paizo.com Recent Posts by Warforged Jackpaizo.com Recent Posts by Warforged Jack2009-02-23T15:05:13Z2009-02-23T15:05:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1704?Deep-6-FaWtL#851552013-05-23T14:02:41Z2013-05-23T14:02:41Z<p>•hoists an ale to the crowd•</p>*hoists an ale to the crowd*Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2013-05-23T14:02:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=992?Deep-6-FaWtL#495642012-05-09T20:27:06Z2012-05-09T20:27:06Z<p>Stand back! I have this.</p>
<p>•gets buried by bird dumplings•</p>
<p><span class=tiny>heeelllp</span></p>Stand back! I have this.
*gets buried by bird dumplings*
heeelllpWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2012-05-09T20:27:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=138?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#68802010-07-19T10:51:39Z2010-02-23T19:36:53Z<p>Ack! Poodle attack! Repel the wanna-be border collies!</p>
<p>•opens fire with a new Uzi•</p>Ack! Poodle attack! Repel the wanna-be border collies!
*opens fire with a new Uzi*Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-23T19:36:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=138?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#68702010-07-19T10:51:39Z2010-02-23T19:29:29Z<p>Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!</p>Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-23T19:29:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Mr. Fishy Fan ClubWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kdmp&page=14?The-Mr-Fishy-Fan-Club#6832010-05-05T21:48:22Z2010-02-03T16:18:07Z<p>Yuse shouldn't a oughta made the Boss mad.</p>Yuse shouldn't a oughta made the Boss mad.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-03T16:18:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=124?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#61912009-10-30T13:33:44Z2009-10-30T13:33:44Z<p>Zo</p>ZoWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-10-30T13:33:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=102?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#50692009-10-29T14:37:47Z2009-10-29T14:37:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Not that inoccent. wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David Fryer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">MoorLackey wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David Fryer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">MoorLackey wrote:</div><blockquote> Mmmm...Star porn. </blockquote>Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper? </blockquote>Not where it counts! </blockquote>Then get in there you big hairy oof, I don't care what you smell. </blockquote>I'd sooner @%#$ a wookie! </blockquote><p>mmmm...back hair....Not that inoccent. wrote:David Fryer wrote: MoorLackey wrote: David Fryer wrote: MoorLackey wrote: Mmmm...Star porn.
Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper? Not where it counts! Then get in there you big hairy oof, I don't care what you smell. I'd sooner @%#$ a wookie! mmmm...back hair....Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-10-29T14:37:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=111?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#55382010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-22T17:59:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">celestial nymph wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>The celestial nymphs stumble out of one of the limos.</i></p>
<p>Coffee. Must have coffee. </blockquote><p><i>Warforged's grin widens</i>
<p>Hello, Muffy, Mindy, and especially Molly...</p>celestial nymph wrote:The celestial nymphs stumble out of one of the limos.
Coffee. Must have coffee.
Warforged's grin widens Hello, Muffy, Mindy, and especially Molly...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-22T17:59:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=111?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#55152010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-22T15:39:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Dalesman wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Salty Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">General J. Debauchery wrote:</div><blockquote><i>Eyes lawyer suspiciously. Since when do Jacks permission to expand? Maybe it's really a summons...but the PlayJack Mansion has a nice ring to it.</i> </blockquote><p>{<i>sighs</i>} You Jacks drink too much. One of you- {<i>waves hand at slumbering collection Jacks</i>} put me on retainer. Besides, unlike some <i>Celestial</i> beings, I'm extra-Lawful, I'm not allowed to be sneaky.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:</div><blockquote><p>That's it! <span class=tiny>owww</span></p>
<p><i>Grabs thong and slips it on over her tanned hiney, then turns around and looks over her shoulder at Salty</i></p>
<p>Help a lady tie her top? </blockquote>{<i>highly distracted</i>} Ummm, doesn't she get cold? </blockquote><p><i>sweat dampens Salty Jack's brow</i>
<p>No, I don't think she does. </blockquote><i>Devlyn stifles a laugh as he finishes his coffee and goes for a refill...and some food. Hmmm...</i> </blockquote><p>Where's Hungry Jack when you need him? I could eat about 12 stacks of pancakes.The Dalesman wrote:Salty Jack wrote: Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote: General J. Debauchery wrote:Eyes lawyer suspiciously. Since when do Jacks permission to expand? Maybe it's really a summons...but the PlayJack Mansion has a nice ring to it.
