Who is that masked DM?'s page

TheWhiteknife wrote:

Can I come along too?

No seriously, that sounds like an awesome time.

Sure, the more the merrier.

We've got five acres, so bring a tent!

still outside on the phone

They mentioned something about a compound. 5 acres or so. Yeah this sounds big. Double the standard fee.

Can I come along too?

No seriously, that sounds like an awesome time.

steps outside to make a phone call

Yeah...yeah. It's going down sometime soon. Libertarians and Communists. Yeah, they're armed. Don't know when. I'll keep you posted.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmmmmrrrrgggh?

FreeholdDM said he likes to kill zombies. I tried to get his brain for you, but he's a wily one.

Oh reeeeallly? Well then...

shambles off to hunt FreeholdDM

Be careful. I hear he's got friends in high places.

Any word on cheesecake?

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Its all good. You are new, didn't know. :)

Now you do.... ;)

Actually, I kinda lurked for a looooooong time until I felt like posting. I'm the observer type before I interact.

If it means anything, I was even reading back then when your hubby introduced you to the system.

You can be a voyeur for only so long. Then you pick the right time to do a cannonball lunge into the deep end of the pool. :P

See I knew this, but was offering you an out. Now we all know that you knew better, we will have to punish you now. ;)

*Lynn, bring out the whip!!*

Whips are going to be involved? Sign me up!

Uri, if this site allowed quotes, what you said would be mine.

Lyingbastard wrote:

Dude looking at porn on his laptop during a session.

Seriously - party had gotten through trapped ruins, and found the lair of an ancient dragon underneath. The dragon returned while we were exploring, and half the party was panicking due to Dragon Fear (AD&D campaign)... and I look over, and dude is watching porn on his laptop.

That beats playing WoW by miles... Honestly, why do guys like this show up at the gaming table anyway? (I don´t give a damn if anybody watches porn - but, hey, do it at home, will ya?!)

Stefan

Yeah..what's wrong with those people?!?! looks around nervously

Any luck with the cheesecake? I'm on vacation now so I can actually follow links.

And jello-covered ladies....

Any more cheesecake-oriented pics? My birthday is coming up in a few months and I fear I can't wait that much longer!!

So, what'd I miss?

That our genitals are within arm's reach is proof that God loves us.

I have been looking forever for the picture of the Lovers card from the HP Lovecraft-inspired Tarot that came out a few years ago and I can't find it! "twould have been a wonderful part of this thread. Ah well.

LEG, I'm sorry the paladinas didn't taste so good. Were they less filling, at the very least?

Beautiful is! Chaos too dim multiverse is to notice most the of.

I proudly cast my vote for KINKY!

Snorter wrote:

Susan Draconis wrote:

Found easier access infos. It's all about the easy access.

So; you wearing a pair of those 'Old Prospector's Pants', with the door in the back?

Heck no. Skirts give the easiest access.

Susan...will you marry me? I mean, I'm no Dagon, but I do make a mean grilled salmon over rice pilaf.

I finally saw it. Now, I cannot unsee. I don't know what I did right, but I do know this game(and its' expansions) are my reward for a life well lived. Thank you, God.

Snorter wrote:

Anyone here tried THIS GAME?

I'd have thought it was right up your alley (so to speak).

lol i agree

that might be the poor cleric :P

It's not letting me see it! I wanna see it so that I may never unsee it!

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

I think Dagon, while not into sex himself, may want her to marry one of his fish people so she can become a new wellspring of those weird half-fish people for him, as in the original story. While he's not a sexual being himself, Dagon may enjoy watching. As I might. ::sets up camcorder::

jajaja i do agree

masked DM? cani have a copy?

Let's see if she takes up Dagon on the offer....

Hugo Solis wrote:

This looks like a job for Kayos Chibi style! What you day Kayos? ;)

Heh, I can certainly give it a go. I'll add it to the rapidly growing to do list (I have friends demanding chibis from me now!) and will try to get it done in time.

When's your birthday masked DM? (hopefully I won't get too wrapped up in making you a day gift and forget drawing stuff for christmas and taking the time to draw at least one thing for me for my own bday.. then there's new years.. busy busy!)

December 21st..I realize it's short notice, but I just figured out what I wanted...a lifetime of having a birthday too close to christmas means I usually don't get much time to think about what I want(I usually get it on my own beforehand or afterwards).

