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Mmmmm....roadkill

*Circles the thread looking for some roadkill*

Mmmmm....roadkill

*circles the thread, looking for some roadkill*

Mmmmmmm.......roadkill.

Mmmmmm.....roadkill

*cirlces the thread looking for some roadkill*

*circles the thread looking for something to eat*

Grove? What grove? Is there any roadkill there?

Mmmmm.....roadkill

Mmmmm.....roadkill

Can you being kind enough to keeping lookout for us then?

How can I keep a look out for you if you're already here?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha .....Damn! I'm funny.

Are there any reliable birds you know, who can see trouble which walks in coming from miles off?

I'm pretty reliable, and I can spot roadkill like nobody's business.

Mmmmm....roadkill.

Anybody got some roadkill?

Mmmmm.....roadkill.

BWARK!

Where have the King of the Fallarin gone?!

Has he been swept away by the four winds???

Or perhaps a feline has been taking up all of his time. =/

Ummmm....Was he the roadkill?

....oops.

Mmmmm.....roadkill

Mmmmm.....roadkill

Mmmmmm.......roadkill

Mmmmmm.......roadkill

If anybody needs me, I'll be over in the desert. My buddy Vance told me they've got some poor schmuck dying of thirst, so everybody's circling.

Settles back down and pecks at the sacrificial feedcorn

Feedcorn! FEEDCORN!!!!! What you need is some nice, juicy roadkill. The yellow paint adds flavor.

Anybody have any good roadkill recipes?

Mmmm....roadkill

Mmmmm.....roadkill.

Mmmmm.....roadkill.

Mmmmmm....roadkill.

Circles slowly overhead, looking for some roadkill.

Sadly, no. Just the Jack and the lizard. The Jack is OK, but the lizard smells and is dressed funny.

Alderyk, King of the Fallarin wrote:

The bones will then he handed over to the Jacks, who will do humorous and immature things with them, before losing them in various places--their garbage disposal, under the couch cushions, in the compost heap...

I'm beginning to really like this bird!

As long as I don't have to eat kobold roadkill! Their inherent cowardice makes them taste terrible.

So, about that roadkill....?

Is this where I come to get some roadkill?

Mmmmm.....roadkill

Post noting the mental deficiency of so-called "dire pigeons", and their habit of repeating themselves.

Pigeon Ackerman!

Don't listen to that bread-crumb eating bum. That would just be asking for him to get his ass kicked in school (even by the nerds).

Call him Vincent instead.

They are Dire Pigeons, ands could use you in a dainty custard pie.

Ooh, Dire Pigeons! I'm so terribly frightened now. Dire animals are, what, about twice the size of the regular kind? Maybe 3 times? Let's say three. That means the "dire" pigeons have about a 3 foot wing span?

As a condor, mine is 9 1/2 feet. Bring it on little birdies.

Hey! Vulture! Get lost, this avatar ain't big enough for the both of us!

But since it actually is a picture of a vulture - which, curiously enough, I am - why don't you "get lost" pigeon boy. Go find a nice park bench to hang out near. I'm sure there are some old people out there who'd love to feed you stale bread.

Vinny da Vulture wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Spreads Bar-b-q sauce on Kobold Cleaver

Whitles...
" Hey Vinny heres some nice eats!"
Runs quickly..........

Sorry, I don't eat junk food.

Kobolds are high in Omega-3s and antioxidants.

Anything that's related to Kobold Cleaver CAN"T be good for you.

Spreads Bar-b-q sauce on Kobold Cleaver

Whitles...
" Hey Vinny heres some nice eats!"
Runs quickly..........

Sorry, I don't eat junk food.

Vinny da Vulture wrote:

Make it a six-piece Chicken McNuggets and you've got a deal.

Anything for you my feathered harbinger of pestilence.

Sweet! Don't forget the BBQ Sauce. And I like that title. I'll have to change my profile....

Vinny da Vulture wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Vinny da Vulture wrote:

I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?

You're a bad, bad man.

No wonder I like you.

Does that mean I'll get a really good deal if I offer you my soul?

Umm...sure...oh yeah...I can get you quite the deal. The forces of hell are always looking for evil souls. Let's say a coupon for a McDonald's iced coffee. How does that sound?

Make it a six-piece Chicken McNuggets and you've got a deal.

Vinny da Vulture wrote:

I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?

You're a bad, bad man.

No wonder I like you.

Does that mean I'll get a really good deal if I offer you my soul?

I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?