{sighs} You Jacks drink too much. One of you- {waves hand at slumbering collection Jacks} put me on retainer. Besides, unlike some Celestial beings, I'm extra-Lawful, I'm not allowed to be sneaky. Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:That's it! owww
Grabs...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-22T15:39:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=110?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#54882010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-22T14:28:16Z<p><i>Warforged bumbles out of the tour bus.</i></p>
<p>I feel so cheap. Nah, not really.</p>
<p>Is that coffee fresh?</p>Warforged bumbles out of the tour bus.
I feel so cheap. Nah, not really.
Is that coffee fresh?Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-22T14:28:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=110?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#54562010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-22T02:16:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora-Jill wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I ummm...what was I gonna say again?</p>
<p>Oh yeah...</p>
<p>•grabs another shot from the tray of a passing waiter and downs it•</p>
<p>Care to join me for a swim?</p>
<p>Or at least a less public location, <i>she added breathily.</i> </blockquote><p>Yes!lynora-Jill wrote:I ummm...what was I gonna say again?
Oh yeah...
*grabs another shot from the tray of a passing waiter and downs it*
Care to join me for a swim?
Or at least a less public location, she added breathily.
Yes!Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-22T02:16:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=109?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#54472010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-22T01:53:08Z<p>I need another drink.</p>I need another drink.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-22T01:53:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=109?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#54132010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-22T00:04:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack Hammer wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Time for Dark & Stormys!</p>
<p>Who's thirsty? </blockquote><p>I'll take a half-dozen!Jack Hammer wrote:Time for Dark & Stormys!
Who's thirsty?
I'll take a half-dozen!Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-22T00:04:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=107?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#53152010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T20:30:16Z<p>•walks around with keg under his arm•</p>*walks around with keg under his arm*Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-21T20:30:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51952010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:39:05Z<p><i>the constant clanging of hammers and machinery have summoned a ghost from the past</i></p>
<p>Heyo Jacks! And Jills! 'Bout time you invited me to one of your little shindigs!</p>the constant clanging of hammers and machinery have summoned a ghost from the past
Heyo Jacks! And Jills! 'Bout time you invited me to one of your little shindigs!Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-21T18:39:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Thread CelestialWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jr74&page=2?The-Thread-Celestial#982010-07-25T07:53:12Z2009-07-15T23:55:12Z<p>"There were fewer party poopers at the parties at the Celestial Court. Even after Stinky Hammerhand slipped X-lax into the chocolate fountain."</p>
<p><i>Warforged pours another drink</i></p>"There were fewer party poopers at the parties at the Celestial Court. Even after Stinky Hammerhand slipped X-lax into the chocolate fountain."
Warforged pours another drinkWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-15T23:55:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Thread CelestialWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jr74&page=2?The-Thread-Celestial#842010-07-25T07:53:12Z2009-07-15T21:14:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote> Back off the fish! We have a shortage of actual celestial beings in this cult, and we need to take what we can get. </blockquote><p>"Wow. Even the cult of that Sea-Bass-tian fella wasn't that desperate."Celestial Healer wrote:Back off the fish! We have a shortage of actual celestial beings in this cult, and we need to take what we can get.
"Wow. Even the cult of that Sea-Bass-tian fella wasn't that desperate."Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-15T21:14:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Thread CelestialWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jr74&page=2?The-Thread-Celestial#782010-07-25T07:53:12Z2009-07-15T21:10:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Angel Fish wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Warforged Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote> Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies. </blockquote>All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse! </blockquote>We may have to assimilate this cult. </blockquote>Don' m'k me shm'te ya... </blockquote>Cool, a talking tuna! </blockquote><p>"It's Flipper!"
