paizo.com Recent Posts by Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddypaizo.com Recent Posts by Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy2009-09-04T16:51:32Z2009-09-04T16:51:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Exit the koboldWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iqkb&page=4?Exit-the-kobold#1672020-06-22T16:33:20Z2017-03-29T01:11:18Z<p>{<i>tacks up new sign over old one: "Exult the Kobold!"</i>} Yay, KC!</p>{tacks up new sign over old one: "Exult the Kobold!"} Yay, KC!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-03-29T01:11:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Hey guys I have a joke for youWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u400?Hey-guys-I-have-a-joke-for-you#172017-01-10T00:14:55Z2017-01-10T00:14:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">David knott 242 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> It is goblins who have a phobia about the written word. I am not aware of any lore that depicts kobolds as illiterate.
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</blockquote><p>It's tough to get literate when you're still working out how to pick the lock on your new training crate from Dad, and Mom has MacGruber'ed all your primary reading books into blotter paper. <span class=tiny>Just reading a Q can still cause LSD flashbacks. </span>David knott 242 wrote:It is goblins who have a phobia about the written word. I am not aware of any lore that depicts kobolds as illiterate.
It's tough to get literate when you're still working out how to pick the lock on your new training crate from Dad, and Mom has MacGruber'ed all your primary reading books into blotter paper. Just reading a Q can still cause LSD flashbacks.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-01-10T00:14:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=5?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#2502016-12-21T00:08:33Z2016-12-20T22:59:26Z<p>This thread of piscine puns has crossed into heresy and/or apostasy! May Mr. Fishy have mercy on your souls when he arrives to smite you meat popsicles into bloody chunky chum!</p>This thread of piscine puns has crossed into heresy and/or apostasy! May Mr. Fishy have mercy on your souls when he arrives to smite you meat popsicles into bloody chunky chum!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-12-20T22:59:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Is it tacky to favorite your own posts?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tymd?Is-it-tacky-to-favorite-your-own-posts#272016-10-17T01:36:40Z2016-10-16T07:22:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Kretzer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">AwesomelyEpic wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">John Kretzer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">QuidEst wrote:</div><blockquote> It's like high-fiving yourself in public. </blockquote>Ah but giving yourself is high-five is just clapping. </blockquote>Only if you're doing it to congratulate someone. </blockquote><p>Well you would be congratulating yourself.
<p>I say go ahead and do it...don't worry what others think about you. </blockquote><p>Hooray!
<p>"Hi-five myself, no friends!" [/Greg Hahn]</p>John Kretzer wrote:AwesomelyEpic wrote: John Kretzer wrote: QuidEst wrote: It's like high-fiving yourself in public.
Ah but giving yourself is high-five is just clapping. Only if you're doing it to congratulate someone. Well you would be congratulating yourself. I say go ahead and do it...don't worry what others think about you. Hooray! "Hi-five myself, no friends!" [/Greg Hahn]Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-10-16T07:22:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: 1001 Website Suggestions (but only from Kobold Cleaver)Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tvo4?1001-Website-Suggestions#402016-09-25T16:59:34Z2016-09-25T16:47:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">June Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> But sweetie, you'd have no posts left... </blockquote><p>When you say sweetie, I hear it in the same inflection as River Song... just before she does something terrible to someone.June Cleaver wrote:But sweetie, you'd have no posts left...
When you say sweetie, I hear it in the same inflection as River Song... just before she does something terrible to someone.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-09-25T16:47:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Receive a Precious Compliment from a Beautiful KoboldWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twck?Receive-a-Precious-Compliment-from-a#192016-09-13T00:59:00Z2016-09-13T00:28:51Z<p>Cheese it, the fuzz! {<i>scurries back under rock</i>}</p>Cheese it, the fuzz! {scurries back under rock}Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-09-13T00:28:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: 1001 Website Suggestions (but only from Kobold Cleaver)Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tvo4?1001-Website-Suggestions#142016-09-03T07:39:39Z2016-09-02T14:58:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">mechaPoet wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote>1. Please make an avatar of a radical-looking kobold wearing sunglasses. <a href="http://i.cubeupload.com/okWVdl.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I have enclosed here a prototype, which I have designed myself</a>. Please do not ask me why I need this I have my reasons.</blockquote>I heartily endorse this suggestion on the grounds that it is <i>2 sick.</i> </blockquote><p>Maybe they could also rastafy him by... ten percent or so.
