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Also, maybe I should not point errors with my penis...

Today's lunch: 1 liter package of chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

Flagged some more... Seriously, with more sensible names those posts could hide in the Off-Topic longer.

Got a call from television company where I sent my application for a call center work... Tomorrow at this hour I'll be having an interview.

:D

EDIT: Oh, hey, you know, I realize I dyslexicated again. Sorry. ... see, Imrijka is on the left (it's clear because of the hat), and Valeros is on the right (you can tell because he has no hat).

Okay, whew. Glad we got that sorted out!

EDIT 2: Like, seriously, after three decades, I should be able to tell my right from my left. Bother it all, Dyslexiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Raise your hands and spread your fingers. The one hand where thumb and index finger form capital letter "L" is the left one.

Set wrote:

...had the sex.

This is how I refer to it from now on.

"He wouldn've been born, but his parents had the sex."

"Then it's safe to assume that at some stage you and your wife have had sexual intercourse?"

Drejk wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I must say that people are insane.

I just have less and less faith in the human race.

You mean you had some faith in them in the first place?!

Some.

By the way, the translator on FB is horrid. I can understand 1/3 of your posts. ;)

Taking into account that about 1/3rd or 1/4th of my posts is in English anyway...

I must say that people are insane.

I just have less and less faith in the human race.

You mean you had some faith in them in the first place?!

My nap was disrupted by knocking on the door. I got up and went to check to see pretty girl handing me a 1 liter bottle of Coca Cola. Sometimes it's worth to get up from bed...

New favourite song! :D

Love Came Looking For Me

Nice.

Sabaton...

Scint avatar even looks like teacher.

A dwarf artificer becomes infected with virulent high-functionality zombie plague after eating infected meat from a deer he accidentally run over while testing one of his creation, a golem walker... Only a careful investigation discovers that the flesh-eating deer was sent by a mad blight druid wanting to take revenge on the dwarf for unknown crimes.

Sounds like a plot for an adventure. Or a short story.

EDIT: Ninja'ed by a badger...

So now we don't have to fear zombie-deers... Aparently this is a deer revnant hauntng Tordek... *shivers*

It's going to haunt only you, right? We don't have to watch for hordes of undying deers?

Gary Teter wrote:

Man what a gorgeous weekend. Several hours of hiking* by the Boulder River, waterfalls, forest gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous. And they have rocks!! And pine cones!! And so many doggies!

*Daddy may be a little sore from carrying the howdah

howdah 1

That confidence of a successful slave driver...

You all gone die more then.

You all gone die!

So we can expect drunk FHDM in a few more hours?

Can I have tentacles?

No more than twelve. And no self-hentai scenes. We will have direct brain pleasure stimulators for that.

I wonder what it would take to get Mike Mignola to do a complete graphic novel adaptation of Lord of the Rings? If anyone could make Tom Bombadil seem badass, it would be him.

Meh. I want more Hellboy.

It would end badly.

Badly for whom? The poster? The trolls? The forum? The internet? The world as we know it?

So, 1 package of good or labor equates 20 gp but one package of influence equates 30 gp?

A few first notes: in Pathfinder HD and BAB are generally linked to each other - 1/2 BAB to d6, 3/4 BAB to d8 and full BAB to d10. Is there any particular reason why Manadancer uses d6 instead of d8 and Manablade d8 instead of d10?

Also, for comparison: Mage and Blaster.

Arcane marking this thread for later.

There is no such thing as too many monsters...

crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies Revisited

Aslan already took over Paizo?!

You can pay with my firstborn anytime you want.

Laptop back in action. After an argument on phone with my father ("you don't want to do it because you don't want to speak with me on Skype" *sigh*) I jury-rigged temporary solution by cutting the power cord from this laptop's broken charger and using it to connect working charger from old broken laptop.

I still blame Cosmo that singing "Blame Cosmo!" Does not sound as good as singing "Blame Canada!".

taig wrote:

Drejk wrote:

But what about zloty?!

I had to change it due to unforseen circumstances.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

That said, I think I just came up with the name of the wizard who created these monsters. Drejk the can you give me the Polish translation of the word badger and the name Mike?

Michał Borsuk [mihaw borsook]

EDIT: It's a perfectly valid name in Polish, Google gave 129,000 hits for it in fact.

But what about zloty?!

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Cosmo.

Come on now, there are limits to what the man is responsible for. That was uncalled for.

I blame Cosmo's Mustache for Cosmo... Or was it the other way around?