I'm not sure if chibi is the way to go on this one...but the chibi cheesecake had me laughing so hard, I had to save it on deviantart. I say go for it, but keep it lascivious!

I think Dagon, while not into sex himself, may want her to marry one of his fish people so she can become a new wellspring of those weird half-fish people for him, as in the original story. While he's not a sexual being himself, Dagon may enjoy watching. As I might. ::sets up camcorder::

After all this time, I've finally figured out what I'd like to see.

My birthday is coming up and I'd like a cheesecakey pic of our beloved sorceress and thief(and perhaps the cleric and paladin looking on in [voluptuous] disapproval) wishing me a happy birthday!

Is that too many people in one pic? I'm not 100% sure how this thing works...

Wolf Munroe wrote:

Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

Great. Now I'm really trying not to think about a hypersexualized chaos breast.

If that's a typo, it's the best typo ever.

::weeping with laughter::

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

Susan Draconis wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

First of all, I must thank the OP for creating this thread and sharing her story, and apologize for arriving to this thread so late.

But to answer the question posed, no, there are not enough tentacles. In fact, there can never be too many tentacles. They're kinda like dice that way.

It's not late if the game and therefore the question is still going on.

And that's why somewhere in the Abyss there is a plane made entirely of tentacles. And if there wasn't then there is now.

Do they have any vacation packages? Because if they do, there are a few people I'd like to drop off there for an...extended stay...yeah, that's it.

A very long extended stay. I'm thinking they have some *ahem* permanent vacation packages. All it costs is their soul...

Susan, this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Provided you become my travel agent, that is.

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

First of all, I must thank the OP for creating this thread and sharing her story, and apologize for arriving to this thread so late.

But to answer the question posed, no, there are not enough tentacles. In fact, there can never be too many tentacles. They're kinda like dice that way.

It's not late if the game and therefore the question is still going on.

And that's why somewhere in the Abyss there is a plane made entirely of tentacles. And if there wasn't then there is now.

Do they have any vacation packages? Because if they do, there are a few people I'd like to drop off there for an...extended stay...yeah, that's it.

First of all, I must thank the OP for creating this thread and sharing her story, and apologize for arriving to this thread so late.

But to answer the question posed, no, there are not enough tentacles. In fact, there can never be too many tentacles. They're kinda like dice that way.

Happy Cheesecake Day, everyone!

lastknightleft wrote:

"my roomate must have put that gay porn on my computer"

Which one?

'Pokecrack Mountain'?

'Shaving Ryan's Privates'?

'28 Gays Later'?

'Harry Botter and the Philosopher's Bone'?

'A Knight's Tail'?

'Black Stalk Down'?

'Clear and Present Donger'?

'Non-Con Air'?

ROTFL!!

Beefcake? BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say start with the above poster.

Lilith wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

I'd like a cheesecake pic of the iconic Pathfinder sorcerer and rogue making out.

This is approaching the lineart finished stage, from there it will go to coloring.

Merisiel. Seoni. In the bathhouse.

Seoni is my imaginary bisexual girlfriend.

She's imaginary?

I.Malachi wrote:

She's more beautiful than I imagined. Hugo, you rock. Royally.

I'm glad you liked it!

Patrick, I have a few questions on Halani: Do you whant her in a non-adventuring style? or ready for combat? Is she an aasimar or an elf (I think elf). Weapons in hand? boots, sandals or what do you like? Please email me as much details/background as possible as well as a little idea on how would you like her drawn, for she's kinda a model/rogue and those poses can be quite different.

** spoiler omitted **

My God. There are no words to describe how beautiful this is.

Chibi cheesecake?

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

I...must see that. See that, I must, so that I cannot unsee. New background, my laptop needs. Forward to me, if you will.

It's right here (NSFW).

I had to reconnect twice, my wireless card got too excited! Pathfinder needs more cheesecake like this!

Snorter wrote:

Haven't you already done that?

Or was that with Nualia?

I'd check, but I seem to have gone blind :)

Seoni & Nualia, yes. :)

I...must see that. See that, I must, so that I cannot unsee. New background, my laptop needs. Forward to me, if you will.

I'd like a cheesecake pic of the iconic Pathfinder sorcerer and rogue making out.