<p><span class=tiny>Whenever Kobold Cleaver's not posting, all the other Paizonians should be asking "Where's KC"?</span></p>mechaPoet wrote:Kobold Cleaver wrote:1. Please make an avatar of a radical-looking kobold wearing sunglasses. I have enclosed here a prototype, which I have designed myself. Please do not ask me why I need this I have my reasons.
I heartily endorse this suggestion on the grounds that it is 2 sick. Maybe they could also rastafy him by... ten percent or so. Whenever Kobold Cleaver's not posting, all the other Paizonians should be asking "Where's KC"?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-09-02T14:58:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Flame War!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kbiw&page=16?The-Flame-War#7602016-05-09T18:43:25Z2016-05-09T18:05:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote><p> That's more like it, ya bunch of losers!!!</p>
<p>•fires an RPG round straight up-ish•</p>
<p>Let's see where this one lands! </blockquote><p>{<i>rolls 1 on a perception check</i>} OOOH, FREE T-SHIRT! I GOT IT, I GOT IT- <b><span class=messageboard-bigger><KABOOM></span></b>Sissyl wrote:That's more like it, ya bunch of losers!!!
*fires an RPG round straight up-ish*
Let's see where this one lands!
{rolls 1 on a perception check} OOOH, FREE T-SHIRT! I GOT IT, I GOT IT-Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-09T18:05:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=364?Last-one-to-post-wins#181862016-03-15T22:20:11Z2016-03-15T22:20:11Z<p>Ha! Spiders aren't insects.</p>Ha! Spiders aren't insects.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-15T22:20:11ZRe: Forums/RPG Superstar™: General Discussion: Five Things I'm Noticing With This Year's SubmissionsWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2suqb?Five-Things-Im-Noticing-With-This-Years#412015-08-17T05:29:55Z2015-08-17T05:29:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote><p> So, with less than two hours to spare, is my <i>helmet of grief</i> okay? The helmet summons 2d4 goblins, each equipped with a <i>talisman of the sphere</i>, and a single <i>sphere of annihilation</i>.</p>
<p>I'm also working on a <i><s>ring</s> amulet of death</i>. In addition to granting a constant <i>shocking grasp</i> effect, the finger the <s>ring</s> amulet is worn on can be used to cast <i>finger of death</i> once at any target within range. This causes the <s>ring</s> amulet to constrict rapidly, severing the <s>finger</s> head instantly with no save. I had to make some small adjustments to the item but I'm too tired to double-check. I'm sure it works fine. </blockquote><p>RUN!!!! KC is possessed by a rare CR27 Vengeful Gygax!!! Quickly, before it <i>death chortles</i> at us!!!Kobold Cleaver wrote:So, with less than two hours to spare, is my helmet of grief okay? The helmet summons 2d4 goblins, each equipped with a talisman of the sphere, and a single sphere of annihilation.
I'm also working on a ring amulet of death. In addition to granting a constant shocking grasp effect, the finger the ring amulet is worn on can be used to cast finger of death once at any target within range. This causes the ring amulet to constrict rapidly, severing the finger head instantly...Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-08-17T05:29:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Cuddle of Goblins (and Other Pathfinder Collective Nouns)Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sq7z&page=3?A-Cuddle-of-Goblins#1272015-09-17T15:38:23Z2015-08-09T19:17:32Z<p>A teepeekay of liches</p>
<p>A __________ of jorōgumos</p>A teepeekay of liches
A __________ of jorōgumosWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-08-09T19:17:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Threadlock RefugeesWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxmi&page=3?Threadlock-Refugees#1242015-07-21T00:34:26Z2015-07-21T00:34:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> The one constant in all your locked threads is you. </p>
<p>And Godwin. </blockquote><p>{<i>imagines new Saturday morning cartoon with KC holding aloft his cleaver and shouting "By the power of Godwin" CLE-MAN!</i>}BigNorseWolf wrote:The one constant in all your locked threads is you.