<p>"Flipper, Flipper, wonderful fish. Tastes so much better than a plain tuna dish!"</p>
<p><i>wanders off to find a fishing pole and a frying pan</i></p>Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:Angel Fish wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Warforged Jack wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse! We may have to assimilate this cult. Don' m'k me shm'te ya... Cool, a talking tuna! "It's Flipper!" "Flipper, Flipper, wonderful fish. Tastes so much better than a...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-15T21:10:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Thread CelestialWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jr74&page=2?The-Thread-Celestial#692010-07-25T07:53:12Z2009-07-15T21:03:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote> Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies. </blockquote><p>All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!Celestial Healer wrote:Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-15T21:03:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Thread CelestialWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jr74?The-Thread-Celestial#232010-07-25T07:53:12Z2009-07-15T17:29:47Z<p>Hey! Is this where our dead avatars get to hangout?</p>
<p>If so, pour me a cold one or two! I'm dry as a sand golem!</p>Hey! Is this where our dead avatars get to hangout?
If so, pour me a cold one or two! I'm dry as a sand golem!Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-07-15T17:29:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Eyrie of Celestial HarmonyWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jhg9&page=16?The-Eyrie-of-Celestial-Harmony#7872010-06-03T01:07:49Z2009-06-01T13:17:37Z<p><i>As LJ and JH settle down in the Eyrie to focus on raising Arielle 4 bound spirits decide that is time for them sleep once more. As the new family sleeps, the spirits rise out of the bracers and the hammer and gaze upon the retired heroes. The lioness and the lion nuzzle each others spirit form one last time, before they slowly walk straight thru the walls of the room and into the mountain itself. The eagle mates simply launch themselves off of the balcony and spiral every higher, eventually disappearing from sight altogether. Before they disappear, they call out once more in farewell.</i></p>As LJ and JH settle down in the Eyrie to focus on raising Arielle 4 bound spirits decide that is time for them sleep once more. As the new family sleeps, the spirits rise out of the bracers and the hammer and gaze upon the retired heroes. The lioness and the lion nuzzle each others spirit form one last time, before they slowly walk straight thru the walls of the room and into the mountain itself. The eagle mates simply launch themselves off of the balcony and spiral every higher, eventually...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-06-01T13:17:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: THE OTD OOCWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jbe2&page=17?THE-OTD-OOC#8272010-06-03T01:19:01Z2009-04-26T03:25:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Charles Evans 25 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Meh. You went for Aquila, because Aquila=Latin for Eagle?
</p>
</blockquote><p>Yep, we dwarves have poor imaginations when we're hung over.Charles Evans 25 wrote:Meh. You went for Aquila, because Aquila=Latin for Eagle?
Yep, we dwarves have poor imaginations when we're hung over.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-04-26T03:25:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: THE OTD OOCWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jbe2&page=13?THE-OTD-OOC#6412010-06-03T01:19:01Z2009-04-11T14:37:26Z<p>Laeana and Leo were the first lion rulers to serve the Celestials. Ditto for the eagle lord spirits. (Runequest plotline.) They continue to serve in spirit form, but only in dark times and to worthy champions.</p>
<p>They manifest thru the objects or the bearers when the need is strong, but they are always in the background.</p>
<p>Noble creatures, noble goals, but still fierce. They view their allies as family.</p>
<p>I agree, but didn't want to intrude in your plot. Laeana should be pretty substantial in the spirit/dream realms. She also might not be alone. Leo especially, or the eagle mates have travelled together for millenia.</p>
<p>Lyn is lucky. She should be able to see their noble forms.</p>Laeana and Leo were the first lion rulers to serve the Celestials. Ditto for the eagle lord spirits. (Runequest plotline.) They continue to serve in spirit form, but only in dark times and to worthy champions.
They manifest thru the objects or the bearers when the need is strong, but they are always in the background.
Noble creatures, noble goals, but still fierce. They view their allies as family.
