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Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

...Well.. >I've done it<... now what..

Now I get to eat you!

Sorry, you're not allowed to eat fellow Jack.

Expletive. Are you certain of that? I am very hungry.

Wait, he has offered to summon some tasty ponies for me. I could eat those, though I prefer sentient creatures...

...Well.. >I've done it<... now what..

Now I get to eat you!

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

*licks Cheshire Cat*

Hello, Courtfool. What are you doing?

I think you're getting a little confused Plantjack. That's Llamafrog. He lives in our clubhouse, remember?

That was why I asked him how he was doing. My apologies, all poodles resemble each other closely.

*licks Cheshire Cat*

Hello, Courtfool. What are you doing?

I joined!
And, uh, Kobold Cleaver's cousin Joe "joined"...um....hmmm.

I am not a puppet! I serve the Jacks loyally!
Courtfool is back? Kobold Cleaver and his friends used to tell me stories about him...how no tree or plant was safe from his bladder...
*Hides under porch*
*Whimper*

*Rolls away from PlantJack's grasp.*

Oh, come on, you don't have to eat me! I didn't even break anything! The window was already open! Besides, I brought you a gift! I give you Jack A Nape's old head, I keep mine, and I won't have to break out the herbicides. Deal?

*Holds up severed head.*

Very well, you may live. I prefer my foes with a brain, anyways.

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

The Masked Rogue wrote:

*Quickly tumbles through an open window into the main room and grabs a nearby drink.*

So, anyone miss me?

Is he invited?

Well, technically this is an open house party. However, if you want to eat him, be my guest.

Excellent. Anyways, I believe that that was vandalism.

*Attempts to decapitate Masked Rogue*

*Quickly tumbles through an open window into the main room and grabs a nearby drink.*

So, anyone miss me?

Is he invited?

Llamafrog wrote:

*approaches plant jack, snifs it and raises a leg...*

Perhaps it would be wise to get away from Plantjack, Llamafrog.

Yes, it would indeed be most wise. I generally only eat things with a brain, but I may make an exception if you even try urinating on me.

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

I am not a spy. I am an emissary. It is merely convenient. This makes Kobold Cleaver and us Angry Jack Cultists less likely to go to war again, as that has cataclysmic consequences all too often. I am loyal to the Angry Jack Cult, however.

If relations between KC and us deteriorate, whose side will you take?

I will step out. Kobold Cleaver is responsible for my freedom, and my life, but I also serve the Angry Jack Cult. But Kobold Cleaver sent me here so that relations between us shall not deteriorate. He is much less likely to attack the Angry Jack Cult if one of his friends is in it.

Hey, good news! According to Frat Jack, we're all technically invited to the party! As he said...

Frat Jack wrote:

Oh, and I took the liberty to have an open house party... so when the thieves arrive they will be "invited" as well and avoid unpleasantness.

Oh, yeah, they also ritualistically sacrificed an expy of me to Plant-Jack, but who cares! Party!

I am still being hungry. I object to this invitation.

I am not a spy. I am an emissary. It is merely convenient. This makes Kobold Cleaver and us Angry Jack Cultists less likely to go to war again, as that has cataclysmic consequences all too often. I am loyal to the Angry Jack Cult, however.

That's not very nice. We be much betta than roaches. I tell ya, it's not easy being green.

If I were to decapitate you, you would continue speaking inside of my stomach. It induces nausea, which I am inclined to believe is why you frogs do it.

My point is that cockroaches are capable to doing that as well.

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

*Chomps head off thief*

Thank you very much. That tasted good.

That was so cool. BTW,you're welcome. Do you like frogs? There are going to be a few coming to the party as well.

Meh. They are very annoying while you are chewing their heads. They are like cockroaches.

*Chomps head off thief*
Thank you very much. That tasted good.

Could you theives please send in extra men? I haven't been eating well lately...

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

Oh, goody. Food's comin'?

Yep, just be patient.

When is the food coming? I am very hungry. We have not gotten many intruders lately.

Ok,ok. *Goes to the fridge and gets a lot of chicken, hot dogs,etc* *feeds Plantjack* Better?

I prefer decapitating sentient creatures. Thank you anyway.

*Munches on chicken*

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

Oh, goody. Food's comin'?

Yep, just be patient.

When is the food coming? I am very hungry. We have not gotten many intruders lately.

Oh, goody. Food's comin'?

*starts making phonecalls on preparation for the new year's party*

Yeah? hi hon, with Hugh Hefner please. Tell him the Jacks need are calling a favor back...

Are you ordering food?

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

I'm hungryyyyy....

I'll feed ya the next intruder, how about that?

Excelleeent.

I'm hungryyyyy....

*helps Frat Jack whack cousin Joe* If he joins, he has to assimilate. What would his name be?

Name being already chosen as 'Very Tempermental PlantJack'

Changing shape now.

Very Tempermental Plant wrote:

Okay, I'm pissed.

*Suddenly grows to colossal size*
DIE, YOU FRIGGIN SONS OF A b%**~!!!!!

Size is inconsequential. We shall Crush you.

*Steps on Defective*

How f***ing ironic.

Okay, I'm pissed.
*Suddenly grows to colossal size*
DIE, YOU FRIGGIN SONS OF A B%@$%!!!!!

*Follows others*

*Shrugs*

Let's follow him, I got no better ideas!

Can not you teleport here, out of?

*Attacks DPoM, attempting to decapitate*

*Bites head off Defective*

*Bites head off Pigeon*
Tasty...we got any salt?

Another one! This plant tried to eat one of our guards!

It's acting like it's unintelligent, but it's every bit as smart as us. Don't let it fool you.

*Grumblegrumblegrumble*

A massive snake uncoils from under the table, hissing. Seeing its foe, it attacks.
Haelyn's attack 1d20+4=15, if applicable damage 1d4-1=1 (plus poison, fortitude save DC 11 or 1d6 Con)