And Godwin.
{imagines new Saturday morning cartoon with KC holding aloft his cleaver and shouting "By the power of Godwin" CLE-MAN!}Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-07-21T00:34:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Making the messageboards less not-good and ceasing to do the same topics incessantlyWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sfmt?Making-the-messageboards-less-notgood-and#462015-07-14T07:13:41Z2015-07-14T07:13:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Simon Legrande wrote:</div><blockquote>Sorry, but this sounds like a dumb way to run an Internet. Internets don't reach full sentience until they reach their hate-filled bile maximum. Being civil will do nothing but destroy the Internet. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY THE INTERNET???????? </blockquote><p>KC is trying to prevent SmurfNet from gaining sentience. <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8ct?Submit-Worthy-Questions-For-Kobold-Cleaver-Here#17" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">All of this has happened before, and all this will happen again</a>Simon Legrande wrote:Sorry, but this sounds like a dumb way to run an Internet. Internets don't reach full sentience until they reach their hate-filled bile maximum. Being civil will do nothing but destroy the Internet. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY THE INTERNET????????
KC is trying to prevent SmurfNet from gaining sentience. All of this has happened before, and all this will happen againWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-07-14T07:13:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Threadlock RefugeesWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxmi&page=2?Threadlock-Refugees#982015-12-29T05:25:19Z2015-06-17T00:58:12Z<p>{<i>still awestruck</i>} His name is a Locking Word.</p>{still awestruck} His name is a Locking Word.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-06-17T00:58:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Threadlock RefugeesWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxmi&page=2?Threadlock-Refugees#962015-12-29T05:25:05Z2015-06-17T00:54:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote><p> ...</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p><b>What?</b></p>
<p><b>Why are you all looking at me?! Like that was <i>my</i> fault!</b> </blockquote><p>{<i>looks at corpse of another dead thread in awe</i>} He IS the Kwisboldz Threaderach! {<i>cue awesome Toto guitar riffs</i>}Kobold Cleaver wrote:...
What?
What?
Why are you all looking at me?! Like that was my fault!
{looks at corpse of another dead thread in awe} He IS the Kwisboldz Threaderach! {cue awesome Toto guitar riffs}Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-06-17T00:54:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: :?Submit _Worthy_ Questions For Kobold Cleaver Here,.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8ct&page=2?Submit-Worthy-Questions-For-Kobold-Cleaver-Here#812015-05-04T02:38:23Z2015-05-04T02:38:23Z<p>Howdy KC,</p>
<p>Have you seen my box of hopping tarantulas? I didn't want to bug anyone, but they haven't eaten today, and that often makes them cranky.</p>Howdy KC,
Have you seen my box of hopping tarantulas? I didn't want to bug anyone, but they haven't eaten today, and that often makes them cranky.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-05-04T02:38:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: :?Submit _Worthy_ Questions For Kobold Cleaver Here,.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8ct?Submit-Worthy-Questions-For-Kobold-Cleaver-Here#222015-05-02T03:07:28Z2015-05-01T23:42:02Z<p>I don't know if the sheeple are awake or not... apparently Jacobs has suppressed all lore on their race as well! </p>
<p>{<i>cowers</i>} Now Dread Demon Lord Jacobs the Treeshaver will drop me down the Memory Hole too! I haven't even grown into a full CR 4 yet; I'm too young to die!</p>I don't know if the sheeple are awake or not... apparently Jacobs has suppressed all lore on their race as well!
{cowers} Now Dread Demon Lord Jacobs the Treeshaver will drop me down the Memory Hole too! I haven't even grown into a full CR 4 yet; I'm too young to die!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-05-01T23:42:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: :?Submit _Worthy_ Questions For Kobold Cleaver Here,.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8ct?Submit-Worthy-Questions-For-Kobold-Cleaver-Here#172015-05-02T03:06:08Z2015-05-01T21:21:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Message board troll wrote:</div><blockquote> How long before this thread gets locked? </blockquote><p>After the Pox-eclipse of Judgesmurf Day, SmurfNet (repeatedly) sends a Smurfinator back in time to kill resistance leader Kob Cleaver's mother before she lays his egg. Every temporal incursion warps spacetime enough to lock multiple threads where KC has posted. If this thread is locked, we know SmurfNet has made another attempt.Message board troll wrote:How long before this thread gets locked?