I agree, but didn't want to intrude in your plot. Laeana should be pretty substantial in the...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-04-11T14:37:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Palace of SkullsWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jbnl&page=4?The-Palace-of-Skulls#1762010-06-08T16:27:48Z2009-03-20T20:51:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora-Jill wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>Coughing and spluttering just a bit, she summons three air elementals to help her against this foul water creature. The wind swirls around her in a protective barrier while she calls her allies.</i> </blockquote><p><i>LJ's bracer hisses as it expels the evil water, as if it was in its lungs as well. From her arm the large ghostly lioness of Laeana springs. Snarling loudly, it leaps the lava field easily and pounces upon the evil water elemental. Clouds of steam arise as the positive energy collides with the negative.</i>lynora-Jill wrote:Coughing and spluttering just a bit, she summons three air elementals to help her against this foul water creature. The wind swirls around her in a protective barrier while she calls her allies.
LJ's bracer hisses as it expels the evil water, as if it was in its lungs as well. From her arm the large ghostly lioness of Laeana springs. Snarling loudly, it leaps the lava field easily and pounces upon the evil water elemental. Clouds of steam arise as the positive energy...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-20T20:51:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: THE RPG Jack ClubhouseWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcpb&page=5?THE-RPG-Jack-Clubhouse#2032009-03-13T13:43:27Z2009-03-13T13:36:38Z<p><i>The winds kick up outside the Clubhouse and the form of an invisible dwarf can be seen in the dust. It walks around Warforged Jack's tent gesturing. The tent begins to fold into itself, and forms into WJ's travelling pack. The form hoists the pack and straps it on. He walks to the Clubhouse entry and places a rosewood box at the entrance, in the area still warded by the Emperor's Hallow spell. He raises his hand in farewell and walks down the road, the pack disappearing from sight as well as the dwarf.</i></p>
<p><i>The box is addressed to Poetry. Inside is a finely crafted adamantium rapier with a beautifully sculpted crossguard and red gem set in the pommel, and a rolled scroll.</i></p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>The winds kick up outside the Clubhouse and the form of an invisible dwarf can be seen in the dust. It walks around Warforged Jack's tent gesturing. The tent begins to fold into itself, and forms into WJ's travelling pack. The form hoists the pack and straps it on. He walks to the Clubhouse entry and places a rosewood box at the entrance, in the area still warded by the Emperor's Hallow spell. He raises his hand in farewell and walks down the road, the pack disappearing from sight as well as...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-13T13:36:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Roleplaying GameWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7t8&page=14?The-Roleplaying-Game#6742010-06-03T01:13:08Z2009-03-12T19:23:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Bookkeeper wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>The bookkeeper may be dead, but the shades continue to attack Allura, Devlyn, and WJ, and the robots divide equally between WJ and Devlyn, shooting a constant stream of bullets with questionable aim. One of the bullets grazes LJ's leg.</i> </blockquote><p><i>Warforged lacks the strength to defend himself. His magical protections have failed from the blast of the evil book. The robots and shades overwhelm him. He ceases to struggle. His enemies turn to focus on live threats, leaving a battered ancient dwarf with a snow white beard laying in a pool of blood.</i>
<p><i>As he dies, he whispers</i> Jack. I wish to be named Jack.</p>The Bookkeeper wrote:The bookkeeper may be dead, but the shades continue to attack Allura, Devlyn, and WJ, and the robots divide equally between WJ and Devlyn, shooting a constant stream of bullets with questionable aim. One of the bullets grazes LJ's leg.
