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The Scarecrow

Since it seems to be going around.....

....SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!


The Scarecrow

The answer is....

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


The Scarecrow
Duke of Disgorge wrote:
......cured me of my projectile vomiting.

You poor bastard.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!


The Scarecrow

What can I say? I've been very...

....BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFF!!!


The Scarecrow

Merry SPLOOOORRRTCH! and Happy New YAAAK!


The Scarecrow

Just because this week really deserves it.....

.....SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


The Scarecrow

Permits? We don't need no stinking permits......

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!!


The Scarecrow

Ah piss off. We all...

SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTCH!!

...around here. It's what we do.


The Scarecrow

Damn, have I been busy......

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!


The Scarecrow
Celestial Healer wrote:
Now I need a little help from Vomit Guy.

Just repeat after me....

...SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!


The Scarecrow

HOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRK!!!


The Scarecrow

Why would I want to not.....

.....BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!


The Scarecrow
Trinam wrote:
Aliases are also used for jokes such as Vomit Guy, or to denote a different person than yourself speaking, such as AM.

You called?

SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!!!


The Scarecrow

Soooo many troll threads.....

....HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRK!!


The Scarecrow

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPH!


The Scarecrow

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!


The Scarecrow

Hmmm....I'm beginning to think we need to once again export our unique posts. It looks like people are already trying to duplicate us in other threads anyway. Might as well help them.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLL!!


The Scarecrow

It's been a little too quiet in here....

...SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRK!

GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULPH!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!


The Scarecrow

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFF!!!


The Scarecrow
Andrew Tuttle wrote:

Yo, Vomit Guy. Answer me this.

Why is it when an important person vomits during a party, their behavior is described as

"... overcome by naseau, and fell forward. It appears he lost consciousness as he toppled over onto his host ..."

but when the average Jane or John Doe vomits on their host, we just say "They vomited on the host!"

-- Andy

Vomit Karma.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRCH


The Scarecrow

What a lovely woman. Glad to see her worshipping at the altar of the Porcelain Throne.

GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF


The Scarecrow

Indeed. And I love a good symphony.....

..... CHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLL!!!

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!


The Scarecrow

It's way to quiet in here....

......HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!


The Scarecrow

Tell me about it.....

...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!


The Scarecrow

I resemble that remark sir!

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTCH!!


The Scarecrow

Hey! I actually feel pretty good today.

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!


The Scarecrow

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


The Scarecrow

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAcon.


The Scarecrow

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!


The Scarecrow

Ooohhhh...I'm feeling a little passive-aggressive this morning. Must of been something I drank.

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!


The Scarecrow

tosses everyone some cookies


The Scarecrow

Was it the food? Or the booze? That's what usually gets me...

....YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK


The Scarecrow

HAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFF!!!


The Scarecrow
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Vomit Guy wrote:
Evil Lincoln wrote:
I'm hurt that you would leave me out, Hama. Hurt.
Don't feel bad. Time was, I'd have been listed somewhere in there as well.
That was before Teter took you to the vet.

What? You're jealous that I at least had them?


The Scarecrow
Evil Lincoln wrote:
I'm hurt that you would leave me out, Hama. Hurt.

Don't feel bad. Time was, I'd have been listed somewhere in there as well.


The Scarecrow
Shifty wrote:
Vomit Guy wrote:

Hmmmm....

.....RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

You didn't vomit.

I now feel cheated and socially disadvantaged; I better go and loot a Tesco.

Vomit has all kinds of different sound effects. That's what makes it so.....

....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWesome.


The Scarecrow

Hmmmm....

.....RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!


The Scarecrow

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLL!!!


The Scarecrow

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!!


The Scarecrow

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!


The Scarecrow

Sooo many troll threads. Could even I possibly run out of vomit?

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!!!


The Scarecrow

I drank too much punch once. It made me.....

....YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!!


The Scarecrow

People always need some Tide after I visit.....

...SLPOOOOOOOOORRRRTCH!!!


The Scarecrow

SPLOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

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HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

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AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


The Scarecrow
Porcelain Throne wrote:
I feel so neglected.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


The Scarecrow
Crimson Jester wrote:
oh man its so................

Pathetic? Loserish? Child-like? Wet?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLL!


The Scarecrow

It seems we may soon be needed again...

....BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPH!


The Scarecrow

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!!


The Scarecrow

Epic Fail!

SPRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!


The Scarecrow

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HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

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