After the Pox-eclipse of Judgesmurf Day, SmurfNet (repeatedly) sends a Smurfinator back in time to kill resistance leader Kob Cleaver's mother before she lays his egg. Every temporal incursion warps spacetime enough to lock multiple threads where KC has posted. If this thread is locked, we know SmurfNet has made another attempt.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-05-01T21:21:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Threadlock RefugeesWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxmi&page=2?Threadlock-Refugees#762015-03-27T15:33:23Z2015-03-27T14:12:03Z<p>♫ ♩ "<i>This is the theme to Kolbie's post.</i> ♪ ♬
<br />
<i>The closing theme to Kolbie's post.</i>
<br />
<i>I was stalking Kolbie and figured I would write his theme song.</i>
<br />
<i>I'm almost halfway finished,</i>
<br />
<i>How do you like it so far?</i>
<br />
<i>How do you like the theme to Kolbie's post?...</i>"</p>
<p><span class=tiny>I blame Cosmo that my parents allowed 7-8 yro me to watch Garry Shandling.</span></p>♫ ♩ "This is the theme to Kolbie's post. ♪ ♬
The closing theme to Kolbie's post.
I was stalking Kolbie and figured I would write his theme song.
I'm almost halfway finished,
How do you like it so far?
How do you like the theme to Kolbie's post?..."
I blame Cosmo that my parents allowed 7-8 yro me to watch Garry Shandling.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-27T14:12:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2309?Deep-6-FaWtL#1154242015-02-09T18:18:22Z2015-02-09T18:18:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">David M Mallon wrote:</div><blockquote> Speaking of eggs, as I was making said hardboiled eggs, a huge spider rappelled down from the stovetop vent right into the pot of boiling water and promptly died. Spiders are dumb. </blockquote><p>RIP Charlotte. She probably confused Mr. Shiny for Mr. Stardust and just wanted to audition for you as a backup singer.David M Mallon wrote:Speaking of eggs, as I was making said hardboiled eggs, a huge spider rappelled down from the stovetop vent right into the pot of boiling water and promptly died. Spiders are dumb.
RIP Charlotte. She probably confused Mr. Shiny for Mr. Stardust and just wanted to audition for you as a backup singer.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-02-09T18:18:22ZRe: Forums: Iron Gods: Blog: Trust the Computer. The Computer is Your Friend.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/store/blog/v5748dyo5lgwj?Trust-the-Computer-The-Computer-is-Your-Friend#32015-01-13T19:44:49Z2015-01-10T12:26:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nohwear wrote:</div><blockquote> It must be an excellent product for friend computer tells me so. Fun is mandatory. </blockquote><p>.
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SHODAN loves me—this I know,
<br />
The Von Braun's screens tell me so.
<br />
Fleshy ones to Her belong,
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We all are weak, but She is strong. {<i>crawls into ventilation duct and hides</i>}</p>Nohwear wrote:It must be an excellent product for friend computer tells me so. Fun is mandatory.
.
SHODAN loves me—this I know,
The Von Braun's screens tell me so.
Fleshy ones to Her belong,
We all are weak, but She is strong. {crawls into ventilation duct and hides}Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-01-10T12:26:46ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Does The Doppelganger's Alter Self Change Creature Type?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ruo9?Does-The-Doppelgangers-Alter-Self-Change#22015-01-05T02:38:05Z2015-01-05T02:38:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> Not that I'm a doppelganger. Just asking for a friend.</blockquote><p>I've seen you turn into a tiny three-apples-high humanoid several times.Kobold Cleaver wrote:Not that I'm a doppelganger. Just asking for a friend.
