Vomit Guy's page

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Did someone say "sick"?

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Anyway, the Smurf Alliance would be our method to combat obnoxious political threads.

Hey! I thought that's what I was for!

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David Fryer wrote:

Yes, send Vomit Guy over there.

Seconded.

I visited. And, I brought some friends: Joe Biden, Hillary, and SENATOR Boxer.

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Post showing a sound effect most often related to the ejection of the contents of the stomach through the mouth in a series of involuntary spasmodic movements.

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Vomit Guy wrote:

I must say old bean, in perusing your rather disconcerting response, I am certainly not (to use the modern vernacular) "feeling the love".

You have been humping the wrong legs then.

Unlike you, my furry canine friend, I do not "hump" legs. Not to imply that such behavior is in anyway wrong, but it would be against my own personal sense of decency.

Vomit Guy wrote:

Sploooorrrrtch!

Beats the previous post.

I must say old bean, in perusing your rather disconcerting response, I am certainly not (to use the modern vernacular) "feeling the love".

I believe the same could be made for Vomit Guy, so, yeah…great company that.

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Vomit Guy wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Vomit Guy's was... inspirational.

It was?

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*Smack*

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Vomit Guy's was... inspirational.

It was?

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Vomit Guy wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey, Vomit Guy was always there for me when I needed him.

He may be good people...but he's not exactly fine people...;)

Besides, I'm a little miffed that he is Moorluck's FB friend, but not mine!

Oops! If I had but known that my lack of FB friendship offering/acceptance towards your person would so upset you, my dear, I would have chastized myself with extreme prejudice long before this moment. I shall endeavor to correct this most grievious oversight dear lady, in the hope that our future dialogues may be more accomodating.

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He says it, but he doesn't mean it, I wake up from my nap...look to FB, and no freind request....;)

Very well spoken though! :)

My pardon, dear lady! Upon returning home from my daily professional duties, my digital sojourn into the Book of the Face was quite necessarily delayed by a certain unavoidable, ritualistic exercise in home landscaping. I shall immediately and forthwith correct my error.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey, Vomit Guy was always there for me when I needed him.

He may be good people...but he's not exactly fine people...;)

Besides, I'm a little miffed that he is Moorluck's FB friend, but not mine!

Oops! If I had but known that my lack of FB friendship offering/acceptance towards your person would so upset you, my dear, I would have chastized myself with extreme prejudice long before this moment. I shall endeavor to correct this most grievious oversight dear lady, in the hope that our future dialogues may be more accomodating.

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<Vomits vinegar on Tuna Fish Slaad>

Hiiisss?

Back off Poodle thing! I do the vomiting around these parts!

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Or maybe you'd rather see....

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The amount of vitriol and bullying makes me queasy at times.

Me too!

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Thank....Roooooolllllph...you.

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And now all the crazy aliases will come out.

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Vomit Guy wrote:

To start with, I wasn't a very popular person. I was never invited to parties, never got asked out on dates, and couldn't get into a gaming group. All that changed when I stumbled up on the Paizo messageboards. Here, I not only found a place that I could be myself, but there were actually people who laughed at the things I did and enjoyed my company. Sure there were problems (growing pains if you will) and some inevitable loathing and lecturing. All in all, I've found a place that makes me feel...special. Makes me feel...complete.

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Hey, pal, what do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be dead!

Huh?

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To start with, I wasn't a very popular person. I was never invited to parties, never got asked out on dates, and couldn't get into a gaming group. All that changed when I stumbled up on the Paizo messageboards. Here, I not only found a place that I could be myself, but there were actually people who laughed at the things I did and enjoyed my company. Sure there were problems (growing pains if you will) and some inevitable loathing and lecturing. All in all, I've found a place that makes me feel...special. Makes me feel...complete.

Bill Lumberg wrote:

I wish for Vomit Guy to be released from his quarantine in the off-topic forum.

No, gods, no!!!

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