Last sessions my players started questioning the things I did.

Two examples. 1. I had a undead (Wraith) take a five foot step so the other undead could flank. They first asked me why it took that step. So I told them. They opposed, saying that an undead would never do that because they're not intelligent. So I told them it had a higher int then most of them. (They went along with that.)

Actually wraiths have standard Intelligence score of 14. Higher than average fighter, barbarian or ranger. Also, flanking is a basic combat technique that is successfully used by pack creatures with intelligence score of 1-2. Ask them, how they went to mistakenly believe that undeads are unintelligent - ask them to point you undeads in bestiary that are unintelligent beyond skeleton and zombies...

The other example, a human enemy walked 40 foot. He was a monk, but they didn't know. They said i did it wrong and recounted the squares for me, afther they counted I just said "yes" and went on to attack them. That player didn't want to take the damage and explained again. In the end I angrily told them to take the damage and move on. They all presumed that I didn't want to admit my "mistake". But I didn't want to tell me it was a monk they were fighting.

Show them the rulebook. Show them the multiple possibilities for an opponent to have higher than standard speed: barbarian class, monk class, cleric Travel domain, Fleet feat, various magic items, creature with speed higher than 30 feet using disguise self to look like human.

I dislike that they question me, I hardly ever make mistakes and know the rules better than any of them. I'm not sure if I want to confront them directly because the tend to take it very personaly. Should I confront them anyway or should I just put up with they're questions?

As was already suggested, speak with them - but don't make it a confrontation between you and them, however, just explain to them that they are making baseless assumptions about their enemies they known nothing about.

I blame Cosmo for lack of work.

Back from session. No one died and shadows had much less impact than I hoped. On the plus side one of the PCs destroyed bag of holding with the loot and bad guys (half umbral dragon fetchling sorcerer and his umbral dragon brother) fell into the depths of the edge of shadow plane and managed to stabilize. So the party see them somewhere in the future eager for revenge. Oh, and the rest of loot beyond the bag were rings worn by the shadowy siblings... So they only gained loot from earlier chest. Muhahahaha.

BluePigeon wrote:

Dropped my DROID in a tall glass of ice teas last night. F@#$$%!

How exactly does that happen?

(Maybe it wasn't the droid you were looking for...)

Successful roll to hit is not always good...

In soviet Russia Cosmo blames you!

In stalinist Russia Cosmo's mustache blames you!

In soviet Russia Cosmo blames you!

Unconscious for 2+ days? Starvation and thirst rules kick in...

How to design downtown Redmond:

Get a Pollack-sized (at least 10x15 feet) canvas and carefully stretch it to the frame and lay it on the floor. This will be the map.

Get several buckets of paint and some chimpanzees. Some dice are also handy.

Find a keg or a case of tequila. If using tequila, ensure it is in plastic containers so the chimps don't hurt themselves. Reserve some tequila.

Give booze to chimps. Give paint buckets to chimps.

Wait. Apply reserved tequila to supervisor.

Remove paint buckets and chimps.

Roll dice to determine which paint colors are one-way streets.

You've got a city! Try not to get lost.

Sooo, when Paizo is going to use that method when designing mega-dungeon?

But I shaved and everything...

Well, this might be the source of Zombie's reaction...

It's Cosmo's fault that his name does not fit as a replacement for Canada in Blame Canada song.

WE WANT BONES!

WE WANT BONES!
WE WANT BONES!

AND RAZOR COAST TOO!

At first I read that as WE WANT BOOBS...

Here's a clockwork assassin.

Titit! A spider! A clockwork spider! Weee.

Not that I have fondness for spiders, not at all.

Next time he whine what a failure you are tell him that what a failure is a man that doesn't deserve respect of his children...

The nicest monster I've done yet for Frightful Fridays!

Like an underwater unicorn...

I don't know what happened to the deer.

Now a zombie deer stalks the roads of Texas...

Good you are ok, those beasts can rip a car apart just to get to a juice flesh inside...

Ah, you should've let me know, Comrade Meatrace. I could've shown her around...

That's exacly why he didn't tell you... With that whiole goblin fetish for streets. :P

Anyone else remember when Pathfinder used to be about kicking in the door, slaying the monster, and getting the loots?

You mean never?

Isn't thinking that elves should be bisexual wrong? I mean why?

Why would it be wrong? They are different species, with different biological, psychological and cultural traits. They don't have to conform to proportions of sexual orientation characteristic to human species.