Warforged lacks the strength to defend himself. His magical protections have failed from the blast of the evil book. The robots and shades overwhelm him. He ceases to struggle. His enemies turn to focus on live threats, leaving a battered...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-12T19:23:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Roleplaying GameWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7t8&page=14?The-Roleplaying-Game#6652010-06-03T01:13:08Z2009-03-12T19:07:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Bookkeeper wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Warforged Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Bookkeeper wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>The hag shrieks as she sees how close the dwarf has come. Her creatures didn't even slow him. In desperation she tossed down a handful of pellets. The pellets unrolled and grew until there were several robots standing there. They were not substantial protectors, but hopefully they would buy her a few precious seconds.</i> </blockquote><p><i>The shades scored a few hits but the celestial armor is strong in positive energy. The robots though, they will give the hag time. Time he cannot afford to give. He has failed twice before. He will not do so again.</i>
<p><i>He hurls his axe as hard as he can, aiming for the tome, hoping to break the ritual. And leaving only his hard fists and his armor to fend off the robots.</i> </blockquote><i>There is a wave of negative energy released as WJ's axe pierces the book, cutting it in twain.</i> </blockquote><p><i>The strong wave seems to bypass the armor's protection, and has an unexpected affect on the dwarf. He is knocked on his feet, and begins to obviously age. He is vulnerable to both the robots and the few remaining shades.</i>The Bookkeeper wrote:Warforged Jack wrote: The Bookkeeper wrote: The hag shrieks as she sees how close the dwarf has come. Her creatures didn't even slow him. In desperation she tossed down a handful of pellets. The pellets unrolled and grew until there were several robots standing there. They were not substantial protectors, but hopefully they would buy her a few precious seconds.
The shades scored a few hits but the celestial armor is strong in positive energy. The robots though, they will...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-12T19:07:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Roleplaying GameWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7t8&page=14?The-Roleplaying-Game#6602010-06-03T01:13:08Z2009-03-12T18:55:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Bookkeeper wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>The hag shrieks as she sees how close the dwarf has come. Her creatures didn't even slow him. In desperation she tossed down a handful of pellets. The pellets unrolled and grew until there were several robots standing there. They were not substantial protectors, but hopefully they would buy her a few precious seconds.</i> </blockquote><p><i>The shades scored a few hits but the celestial armor is strong in positive energy. The robots though, they will give the hag time. Time he cannot afford to give. He has failed twice before. He will not do so again.</i>
<p><i>He hurls his axe as hard as he can, aiming for the tome, hoping to break the ritual. And leaving only his hard fists and his armor to fend off the robots.</i></p>The Bookkeeper wrote:The hag shrieks as she sees how close the dwarf has come. Her creatures didn't even slow him. In desperation she tossed down a handful of pellets. The pellets unrolled and grew until there were several robots standing there. They were not substantial protectors, but hopefully they would buy her a few precious seconds.
The shades scored a few hits but the celestial armor is strong in positive energy. The robots though, they will give the hag time. Time he cannot afford to...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-12T18:55:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Roleplaying GameWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7t8&page=14?The-Roleplaying-Game#6522010-06-03T01:13:08Z2009-03-12T18:40:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Bookkeeper wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>The hag quickly conjures up a half dozen shades to protect her from the coming assault, and tries to move even more quickly to the end of the ritual.</i> </blockquote><p>Shades? Is that the best you can do?
<p><i>WJ begins wading thru the shades, his holy axe cleaving thru the insubstantial forms as if they were solid. They hardly slow him as he rushes to the hag.</i></p>
<p>•He begins singing in Celestial• Shades and spooks, and nutty kooks. Time to die, Time to fry. The Sun's Light touching the land and the sky.</p>The Bookkeeper wrote:The hag quickly conjures up a half dozen shades to protect her from the coming assault, and tries to move even more quickly to the end of the ritual.
Shades? Is that the best you can do? WJ begins wading thru the shades, his holy axe cleaving thru the insubstantial forms as if they were solid. They hardly slow him as he rushes to the hag.
*He begins singing in Celestial* Shades and spooks, and nutty kooks. Time to die, Time to fry. The Sun's Light touching the land and...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-12T18:40:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Roleplaying GameWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7t8&page=13?The-Roleplaying-Game#6462010-06-03T01:13:08Z2009-03-12T18:30:53Z<p><i>As Warforged enters the realm he focusses on the Bookkeeper, the evil within her and the tome compelling him forward. He channels positive energy thru his axe, first aiming at the unholy tome.</i></p>
<p>•in Celestial• You shall earn me my name, evil crone.</p>As Warforged enters the realm he focusses on the Bookkeeper, the evil within her and the tome compelling him forward. He channels positive energy thru his axe, first aiming at the unholy tome.
