Villian Dance's page

You putz, it's mine.

and what did I see,

One another note, just how do you get a horsemen, a coyote , a merc and a fedcom in the same group? that would be an interesting tell indeed.

The Wobbie's Jihad provides an excellent event to unite clanners, mercs, and Spheroids together.

Did I ever tell you about the time I outflew Darth Vader, in a medical shuttle?

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No. 3075 is still at the start of the Jihad. Not a lot of monsterous looking Mech there. Some of the WoB omnis look pretty animalistic, and the Hells Horses have a quad omni called the Balius that looks like a horse. However, most of the Clan mech, except the protomech, are still function more than form.

Yes. I understand the desire to tap into certain atavistic responses, but that's just silly. It got much worse in 3075 TR.

I've no idea either clanner. I've been out of the loop about as long as you.

The Rotteiler and the Word of Blake power armor.

I got a copy of TR: 3075 and I can accept the battlearmor, but quad battlearmor? Come on guys, I can't get behind that.

You guys have got to be kidding me. A clanner and a merc, is that the best this board can do?

Major Villian Dance, 2nd Armored Cavalry RCT, Federated Commonwealth

I haven'y seen the Bazaar around much lately either. Which reminds me, is there any work for a slightly discraced TIE pilot over there?

"Let's set down right there," Villian says. He points at a small unnamed settlement near the edge of the Dune Sea. "That looks like the kind of place I would go to hide."

"It looks like Tatooine or Mandalore are closest," Villian says. "take your pick."

"Alright, the droid's info says the location you want is about two klicks that way," Villian says. "Good luck."

"Sorry, we don't have time to camouflage a ship this size," Villian says. "The good news is that Marauders aren't equipped for orbital bombardment. We should leave some one to man the guns in case the TIEs come back though."

"Let's find a place to set down," Villian says. "If the Imps decide to land troops, I don't want to still be here."

Villian jams the thruster control as far forward as it will go. The Blood Eagle lurches forward with a speed that is unheard of for a ship this size. "Veeta, see if you can get those shields back up," he says as the Blood Eagle plunges into the planet's atmosphere.

Veeta needs to make a Mechanics check.

"Hold on," Villian shouts. "I'm going to try a Wotan Weave." With that, the ship begins to spin and corkscrew, while still diving for the planet.

"Hold on everybody, this is going to get bumpy," Villian announces as he cranks the engines to full power and power dives towards the planet.

1d20+16=24 to increase speed.

"Damn, if we bug out now, we may never get another chance," Villian says. "Two of you grab the gun turrets, and the otherone grab the co-pilot seat. Everyone strap in, this is going to get bumpy."

1d20+11=31

"The coordinates in this old R2 unit are practically ancient," Villian says. "Still I was able to get usable information. You might as well get comfortable. The navicomputer says it will take us almost a standard week to get there.

"We had better get going if we want to avoid traffic," Villian says with an awkward grin. He leads the way to the Hutt's private hanger. In one berth is one of the most famous starships in the galaxy the Millineum Falcon. Next to it is a battered YZ-775 with the name "Blood Eagle" written on the side. "That's our ride," Villian says pointing to the Blood Eagle.

"Thank you for your vote of confidence princess," Major Dance says.