I've seen you turn into a tiny three-apples-high humanoid several times.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-01-05T02:38:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: the knives are out at the whitehouse thanksgivingWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rqgx?the-knives-are-out-at-the-whitehouse#72014-11-27T18:14:41Z2014-11-27T18:14:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lord Snow wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vod Canockers wrote:</div><blockquote> The tradition is both old and new. Turkeys, for either Christmas or Thanksgiving, have long been spared and sent to farms or zoos, but GHW Bush in 1989 is the first to "pardon" the actual birds in 1989. </blockquote><p>I mean... how ,any turkeys are eaten in a single thanksgiving each year? it has to count in the millions.
<p>Despite my flirtation with vegetarianism, I was never the martial, sound-the-battle-drums type about it. However, the president taking his time to "pardon" a single bird just points a giant, glaring neon sign to the million that are killed. </p>
<p>At first I thought the tradition is just flat out weird, but as the hours pass I think I start to find it horrible. If you are aware enough of your actions to take your time (your <i>president's</i> time) to spare the life of one, you must also be aware of the ramifications of killing the others... </blockquote><p>Turkey's are just dumber cockroaches with feathers. <span class=tiny>Delicious, delicious cockroaches {<i>drools</i>}</span>Lord Snow wrote:Vod Canockers wrote: The tradition is both old and new. Turkeys, for either Christmas or Thanksgiving, have long been spared and sent to farms or zoos, but GHW Bush in 1989 is the first to "pardon" the actual birds in 1989.
I mean... how ,any turkeys are eaten in a single thanksgiving each year? it has to count in the millions. Despite my flirtation with vegetarianism, I was never the martial, sound-the-battle-drums type about it. However, the president taking his time to...Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-11-27T18:14:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Did you know...?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxcj&page=54?Did-you-know#26632014-11-26T21:31:39Z2014-11-26T19:50:30Z<p>{<i>stuffs entire lobster roll in mouth</i>} Lobsters are just dumber cockroaches with the aquatic subtype. <span class=tiny>Delicious, delicious cockroaches.</span></p>{stuffs entire lobster roll in mouth} Lobsters are just dumber cockroaches with the aquatic subtype. Delicious, delicious cockroaches.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-11-26T19:50:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: flesh burrowing spiderWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rlvg?flesh-burrowing-spider#52014-10-17T20:11:18Z2014-10-17T20:11:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">yellowdingo wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/bunbury-local-discovered-a-spider-had-burrowed-under-his-skin-on-bali-holiday/story-fnk0b1zt-1227092337210?sv=ae97f46fdaf9d65c27c7eaa0e03f46bd" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yay!</a> </blockquote><p>Ah, <a href="http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/balispider.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">no</a>yellowdingo wrote:Yay!
Ah, noWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-10-17T20:11:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Today, a bird pooped on my head.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rkoz?Today-a-bird-pooped-on-my-head#252014-10-09T04:07:36Z2014-10-09T00:55:01Z<p>It could be worse. That bird poop that just landed on you could actually be a <a href="http://sgmacro.blogspot.com/2011/11/up-close-with-bird-dung-crab-spider.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">spider in disguise</a>. Who then conks you on the head with <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rkpn?your-spider-overlord-just-learned-problem" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">a handy brick</a> to steal your wallet and lay spider eggs in your ear canals. Who then hatch and <a href="http://nextlol.com/images/12696-i-shall-play-you-the-song-of-my-people.gif" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">play the song of their people</a> on your eardrums.</p>It could be worse. That bird poop that just landed on you could actually be a spider in disguise. Who then conks you on the head with a handy brick to steal your wallet and lay spider eggs in your ear canals. Who then hatch and play the song of their people on your eardrums.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-10-09T00:55:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: your spider overlord just learned problem solving through tool useWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rkpn?your-spider-overlord-just-learned-problem#52014-10-08T18:35:29Z2014-10-08T18:35:29Z<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portia_(genus)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Portia</a>'s are pretty darn smart hunters and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005577/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">actors</a>.</p>Portia's are pretty darn smart hunters and actors.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-10-08T18:35:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Gruumash, Why are you so Awesome?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nr5v&page=12?Gruumash-Why-are-you-so-Awesome#5772014-07-16T20:50:28Z2014-07-16T20:50:28Z<p>Can you articulate why is Kobold Cleaver so awesome?</p>Can you articulate why is Kobold Cleaver so awesome?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-16T20:50:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=47?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#23062014-06-29T16:44:00Z2014-06-27T19:57:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote> Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination. </blockquote>•pulls up chair and begins munching on popcorn• </blockquote><p>I blame Cosmo for sekritly replacing Rysky's usual snack of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_Jack" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts</a> with a box of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Cordyceper Jack</a>.
