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Itchy wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Wow, that's... a tad inappropriate!
but.. but... people didn't have stories with SEX Back then!!!

Wait a minute...

** spoiler omitted **

And prince Charming only had to "KISS" sleeping beauty to wake her up in the original stories.


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Dang dawg been hiding under the porch since those dang Dukes blew up the outhouse.

Going to change the name before I get to 10 posts. I just couldn't resist when I read a common hobbit name is Roscoe.


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@Tenro - Updated 114

Base Form:
114 - PL 10

Strength 5, Stamina 6, Agility 10, Dexterity 10, Fighting 1, Intellect 1, Awareness 1, Presence 0

Advantages
Benefit: Ambidexterity, Close Attack 6, Connected, Fearless, Great Endurance, Improvised Weapon, Move-by Action, Skill Mastery: Acrobatics, Uncanny Dodge

Skills
Acrobatics 6 (+16), Athletics 4 (+9), Expertise: Streewise 4 (+5), Insight 1 (+2), Stealth 4 (+14), Vehicles 1 (+11)

Powers
Base Form: Morph 1 (+20 Deception checks to disguise; Single form; Metamorph 2)
Enhanced Ability: Enhanced Agility 7 (+7 AGL)
Enhanced Ability: Enhanced Dexterity 8 (+8 DEX)
Enhanced Ability: Enhanced Stamina 5 (+5 STA)
Enhanced Ability: Enhanced Strength 4 (+4 STR)
Flight: Flight 5 (Speed: 60 miles/hour, 900 feet/round; Gliding)
Leaping: Leaping 5 (Leap 250 feet at 60 miles/hour)
Movement: Movement 3 (Safe Fall, Wall-crawling 2: full speed)
Protection: Protection 4 (+4 Toughness)
Regeneration: Regeneration 10 (Every 1 round)
Speed: Speed 5 (Speed: 60 miles/hour, 900 feet/round)

Offense
Initiative +10
Grab, +7 (DC Spec 15)
Throw, +10 (DC 20)
Unarmed, +7 (DC 20)

Complications
Enemy
Motivation: Thrills

Languages
Native Language

Defense
Dodge 10, Parry 7, Fortitude 10, Toughness 10, Will 7

Power Points
Abilities 20 + Powers 90 + Advantages 14 + Skills 10 (20 ranks) + Defenses 16 = 150

No changes

Melee Form:
Melee Form - PL 10

Strength 9, Stamina 6, Agility 3, Dexterity 2, Fighting 0, Intellect 1, Awareness 1, Presence 0

Advantages
Chokehold, Close Attack 10, Diehard, Fast Grab, Fearless, Great Endurance, Improved Grab, Improved Hold, Improved Smash, Interpose, Move-by Action, Power Attack, Takedown

Skills
Acrobatics 6 (+9), Athletics 4 (+13), Expertise: Streetwise 4 (+5), Insight 1 (+2), Stealth 4 (+7), Vehicles 1 (+3)

Powers
Enhanced Ability: Enhanced Stamina 5 (+5 STA)
Enhanced Ability: Enhanced Strength 9 (+9 STR)
Flight: Flight 5 (Speed: 60 miles/hour, 900 feet/round; Gliding)
Form 2: Morph 1 (+20 Deception checks to disguise; Single form; Custom 2: Morph forms)
Leaping: Leaping 5 (Leap 250 feet at 60 miles/hour)
Melee
. . Blade: Strength-based Damage 1 (DC 25; Penetrating 10, Reach (melee): 5 ft.)
. . Claws: Strength-based Damage 1 (DC 25; Multiattack, Reach (melee): 5 ft.)
. . Hammerfist: Strength-based Damage 1 (DC 25; Feature: More danaging against objects, Multiattack)
Movement: Movement 3 (Safe Fall, Wall-crawling 2: full speed)
Shield: Protection 10 (+10 Toughness; Impervious)
Speed: Speed 5 (Speed: 60 miles/hour, 900 feet/round)

Offense
Initiative +3
Blade: Strength-based Damage 1, +10 (DC 25)
Claws: Strength-based Damage 1, +10 (DC 25)
Grab, +10 (DC Spec 19)
Hammerfist: Strength-based Damage 1, +10 (DC 25)
Throw, +2 (DC 24)
Unarmed, +10 (DC 24)

Complications
Enemy
Motivation: Thrills

Languages
Native Language

Defense
Dodge 4, Parry 4, Fortitude 10, Toughness 16, Will 4

Power Points
Abilities 16 + Powers 90 + Advantages 22 + Skills 10 (20 ranks) + Defenses 12 = 150

Added - Chokehold, Fast Grab, Improved Grab, Improved Hold. Bumped fortitude up to 10. Couldn't increase strength it's already maxed out. Noticed that your Dodge and Rarry were very low so I used the remaing points to bump them up.

