Vladimir "Palin-Bane" Putin's page

Drachesturm wrote:

taig, Celestial Healer, Moorluck, Flash, Aberzombie. ** spoiler omitted **

Ah, it makes sense now.

<Seals lips>

Ve have vays of making you talk, Comrade Badger ....

In CIS Russia, you mystify sock-puppets!

Vait, comrade, vhy doesn't that sound right? Ah, vell, I can solve everything by drinking vodka and tearing off my shirt so the vomen can admire my manly torso ....

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Joe Lieberman wrote:

I'm sad most of the time.

No one came to my party.

How are you feeling now your brain has been munched by zombies?

The same.

I can believe it, Comrade Lieberman.

Cheney, you are an embarassment to the noble office of vice president. In fact, you aren't half the Dick that Nixon was.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Are you a relative of Comrade Biden, Comrade? I thought he vas the one who made comments like that ....

Joe Biden wrote:

My party is sooo cool. We're the cool kids that everyone wants to be like. Why just the other day....

SQUIRREL!!!

I got it! I got it!

*aims*

*shoots Biden in the face*

An accident!

Or was it?

You know, comrade, there are moments when I kind of like you.

Dub'Ya wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Don't forget to remove the runes of stupidity from my chair while you're at it.

I think you have to be 3rd level or lower to notice any effects. Or maybe my Will save is just really high...

**Smirks knowingly**

Ah, comrade, that's the beauty of those runes. Once they've gone to vork on you, you don't notice the effects any more. I should know, since I had them installed on my throne in the Kremlin a few years back ....

**Removes shirt before continuing to post**

By Lenin's beard, that never gets old!

Cult of Spanky?

Sounds like the Clinton administration.

I thought it was ALL of your administrations, comrade ....

Vhat this thread needs is more tanks. Da, I know that Medvedyev is now President. But ve alvays use tanks, no matter who is in charge -- me, or my puppet. They blow things up and make good diplomacy.

And I vill rip my shirt off so that all the vomen in here can admire my manly torso. Even Sarah Palin cannot resist me. Vhy do you think she vas alvays talking about me during the campaign, hm, comrades? And your Senator Boxer will not resist, either.

Tanks, and no shirt. The answer to everything!