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GO SAINTS!!!!
BLAAAAAARRRRRPH!!
That is a truly inspiring story, HUUUUUURRRRRL. I shall declare you're Barf Shirt a holy relic!
Say five HAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLL Marys and 4 OUUUUUUURRRRRRR Fathers!
WTF?!?
That's BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsphemy!
I love that old TV show The Honeymooners, with Jackie Gleason as.....
RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH Kramden.
What do you get when a cow vomits? A cud missile!
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Two vomits are walking down the street. All of a sudden one begins to cry. What’s wrong asks the other. Oh nothing... it's just that this is where I was brought up.
BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!
Cool! And my new favorite TV show is CHUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Ooooh....sinus infections!
Almost as nasty as...
PLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!
What the.....?
Where are all my peeps?
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!!
HOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!
Thanks alot Rosie! You're one of the good ones.
PLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!
Clean up on Aisle 3
One of my favorites is potato soup - Chunky style, of course.
RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!
HOOOOOORRRRRK!
BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!
The Vicar of Vomit wrote: This thread is getting messy.
** spoiler omitted **
I would offer to clean up a little using my inherent control over all forms of vomit, but that just goes against my nature.
Maybe we could hire a maid....
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
We could have the most dangerous of all dungeons - The Tomb of Hurlers.
HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
If the game was Dungeons & Vomit, we could have the Taraspew!
The Vicar of Vomit wrote: I don't get it. Allow me to enlighten you.....
HOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRCH!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!
Celestial Healer wrote: I wonder what Gary would think of the Vomit Guy thread? I believe that Mr. Teter would likely begin to spew invectives at whomsoever was involved in th aforementioned thread. If it were in any way possible, I'm certain he would hurl said thread into a metaphorically bottomless digital pit.
I get you. And, Welcome!
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
A great big welcome to the Hurl of Sandwich! I spewed with laughter when I read that alias!
As for my deification....let this day be the first holy day of the church!
SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTCH!!!!!
Come now, Mr. Devlyn. This is not some thread dedicated to your decidedly non-lackadaisical pursuit of the fairer sex. We here are engage in a serious study aimed towards the perfection of the "upchucking arts", to coin a phrase. If you wish to philander about with the female of the species, I suggest you remove yourself to a location in which stomach projectiles are not a regular occurence.
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Is this the Apotheosis of Vomit Guy?! Anything's possible.
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
ERRRRRRRRPH!
YAAAAAAAAAAAK!
VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!
RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!
SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!
HOOOOOORRRRRK!
BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!
Jack Hammer wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Vomit Guy wrote: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! *looks at mess on the ground*
Hey look, it's his pancreas! Quick, Vomit Guy, swallow that! You are going to need it. Errr...are you sure it's his? No, I'm not....
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRF
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Celestial Healer wrote: And is that spew now indelibly seared onto the screen of your computer? Naah, I've learned to keep a squeegee around.
ERRRRRRRRPH!
Jack Hammer wrote: Ambrosia Slaad wrote: All that pale aged flesh, fully exposed... tufts of grey-white hair in odd places... saggy fatty flesh jiggling with every minor movement... bloodshot leering & lecherous eyes... the slight stench, a mix of declining hygiene, stale alcohol, and cheap cigars... And that's just Nancy Pelosi! ;)
SPLUUUUUUURTCHH!!
Well played, both of you! That rather grotesque image is now indelibly seared onto the screen of my memory.
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
taig wrote: ** spoiler omitted **
Congratulations! I knew you could do it! Tell me, was it the Congressmen?
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!
Celestial Healer wrote: taig wrote: Bill Lumberg wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Where is Gary's botfly link? That should do the trick. How about photos of a game-con held at a nude beach, would that do it? *hlph* That sounded like you got a little bit of that vomity taste in your mouth, at least. My dear taig, I have the utmost confidence that, should you continue to strive, you will achieve a level of nausea sufficient to induce one of the most vitriolic and voluminous episodes of heaving these boards have ever seen.
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!
Mmmm....spoiled seafood.
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
Blaaaaaarrrrrph!
Never surrender your dreams young lad. Continue in your attempts, and you shall succeed.
OOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPH!
HUUUUUURRRRRL!!
Oh yes, my good man, quite sure. The subtle nuances of ejecting the contents of ones stomach through involuntary spasmodic movements, are a science to which I have devoted countless hours of study.
ERRRRRRRRPH!
I do, indeed, strive to be as coherently verbose as is possible in many of my communications. It is an idiosyncracy from which I most gleefully suffer.
Good...
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
...luck, David!
An open letter to my fellow Paizonians,
My dear fellows, allow me to express my fondest gratitude at this, your deeply moving expression of affection for my own earnest commentary. I am both humbled and honored by this impassioned support for my dogmatic endeavor to present a somewhat indelicate bodily function in a way that is both humorous and elucidative. Your encouragement, heedless of any resulting social awkwardness or negative judgment, brings no small measure of hope to me. I can only pray that I remain worthy of your sincere approbation, and I remain your most undeserving servant,
Vomit Guy
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
sniff
I promised myself I wouldn't get all emotional, but I just can't help myself. To see such an outpouring of affection just makes me want to....
....BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
SPLOOOORRRRRRTCH!
SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTCH!!!!
Howdy Moorluck!
Blaaaarrrrph!
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