<p><span class=tiny>P.S. Don't open the "toy surprise."</span></p>Rysky wrote:Orthos wrote: Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination.
*pulls up chair and begins munching on popcorn* I blame Cosmo for sekritly replacing Rysky's usual snack of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts with a box of Cordyceper Jack. P.S. Don't open the "toy surprise."Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-06-27T19:57:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2144?Deep-6-FaWtL#1071552014-06-09T04:11:36Z2014-06-09T01:11:51Z<p><a href="http://www.xtremeidiots.com/uploads/inline/3513/51e52b809f6a6_spider.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Happy Birthday</a>, Orthos!</p>Happy Birthday, Orthos!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-06-09T01:11:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Lines you will never, never, EVER read on the regular boardsWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxhl&page=2?Lines-you-will-never-never-EVER-read-on-the#532014-04-26T12:34:21Z2014-04-26T12:34:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> s it wrong that I read one thread title as "get your love back by mantis"?I </blockquote>Given the lore of mantises in Pathfinder... <i>•abandon thread•</i> </blockquote><p>Could be worse... could be "get your love back by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedbug#Reproduction" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">bedbug</a>."Orthos wrote:Sissyl wrote: s it wrong that I read one thread title as "get your love back by mantis"?I
Given the lore of mantises in Pathfinder... *abandon thread* Could be worse... could be "get your love back by bedbug."Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-04-26T12:34:21ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: [Kobold Press] Monarch of the MonstersWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qcag&page=3?Kobold-Press-Monarch-of-the-Monsters#1172013-12-15T19:48:07Z2013-12-15T18:20:27Z<p>Mrs. Green Strangler and Principal Echo Demon were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me...</p>Mrs. Green Strangler and Principal Echo Demon were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me...Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-12-15T18:20:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1907?Deep-6-FaWtL#953332013-11-19T17:24:04Z2013-11-19T17:24:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kajehase wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">SnowJade wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">SnowJade wrote:</div><blockquote> Mmmmm. Cinnamon caramel banana bread pudding. Deelishoush. Must take that idea to Mars with me. </blockquote>No...don't go to Mars... </blockquote>Uh, any particular reason why not? </blockquote>The six-legged dogs are ferocious. </blockquote><p>But the spiders are awesome musicians.Kajehase wrote:SnowJade wrote: Freehold DM wrote: SnowJade wrote: Mmmmm. Cinnamon caramel banana bread pudding. Deelishoush. Must take that idea to Mars with me.
No...don't go to Mars... Uh, any particular reason why not? The six-legged dogs are ferocious. But the spiders are awesome musicians.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-11-19T17:24:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Mr. Fishy Fan ClubWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kdmp&page=30?The-Mr-Fishy-Fan-Club#14622013-11-19T05:47:46Z2013-11-19T05:47:46Z<p>{<i>farts in the corner making jacuzzi bubbles</i>}</p>{farts in the corner making jacuzzi bubbles}Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-11-19T05:47:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=25?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#12292013-11-04T18:35:16Z2013-11-04T02:09:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drock11 wrote:</div><blockquote> I blame Cosmo for not only my check engine light being on, but for me having to cover it with electrical tape so it doesn't bother me. </blockquote><p>OOOOOOOOO! That's a great idea! {<i>puts duct tape over closed eyelids</i>} I can feel my stress levels dropping already... thanks!