Ranged Form:
Ranged Form - PL 10

Strength 1, Stamina 5, Agility 10, Dexterity 10, Fighting 1, Intellect 1, Awareness 1, Presence 0

Advantages
Chokehold, Fast Grab, Fearless, Grabbing Finesse, Great Endurance, Improved Grab, Skill Mastery: Acrobatics, Uncanny Dodge

Skills
Acrobatics 6 (+16), Athletics 4 (+5), Expertise: Streetwise 4 (+5), Insight 1 (+2), Stealth 4 (+14), Vehicles 1 (+11)

Powers
Enhanced Ability: Enhanced Agility 7 (+7 AGL)
Enhanced Ability: Enhanced Dexterity 8 (+8 DEX)
Enhanced Ability: Enhanced Stamina 4 (+4 STA)
Flight: Flight 5 (Speed: 60 miles/hour, 900 feet/round; Gliding)
Form 3: Morph 1 (+20 Deception checks to disguise; Single form; Custom 2: Morph forms)
Leaping: Leaping 5 (Leap 250 feet at 60 miles/hour)
Movement: Movement 3 (Safe Fall, Wall-crawling 2: full speed)
Ranged
. . Groundspike: Burst Area Damage 10 (DC 25; Burst Area: 30 feet radius sphere, DC 20, Increased Range: ranged, Indirect 4: any point, any direction, Penetrating 10; Distracting)
. . Whipfist: Damage 10 (DC 25, Advantages: Fast Grab, Grabbing Finesse; Feature: Grappling hook, Increased Range: ranged, Precise)
Speed: Speed 5 (Speed: 60 miles/hour, 900 feet/round)

Offense
Initiative +10
Grab, +1 (DC Spec 20)
Groundspike: Burst Area Damage 10 (DC 25)
Throw, +10 (DC 16)
Unarmed, +1 (DC 16)
Whipfist: Damage 10, +10 (DC 25)

Complications
Motivation: Thrills
Quirk

Languages
Native Language

Defense
Dodge 10, Parry 10, Fortitude 5, Toughness 5, Will 5

Power Points
Abilities 20 + Powers 101 + Advantages 6 + Skills 10 (20 ranks) + Defenses 13 = 150

Added Fast Grab, Grabbing Finesse to whipfist. Bumped ranged attacks to rank 10.


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5e is out and free. It's supposed to take D&D back to 1st/2nd edition play style without any of the possibilities to min/max or power game like you can 3e and Pathfinder.


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Pathfinder JavaScript editor.


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PARKOUR!!!


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I look awesome Bedazzled.


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"Never get involved in a land war in Asia" - Fezzik


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My shoes are too tight, but it doesn't matter, because I have forgotten how to dance. - Londo

No other Sci-Fi show ever been able cram so much pathos in just one sentence as B5 could.


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Fighters are just meat shields for casters to hide behind, that's the main problem.


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Disney buys Marvel comics, makes the Avengers, earns 1 billion dollars.
This is a win for Star Wars.
It also prevents Lucas making anymore "improvements" to the original movies, also a win for Star Wars.


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I'm still not a zombie.


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Ross Byers wrote:
I removed some posts and changed the thread title to be a little less inflammatory.

Don't see how calling stupidity for what it is can be inflammatory.


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Mikaze wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
most popular in ny right now is the ban on walking around with open containers of liquid.

I...what...my mind.

New York, you used to be cool. What happened? :(

Rudy Giuliani and Mike Bloomberg.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:
Yes, youngsters, once upon a time sharp strips of metal were sold as toys.

Memories light the corners of my mind.

Misty, water-colored memories, of the way we were.

Zombie Cat's


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It's more important to bring the DM to tears than anything else.


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Benchak the Nightstalker wrote:
Darkwing Duck wrote:
Interesting. Then I guess I have to get another hypothesis as to why Marcel's kitchen flopped.

Probably some combination of:

A. Being on a channel that everyone loves to hate
B. Competing with Food Network
and
C. Being a mediocre show

Also half of the time it is nearly impossible for an average person to get the equipment needed to cook some of his recipes. I mean where the hell can you buy liquid nitrogen without having to fill out a bunch of licences and possibly and interview with homeland security.


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Producers and directors that just don't give a f##$.


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Lummpy the Hutt and Princess Bubbleia


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Jesus was a zombie.


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So when did Logan become the moral one?


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You hold your breath for a really long time.


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Have you not been paying attention, one speech a week for the last 3 months and weekly whitehouse broadcasts. If you're only watching the 24 hour news networks you might have missed them because for some reason the news networks don't broadcast everything he says.

All statistics show that all of your concerns, (economy, race relations, foreign affairs) have gotten better since Obama was elected. So what exactly is your proof that things have gotten worse since Bush was in office? Gut feelings and talking points from the 24 hour News networks don't count.


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Realmwalker wrote:
Deadmanwalking wrote:
shallowsoul wrote:
Doc Holiday in Tombstone would use two pistols at times.
You're right. Once or twice he does, but he hardly needs to. It's not an essential part of his fighting style...i.e. it's something he maybe burned one Feat on and doesn't try to reload while doing.
Even with semi-automatics most pros (police/soldiers) irl are going to single wield pistols it is more accurate and it allows for fast convenient reloading. My pistolero builds almost always use a single weapon.

