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Rei: wait what does "<redacted> is experienced with fire" mean??? We could write up a dissertation on this subject...you know, if writing didn't steal words from our heads!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN Also know as "Annual Goblin Fire Festival (Number 63 for the year)!"
I too endorse this approach to problem solving!
Bah! He was nothing without Bass!Rankine is even bigger.Use Kelvin. YAY! ♫ "Clash, crash! Crush, smash!Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs! Pound, pound, far underground! Ho, ho! my lad!" ♫
Later that day... Should have used Goblins...
Lot more to say, but I should prepare for the Marxist reading circle in a few hours.Does that work like a magic circle against capitalism? I thought it was magic circle against bourgeoisie?
Speaking of knives. One friend of mine joked about you having to carry around all those knives and not having a "Returning" one yet, but actually, aren't you also just collecting them? Do they even have films on Golarion? I suppose an illusionist/bard could create an illusory story, but I would imagine such entertainments would be rare.
Fact is us Goblinz's iz er to stay so get used to it!
Testify!!!
That is exactly what I expect the goblin conspiracy to say...I find it very suspicious that the goblin iconic gets a write up before the book comes out when the other iconic write up all came after..,Fumbus has actually been available as a playable pregen for around 8 months. If anything this blog is a bit delayed since we waited until we were sure that goblins were going to stick as a core race before we released it. Hey! How did she find out about that?!? Who blabbed?
I got thirty hamsters to run thirty turbines to generate enough electricity to overload all of the capacitors. Then I hooked them up to the vending machine instead, because that seemed like it would be more fun!
Anybody need some discount rats? Right now we have a sale on: Buy ten rats and get a ratking, free!Oooooooooooo! Hey! Just in time! Our bilge rats all left on account of us not actually having a bilge...or ship for that matter.
Selena sighs and goes to the com station..."Goblins of Mistress Rysky's Goblin Navy! Use knives to cut the ropes...do not use fire or explosions...do not use molasses and try to eat your way through.""Um...probably still in the harbor trying to figure out how to untie their boats from the dock, Mistress""Well then give them knives and tell them to cut the ropes my pet."
...but I just got them ready!
Main function of internet...I thought the Internet was just for edition wars and pictures of cats.They have that! On the internet!!I am glad you linked to a cartoon, and not a video of people biologically procreating.Stuff and nonsense.I hoping there is a digital copy of me still extant as well in the 22C. I’m rather sanguine about the thought, I think it would be fun to have a bunch of digital monkeys ooking around the Internet.This is certainly the superior option to the messy biological alternatives. Ah, a true classic! ;)
*Loads jars of Pickles into the torpedo tubes* Fire! Do you mind?!? We (Star Captain Killjoy's crew, that is) are having an existential crisis relating to our modus operandi and the consequences involved... ...and Wilkins, our Goblin Scholar, is not here to tell us what to do! These longshanks are just so bloody rude...
Marines! Muster on the boat deck. Prepare for boarding."FIND ME A BOARD! IDEALLY WITH A NAIL THROUGH IT!" ...but what if they come back with bigger boards with bigger nails? How far could this escalate? Do we really want to get involved with this sort of arms race, or do we nip it in the bud before someone loses a spleen?
It's a crying shame Wilkins won't help; he is one serious scholar!
AYE, CAPTAIN! OK, somebody get a lasso, a big box, some string, a stick, and a jar of pickles...
WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
But it's ok to trade the Jekyll/Hyde elf for a (presumably) pyro little menace.Also now that I think about it since setsiel is now the Magus dosent this mean none of the core 12 Iconics are half elfs either? ... What's your point?... ;)
O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN! We are not only going to be able to still burn things, there are going to be a lot more of us able to do so!!!! We are finally accepted along side the halflings and the gnomes! WE HAVE ARRIVED!!!! HUZZAH!!!!
Really, one should at least be polite enough to introduce them self. Unless, I suppose, they have a succubus or Pugwampi allergy. YEAH! WE be Apotheosis of Decorum!
Dun dun DUN Really? I kind of prefer taupe myself...
Wait... or did she mean we wampis would train to be dentists? 'Cause I'd be up for that!DENTISTS AND OTHER SORCERERS ARE FORBIDDEN UNDER GOBLIN LAW! Wait...I thought sorcerers were OK, but wizards weren't...now I'm confused...
An awakened thessalhydra of my acquaintance has a recipe for elf involving a slow bake in an acid and green tea marinade with a sprig of mint that she says is delicious.I suppose I can just use the pickles as a garnish... I could eat.
The procedure is in code? Quick, somebody get a hobgoblin to read it and break the code! I mean, who cares if they have words stripped from their minds anyway?
Superlaser?!?!? OOOOHHH! Burny goodness!!!
But...but...what if it doesn't bleed?!?
Prior to the Qadira book, it was Elemental (Fire). :-) The Solar bloodline's a bit less user-friendly, I think. I like it, obviously, but I'd still recommend the elemental bloodline for someone playing a sorcerer for the first time.Ooo, favourite bloodline (it's Solar isn't it?)What are your Favourite classes to play?Rogues and blasty sorcerers. Just needs a better GUI. Something goblin-friendly would be fine!
OK, so here's the plan... MP, you and Hunt go in and distract the guards of the impound lot while Captain Killjoy and I set the impound on fire. After that, I'm sure we will think of someway to get the ship out! HUZZAH!!!!
YAYYYYYYYYYY!
How do we know she's a witch? Really? I thought it was because she weighed the same as a duck....
HA! Yeah, isn't it grea-
Earl-aye in the morning? Yay! Sea chanty! ♪♫ Hoorah! And up she rises
♪♫ What shall we do with a drunken goblin?
♪♫ Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.
♪♫ Put him in the bilge and make him drink it.
♪♫ Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
♪♫ Weigh heigh and up she rises
Perhaps rhyming "fling" with "sing"?
Sissyl sits and Sissyl reads,
>:(
Finally! Some real action in the story that involves violence and/or accidental injury. Really slow start there. And what's up with no songs?!?
THE THREAD IS OURS!!! BURN EVERYTHING!!!
Well, yes, if we want our message to come across clearly... ...of course we could always just stab people: very clear message and a lot more amusing... Forget what I just said! >:D
DRIVE THE MISCREANT FROM OUR MIDSTS! ...or is that 'mists'? Being illiterate, I can never tell...
Hmm, perhaps Wrath of the Righteous will make a better Suicide Squad for Tammy.Yes Tammy, think of all the puppies you can save... ...for LUNCH!!!!! >:)
Praise Sara Marie for Goblin Song! ♪♫ SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!
Rutabagas of Golarion - detailing the intense and oft times controversial agricultural practices involved with this noble tuber and how it underpins all the history of the Inner Sea Region!
I Blame Cosmo for Captain Killjoy not realizing that due to this BRILLIANT strategy, the Imperial Goblin Navy can never have a ship sunk or be defeated in naval combat! Huzzah!!!
So are we looking for a CAG for GAG or is that already in the bag? |