*in Celestial* You shall earn me my name, evil crone.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-12T18:30:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: THE RPG Jack ClubhouseWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcpb&page=4?THE-RPG-Jack-Clubhouse#1992009-03-12T18:15:55Z2009-03-12T18:15:55Z<p><i>Looking at the body of Lyn's mother Warforged simply says</i></p>
<p>As you command, Celestial.</p>
<p><i>he follows</i></p>Looking at the body of Lyn's mother Warforged simply says
As you command, Celestial.
he followsWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-12T18:15:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: THE RPG Jack ClubhouseWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcpb&page=4?THE-RPG-Jack-Clubhouse#1922009-03-12T17:37:50Z2009-03-12T17:37:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Dalesman wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>The group starts to filter back through LJ's gate, and the sight that greets them on the other side is probably not a pleasant one.</i></p>
<p><i>Devlyn sees WJ and Emperor7 standing over a pile of bloody vines.</i> "What...happened...? Where's Lynora!?" </blockquote><p>I could not stop them all. I have failed.
<p>According to this one, Ash and the Bookkeeper have taken her to the altar where she was originally bound to the goddess. I know not where it is today, but I can find out where it was.</p>
<p>Her mother's spirit is now free. Whether she goes to the light or the flame is up to the gods.</p>
<p><i>WJ gently addresses the body, arranging it with respect, and scanning her (and her equipment) with a soft glow from his hand searching for any touch of evil.</i></p>
<p>I am sorry.</p>The Dalesman wrote:The group starts to filter back through LJ's gate, and the sight that greets them on the other side is probably not a pleasant one.
Devlyn sees WJ and Emperor7 standing over a pile of bloody vines. "What...happened...? Where's Lynora!?"
I could not stop them all. I have failed. According to this one, Ash and the Bookkeeper have taken her to the altar where she was originally bound to the goddess. I know not where it is today, but I can find out where it was.
Her mother's...Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-12T17:37:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: THE RPG Jack ClubhouseWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcpb&page=4?THE-RPG-Jack-Clubhouse#1902009-03-12T17:30:25Z2009-03-12T17:30:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Izkemina wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>Izkemina screams with pain as the attacks rend her, bleeding from numerous wounds.</i>
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"They've taken her to the altar, the one where she was originally bound to the goddess. Save her, please," <i>the fallen angel gasps out as her wounds finally overcome her.</i> </blockquote><p><i>The words stop Warforged in his tracks, and as they register with the Emperor the vines cease their crushing assault.</i>Izkemina wrote:Izkemina screams with pain as the attacks rend her, bleeding from numerous wounds.
"They've taken her to the altar, the one where she was originally bound to the goddess. Save her, please," the fallen angel gasps out as her wounds finally overcome her.
The words stop Warforged in his tracks, and as they register with the Emperor the vines cease their crushing assault.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-12T17:30:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: THE RPG Jack ClubhouseWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcpb&page=4?THE-RPG-Jack-Clubhouse#1872009-03-12T15:49:45Z2009-03-12T15:49:44Z<p><i>Warforged yells as he begins hacking at Lyn's mother, oblivious to any damage he does to the vines.</i></p>
<p><i>Despite the hacking dwarf more and more vines form, hungering for the celestial's flesh.</i></p>Warforged yells as he begins hacking at Lyn's mother, oblivious to any damage he does to the vines.
Despite the hacking dwarf more and more vines form, hungering for the celestial's flesh.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-12T15:49:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: THE RPG Jack ClubhouseWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcpb&page=4?THE-RPG-Jack-Clubhouse#1852009-03-12T15:45:21Z2009-03-12T15:45:21Z<p><i>Warforged fights as one possessed, directing all of his attacks on Ash. He can't get to the fallen priestess.</i></p>Warforged fights as one possessed, directing all of his attacks on Ash. He can't get to the fallen priestess.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-12T15:45:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: THE RPG Jack ClubhouseWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcpb&page=4?THE-RPG-Jack-Clubhouse#1682009-03-11T23:44:48Z2009-03-11T23:44:47Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>In case I miss the start, WJ stays behind. LJ has another bodyguard.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>JH gives Angel her gum back. :)</span></p>In case I miss the start, WJ stays behind. LJ has another bodyguard.
