freehold DM wrote:

I am sorry to hear that the twin goddesses of FAWtl are having such rough starts to their days. Here's hoping there is a turnaround!

*turns around, shakes his rump*

Ooh, nice.

humps FDMD

Ooh, that's gotta hurt......me next! Me next!

Well, OK. I was going to hump the metal dude, but you asked...

humps Cockapoo

I think I broke something.....

Wind?

sniffs CDP's butt then sneezes and wipes snout on the carpet

...aaaaannd it's Hump Day!

Group Hump!

Llama Prophet wrote:

Is this how time normally passes... really slowly... in the right order?

Hit that TuMo my loyal minion!

FIFY

Don't mind if I do.

humps TuMo

T.G.I.F.

TG it's French!????

GRRRR!!!!

chews on a throw pillow

There must be a lot of negative monsters waiting for me somehwere......

*licks CDP*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

We even added a cheesy 70s music sound track!

*faints*

*humps MoMo's Belle Bottoms*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

The Tuesday Monster wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Some of us like it ruff.

Me show you rough. *chases CDP with a bat*

*from the Abyss* Get him my loyal lackey!

You have a loyal lackey? Does he know about that time you spent with all of us in the Bahamas?

[ahnold]IT'S NOT A TUMO!!![/ahnold]

*Looks nervous* You can't hold me to that! Courtfool slipped something into my drink!

Yeah, well...uh.....it's like this....That was a placebo.

What? Those are lies! Damned lies!

*sniffs MoMo's butt*

{awakens from SAN drain-induced nap} Wha-?! Oh no, there are poodles all over this place!

{struggles, manages to crawl only a few inches} ARGH! My broken arms and legs are nearly useless. Must... escape... before they... notice me again...

*tilts head at moving hippeh*

It's moving! Hump it!

*humps hippeh*

Yankee Poodle wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh joy! It's Monday. That means MoMo is going to come around and pretend to care about us. But I know he doesn't. Not really. He just like to toy with our emotions.

He's probably a frenchie.

I'm actually Danish. *PUNT!*

Mmmmm....fresh danish

Om NOM NOM

All this sugar sure puts me in the mood for humping!

*humps MonMon*s

This place has Poodles with a death wish. *PUNT*

YIP!

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh joy! It's Monday. That means MoMo is going to come around and pretend to care about us. But I know he doesn't. Not really. He just like to toy with our emotions.

He's probably a frenchie.

I'm actually Danish. *PUNT!*

Mmmmm....fresh danish

Om NOM NOM

All this sugar sure puts me in the mood for humping!

*humps MonMon*s

Cockapoo wrote:

Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Fresh meat!

*humps hippeh*

YIP!

AUGH! Mon Dieu! C'est l'enfer caniche!

Le quitter! Arrêtez humping moi! {fumbles for beret and cigarette}

IT'S A FRENCHIE!!! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!

Pas si fort, s'il vous plaît!

Et je dois avoir une quinzaine de fractures et de plusieurs les organes internes rompus ... SO. CESSEZ. HUMPING. MOI !!!!!

Ooh la la. Hippeez zo tender...

Mais YIP!

{comes flying out of the Jack's thread} ...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- <WHUMP!>

{groans incoherently}

Fresh meat!

*humps hippeh*

YIP!

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I forget. Which Monster comes around on Thursdays?

I do.

We eat our own poop. All of us have halitosis.

Don't scorn the power of the Hug, bro.

Funny think is, even though I don't know what you are talking about, I know exactly WHAT you are talking about. Idiocy: it can be ignored, prayed for, quarantined, or beaten to death with a blunt instrument, but it cannot be engaged.

*'hugs' the plant man's leg*

There's plenty more where that came from!

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Hey, I need that limb.

*runs off with limb and looks for a good spot to bury it*

Hey spit that out!!

*stops to see if CrimJ is going to give chase*

*wags tail*

Grrrr....

Hey, I need that limb.

*runs off with limb and looks for a good spot to bury it*

Not even a groan?

Grooooaaaaannnn.......

*resumes humping the Jester's leg*

*dims the lights and puts on a Barry White CD*

Oh yeah......

What do ya mean?

IT'S HUMP DAY!

*humps thread*

The Monday Monster wrote:

Don't worry about me. I have very safe investments. I have a lot of stock in Poodle Pelts, which distributes pelts to the colder layers of the Abyss. Plus, I have a lot of Poodle souls stored safely in case the economy collapses.

When E.F. MoMo talks, people listen?

The Monday Monster wrote:

Oh, btw *punt*.

ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR- {lands in bookcase}

YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!

TriOmegaZero wrote:

An ounce of prevention and whatnot.

Well they say only so much humping a man can stand.

LIAR!

*humps Crimson Jester*

Yes but, what happens to the martian fecal matter? huh, tell me that !!

Om nom nom

What fecal matter?