In any John Woo movie everybody uses the two gun style because it's cooler. The question then becomes is Pathfinder closer to reality or a John Woo film? Everybody knows that reality sucks so Pathfinder's John Woo two gun style gunslinger automatically wins.


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Crimson Jester wrote:
What if I am the plutarchy?

Why would you want to worship a cartoon dog?

Spoiler:
Yes, I know what a plutarchy is.


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Rabblerouser wrote:

And Bobba Fett looks like he stepped off the set of The Rocketteer (which was an awful movie therefore Bobba Fett was also awful)

The Rocketteer had Jennifer Conley in a low cut gown and in a one piece, therefore the Rocketter was not an awful movie.


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Mass Effect decision tree


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So your favorite character is the racist caricature of a Jamaican.

Hmmm...no spice for you.


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Protest gay rights vs giving up coffee.

Coffee wins.


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Sebastian wrote:
All I know is that I'm going to be pissed when I survive the zombie apocalypse, fire up the generator in my old farm house, and can't play any new console games.

You can still play zombie vs. shotgun.


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All I can say is if the next-gen consoles are going to lock games to an online account I'm not going to buy either and use the money saved to upgrade my PC. Why buy a console when my PC can do every thing they can do but better. If they do game lock the consoles all they are effectively doing is selling a easy to set up gaming PC without the fine control of a real gaming PC. The only reason I play games on a console now is because I can re-sell my games.


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Superman
Batman
the Flash
Jean Grey
the Phoenix
Wolverine
Professor X
pretty much any character that was killed off should stay dead.


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Peeps eating Peeps


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Matthew Morris wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
In my state, SD, it's illegal to record a policeman while they are on duty. If that happened where I am the cop would have arrested the man and seized any recording devices for his trial. And because recording a cop on duty is a felony he would be facing up to 5 years.
Why? Why is it illegal? What's the threat that's so bad that every action of a policeman can't be monitored by a civilian?

The official answer is, if the police are constantly worried about being filmed and having their decisions second guessed they will not be able to preform their duties to the best of their abilities.

Unofficial answer is, redneck rural cops were misbehaving and getting caught on tape causing a lot of lawsuits so the law was passed to reduce the number of lawsuits.

Louis Agresta wrote:

With any luck that law may soon be declared unconstitutional and revoked.

A couple of cases are working through the system now.


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The US is the standard that rouge states aspire to.


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Find out who beats who with this link.

Conan vs Godzilla = Godzill wins 2,150,000 to 1,600,000


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Nitpickin' l33t1s7, I got yo grammer right here. *grabs crotch*


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HULK BITE INTO A SLIM JIM...OOOOOYEEEAAAAA!!!


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Tip to spellcasters, sure your genealogical chart is fully updated before casting epic level spells.


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Listing this under 'Topics That Will Piss Off a Pony'.


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I've got lots to say but it's all bile filled ramblings, personal attacks and self opinionated drek so I'm gonna keep quite instead of becoming a troll.


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Shhhh...

Hulk is contemplating Hulk’s own navel.


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And any reasonable and most unreasonable DM's will say "NO, start over with somthing less stupid."


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STR 10
DEX 8
CON 6
INT 10
WIS 6
CHR 5

1st level Commoner; please keep the cats away from me.


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Paul Watson wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
The only question that Hulk find hard is, "Do Hulk prefer Kirk or Hulk prefer Picard?"
Hah. Hulk finds that one easy. Hulk prefer Sisko!

Hulk not gay, Hulk prefer 7of9.


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Tic-Tock, 4th dimension calling.


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Hulk think Twilight good vampire flick.


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Abraham spalding wrote:

I apologize for my bit as well.

So to take things in a new direction I propose four new questions on corporations themselves:

1. Should corporations be treated as citizens?
2. Should corporations be allowed to spend their money on political statements?
3. How should legal responsibility be assigned in a corporation, and should those legally responsible be held responsible in all cases that the corporation is found guilty of illegal activity?

and lastly:
4. What can we do as a country (or as individuals) to help reduce the level of crap that corporations get away with?

1) Not unless the entire board of directors and the stockholders can be held personally responsible and punished, including jail time, for any crimes the corporation commits in their interest.

2) Yes but they should be limited to the same rules and regulations that a single individual is limited to. This means no anonymous donations or hidding behind PACs or other shells intended to hide corporate money.

3) See answer 1.

4) Bring back the draconian antitrust rules of the 40s and 50s. No corporation can hold more than a 20% market share in any area of production or service. Corporations can only donate funds to national political parties and are capped at $10,000 annually.


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feytharn wrote:
And that, irony or not, pretty much disqualifies you of having any decency. I hope, neither you nor someone you love will ever have to suffer from something that would make you understand the uglyness of what you wrote here.

My Dad beat "any decency" out of me by the time I was 15. I think I know more about uglyness than you will ever know.


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JMD031 wrote:
This thread needs less Leafar.

This thread needs less thread.

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