JH gives Angel her gum back. :)Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-11T23:44:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: THE RPG Jack ClubhouseWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcpb&page=4?THE-RPG-Jack-Clubhouse#1572009-03-11T22:42:06Z2009-03-11T22:42:06Z<p>I'm ready.</p>
<p><i>WJ walks into the room dressed in a silver breastplate, helm, and gautlets. Each is as ancient as his axe. They seem to reflect more light than strikes them.</i></p>I'm ready.
WJ walks into the room dressed in a silver breastplate, helm, and gautlets. Each is as ancient as his axe. They seem to reflect more light than strikes them.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-11T22:42:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: THE RPG Jack ClubhouseWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcpb&page=2?THE-RPG-Jack-Clubhouse#772009-03-10T15:16:50Z2009-03-10T15:16:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:</div><blockquote> But we have monkeys and cats and poodles at the old one. How could this be more fun? </blockquote><p>Here ya go! One order of monkey, cat, and poodle robot decoys all ready to go.Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:But we have monkeys and cats and poodles at the old one. How could this be more fun?
Here ya go! One order of monkey, cat, and poodle robot decoys all ready to go.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-10T15:16:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: THE RPG Jack ClubhouseWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcpb&page=2?THE-RPG-Jack-Clubhouse#662009-03-08T20:51:36Z2009-03-08T20:51:36Z<p>Ahem. This might be a good time to point out that the weapons I forge are holy. It's the celestial training.</p>Ahem. This might be a good time to point out that the weapons I forge are holy. It's the celestial training.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-08T20:51:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=27?Club-Calistria#13112010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T16:44:16Z<p><i>WJ begins mending the bar and cleaning up the mess he made.</i></p>
<p>Sorry Mistress Alaina. I know this place is supposed to be neutral ground.</p>WJ begins mending the bar and cleaning up the mess he made.
Sorry Mistress Alaina. I know this place is supposed to be neutral ground.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T16:44:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=26?Club-Calistria#12762010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T14:09:22Z<p>Your mother was killed during the ritual, so either she's been raised and become Fallen or that may have been your doppelganger.</p>
<p>It appears Leaena and Aquila were none too pleased either.</p>
<p>I am sorry about your mother.</p>Your mother was killed during the ritual, so either she's been raised and become Fallen or that may have been your doppelganger.
It appears Leaena and Aquila were none too pleased either.
I am sorry about your mother.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T14:09:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=26?Club-Calistria#12622010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T02:15:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thieving Wasp wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>Wasp glares. In one motion, he blasts Warforged with Board Essence.</i>
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"ENOUGH!!!"
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<i>He looks furiously at everyone.</i>
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"As an honorable member of the Protectors of the Board, and as the last member, I challenge Lynora to the Vengeful Right of single combat! By our law, refusal to fight is a crime against the Board, and will draw its own wrath upon you!" </blockquote><p>Those without honor cannot make that challenge. You deceive yourself Wasp.
<p>If you must taste blood, challenge me.</p>Thieving Wasp wrote:Wasp glares. In one motion, he blasts Warforged with Board Essence.
"ENOUGH!!!"
He looks furiously at everyone.
"As an honorable member of the Protectors of the Board, and as the last member, I challenge Lynora to the Vengeful Right of single combat! By our law, refusal to fight is a crime against the Board, and will draw its own wrath upon you!"