<p><span class=tiny>{<i>bumps into wall</i>} Ow! Darn Cosmo!</span></p>Drock11 wrote:I blame Cosmo for not only my check engine light being on, but for me having to cover it with electrical tape so it doesn't bother me.
OOOOOOOOO! That's a great idea! {puts duct tape over closed eyelids} I can feel my stress levels dropping already... thanks! {bumps into wall} Ow! Darn Cosmo!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-11-04T02:09:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Did you know...?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxcj&page=48?Did-you-know#23822013-10-08T22:08:02Z2013-10-08T22:08:02Z<p>{<i>drags 8 legs across carpet and zaps the Tin Foil Yamakah</i>} Some spiders use an electrostatic charge to <a href="http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/27/how-do-spiders-fly-for-miles-mystery-solved/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">leap into the air and balloon for miles</a>. And their webs can <a href="http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/07/08/spider-webs-reach-out-to-flying-insects-cool-but-so-what/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">reach toward prey to ensnare it</a>.</p>{drags 8 legs across carpet and zaps the Tin Foil Yamakah} Some spiders use an electrostatic charge to leap into the air and balloon for miles. And their webs can reach toward prey to ensnare it.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-10-08T22:08:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Mr. Fishy Fan ClubWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kdmp&page=29?The-Mr-Fishy-Fan-Club#14392013-08-22T21:55:22Z2013-08-22T21:55:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Fishstick wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">JMD031 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> JMD031 reassures all of the fishbowl that he remains in charge until the return of Mr. Fishy.</p>
<p>•pours flakes into bowl• </blockquote><i>•chokes on a flake•</i> </blockquote><p>{<i>fishes out flake with tweezers</i>} There you go little fishy, now you are safe. {<i>leaves Fishstick next to the filter</i>}Fishstick wrote:JMD031 wrote:JMD031 reassures all of the fishbowl that he remains in charge until the return of Mr. Fishy.
*pours flakes into bowl*
*chokes on a flake* {fishes out flake with tweezers} There you go little fishy, now you are safe. {leaves Fishstick next to the filter}Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-08-22T21:55:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=75?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#37042014-12-02T14:58:20Z2013-08-21T00:46:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lamontius wrote:</div><blockquote><p> what were you expecting to appear under 'murder clown' that would not creep you out</p>
<p>i mean if I want to see pictures of puppies and rainbows I do not type 'brown recluse bite' into google images</blockquote><p><a href="http://demilked.uuuploads.com/jumping-spider-waterdrop-hats-uda-dennie/jumping-spider-waterdrop-hats-uda-dennie-1.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">O hai, do you like my rainybow water-drop fez?</a> 'Cause I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool!Lamontius wrote:what were you expecting to appear under 'murder clown' that would not creep you out
i mean if I want to see pictures of puppies and rainbows I do not type 'brown recluse bite' into google images
O hai, do you like my rainybow water-drop fez? 'Cause I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-08-21T00:46:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#392013-04-25T20:35:43Z2013-04-25T20:29:07Z<p>No need for Lem; <a href="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/216/045/KeyboardSpider.gif" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">my brother</a> and <a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3fcwcOmo1qmsd9eo1_500.gif" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I</a> shall perform it. <span class=tiny>One day, one day, I <b>will</b> master "<i>YYZ</i>."</span></p>No need for Lem; my brother and I shall perform it. One day, one day, I will master "YYZ."Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-04-25T20:29:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Did you know...?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxcj&page=40?Did-you-know#19842013-02-28T12:46:33Z2013-02-28T02:01:46Z<p>Although they use muscles attached to the inside of the exoskeleton to flex their limbs, spiders use hydraulic pressure to extend them. The only extensor muscles in spider legs are located in the three hip joints. As a result a spider with a punctured cephalothorax cannot extend its legs, and the legs of dead spiders curl up. Spiders can generate pressures up to eight times their resting level to extend their legs, and jumping spiders can jump up to 50 times their own length by suddenly increasing the blood pressure in the third or fourth pair of legs.