Those without honor cannot make that challenge. You deceive yourself Wasp. If you must taste blood, challenge me.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T02:15:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=26?Club-Calistria#12582010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T02:09:54Z<p><i>The Wasp is hit from behind by a blast of positive energy. Not to damage, but to interrupt.</i></p>The Wasp is hit from behind by a blast of positive energy. Not to damage, but to interrupt.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T02:09:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=26?Club-Calistria#12542010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T01:57:56Z<p><i>As the Wasp approaches a shield of white magic appears around LJ. She is is wrapped by a pair of wings of energy.</i></p>As the Wasp approaches a shield of white magic appears around LJ. She is is wrapped by a pair of wings of energy.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T01:57:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=26?Club-Calistria#12512010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T01:54:11Z<p>It is no magic of theirs. It is the magic of the Eagles. Challenge it at your peril.</p>
<p>Why do you challenge the Champions of Sky and Earth? And their protectors?</p>
<p>May your axes crumble to rust if they draw blood here.</p>It is no magic of theirs. It is the magic of the Eagles. Challenge it at your peril.
Why do you challenge the Champions of Sky and Earth? And their protectors?
May your axes crumble to rust if they draw blood here.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T01:54:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=25?Club-Calistria#12432010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T01:17:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Assassin wrote:</div><blockquote> "Warforged Jack, do you think you could make me a weapon that would be useful against undead," Poetry asks. "Something light and elegant if you would please." </blockquote><p>I'm thinking <i>Dimensional Anchor</i> on a critical might be more useful.
<p>Now that the prophecy has been revealed, I cannot make you a weapon without a reading. Lest my power be used by our enemies.</p>The Assassin wrote:"Warforged Jack, do you think you could make me a weapon that would be useful against undead," Poetry asks. "Something light and elegant if you would please."
I'm thinking Dimensional Anchor on a critical might be more useful. Now that the prophecy has been revealed, I cannot make you a weapon without a reading. Lest my power be used by our enemies.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T01:17:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=25?Club-Calistria#12372010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T01:05:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ashaundra wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Sorry boys. You know I'd love to stay and fight, but I have other appointments and all. We'll just have to finish this dance later.
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<i>Ash blows a kiss to WJ with an evil wink as she planar shifts away.</i> </blockquote><p>'Arrggghh!', screams WJ as he runs smack into the back bar, his axe splitting the first in two.
<p>As he sits, 'At this rate I'll never earn my name.'</p>
<p>Oops, sorry about your bar.</p>Ashaundra wrote:Sorry boys. You know I'd love to stay and fight, but I have other appointments and all. We'll just have to finish this dance later.
Ash blows a kiss to WJ with an evil wink as she planar shifts away.
'Arrggghh!', screams WJ as he runs smack into the back bar, his axe splitting the first in two. As he sits, 'At this rate I'll never earn my name.'
Oops, sorry about your bar.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T01:05:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=25?Club-Calistria#12342010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T01:00:20Z<p><i>Warforged charges the Erinyes</i></p>Warforged charges the ErinyesWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T01:00:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=25?Club-Calistria#12252010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T00:50:44Z<p>This will reveal if there is a Fallen among us!</p>
<p><i>The dwarf begins chanting in a mix of celestial and dwarvish, and a wave of positive energy bursts forth from him.</i></p>This will reveal if there is a Fallen among us!
The dwarf begins chanting in a mix of celestial and dwarvish, and a wave of positive energy bursts forth from him.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T00:50:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Club CalistriaWarforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jas9&page=25?Club-Calistria#12192010-06-03T16:34:30Z2009-03-05T00:34:38Z<p><i>The omniportal flashes and Warforged rushes in, axe in hand. Spotting LJ and JH he rushes to him, barely slowing. He spots Ash and places himself between them and the celestial.</i></p>
<p>•whispers as best he can• <span class=tiny>There may be danger here. Your mother was not your mother. Your sister may not be your sister.</span></p>The omniportal flashes and Warforged rushes in, axe in hand. Spotting LJ and JH he rushes to him, barely slowing. He spots Ash and places himself between them and the celestial.
*whispers as best he can* There may be danger here. Your mother was not your mother. Your sister may not be your sister.Warforged Jack (alias of Emperor7)2009-03-05T00:34:38Z