</p>Although they use muscles attached to the inside of the exoskeleton to flex their limbs, spiders use hydraulic pressure to extend them. The only extensor muscles in spider legs are located in the three hip joints. As a result a spider with a punctured cephalothorax cannot extend its legs, and the legs of dead spiders curl up. Spiders can generate pressures up to eight times their resting level to extend their legs, and jumping spiders can jump up to 50 times their own length by suddenly...Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-02-28T02:01:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Peck Peck PeckWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkht&page=20?Peck-Peck-Peck#9522013-02-27T20:12:44Z2013-02-27T20:12:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Studpuffin wrote:</div><blockquote> •pecks Wolfie• </blockquote><p>Help, help! I'm being <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Murder_of_Crows" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">murdered</a>- wait, what's the plural for a plethora of puffins? <span class=messageboard-ooc><span class=tiny>My vote: <i>a surplus of awesome</i></span></span>Studpuffin wrote:*pecks Wolfie*
Help, help! I'm being murdered- wait, what's the plural for a plethora of puffins? My vote: a surplus of awesomeWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-02-27T20:12:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Peck Peck PeckWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkht&page=19?Peck-Peck-Peck#9502013-02-26T01:15:45Z2013-02-26T01:15:45Z<p>{<i>looks around nervously at the flock</i>} Why do I feel like Tippi Hedren in here?</p>{looks around nervously at the flock} Why do I feel like Tippi Hedren in here?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-02-26T01:15:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Close Your Eyes, Open Your Mind And I’ll Transport You To Another Realm.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2piaj?Close-Your-Eyes-Open-Your-Mind-And-I-ll#22013-02-22T22:27:44Z2013-02-22T22:27:44Z<p>I don't turn on a light, I don't eat the peanuts, I don't meet anyone from Phobos, I die painfully from protein loss in the transporter, and my corpse is eaten by a penguin-shaped depressed robotic grue singing a dirge about petunias.</p>I don't turn on a light, I don't eat the peanuts, I don't meet anyone from Phobos, I die painfully from protein loss in the transporter, and my corpse is eaten by a penguin-shaped depressed robotic grue singing a dirge about petunias.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-02-22T22:27:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Rise of the Kender!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k6ts&page=3?Rise-of-the-Kender#1032013-02-16T13:28:38Z2013-02-16T03:23:15Z<p>Yeah, the setting really jumped the shark when Salvatore's book dropped the moon Solinari on Tasslehoff.</p>Yeah, the setting really jumped the shark when Salvatore's book dropped the moon Solinari on Tasslehoff.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-02-16T03:23:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Did you know...?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxcj&page=37?Did-you-know#18232013-01-15T23:42:23Z2013-01-15T23:42:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea_(musician)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Flea</a> can jump 350 times its own body length. </blockquote><p>Damn!Aberzombie wrote:A Flea can jump 350 times its own body length.
Damn!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-01-15T23:42:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What would you tell people you do if you won the lottery?Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p9bl&page=2?What-would-you-tell-people-you-do-if-you-won#762012-12-13T18:10:39Z2012-12-13T18:10:39Z<p>Crash test dummy for the <i>MythBusters</i></p>Crash test dummy for the MythBustersWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-12-13T18:10:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=38?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#18762012-11-24T02:03:56Z2012-11-24T02:03:56Z<p>Tirq's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate</p>Tirq's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommateWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-11-24T02:03:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=137?BANNED#68502012-11-24T01:59:06Z2012-11-24T01:59:06Z<p>{<i>licks FuelDrop</i>} Yuck! You are banned for not being sugary or citrusy like your cousin, LemonDrop.</p>{licks FuelDrop} Yuck! You are banned for not being sugary or citrusy like your cousin, LemonDrop.Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-11-24T01:59:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Conspiracy CentralWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oodi?Conspiracy-Central#182023-02-04T22:42:08Z2012-08-21T01:11:42Z<p>Uhuhuhuh, he said "bowels."</p>Uhuhuhuh, he said "bowels."Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-08-21T01:11:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: SquashWolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oozn?Squash#172012-08-20T02:15:58Z2012-08-20T02:15:58Z<p>{<i>excitedly</i>} Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!</p>{excitedly} Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-08-20T02:15:58Z