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I know that, and you know that, but I don't know that.

Here is Goofus's latest character introduction:
"This is Phil the Fighter. He's the long lost brother of Bill the Fighter, Will the Fighter, and Gil the Fighter. Like those other three (before their untimely deaths), he trained under the Master Fighter. Who, uh, didn't tell him that he had three brothers the same as the others. And, uh, that's it."

Gallant has trained his velociraptor animal companion very well, and she only attacks on his command.

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon ate the heart of the Alpha Gerbil and gained its power. This is why the descendants of these once-mighty beasts have been reduced to cute little balls of fluff.

old-fashioned way:

"Arrogant spelling
Is what brought about the end
Of the World," Steve said

I shapeshift into an idiot with a computer, who posts memes on social media without actually understanding what they're about and consequently ruining them.

Not really. I once spent an entire summer hallucinating that I was a giant dragon. Then I got bored of it and de-insanified myself.

That bottle was clearly labeled, STEVE.

The Paladin learned the esoteric art of Gun-Fu.

was hungry for

:/ The Killer Emoji

will now be on Wednesday!"

Chengar Qordath wrote:
Val'Ross the explorer wrote:
I know I am missing something. I like humans but when I get a mount, It has to be left behind when we go underground. GM make it difficult to enter with the mount.
That is, in my experience, the biggest problem that the Cavalier and any other mounted character run into. I really think nobody should play a mounted character before first asking the GM if that's going to work in the campaign. Because the Cavalier does kind of suck without their mount. It's one of the reasons why there's been a lot of requests for mount-less Cavalier archetypes.

One could also go with the Ghost Rider archetype in Occult Adventures. If there's a space your mount can't fit into, just put it inside your brain until the gap widens a bit.

I shapeshift into a Dietician, who informs his patients that drinking just sugar water is going to get them killed and convinces them to change their eating and drinking habits.

war between lions and alpaca that lasted

of Thanksgivings past.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet saw his parents gunned down before his eyes. He spent the next few decades preparing himself to rid the city of the criminal scourge that had ruined his life. At the end of his training, he tried to think up a symbol that would inspire terror in the criminal element, only to stumble into an open closet while thinking.

And thus, a legend was born.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet should not rule this city due to 50 years of unpaid parking fees.

"Casual Friday will now be

Poot: A Love Story

"Until then, suffer,"
Said the Emperor until
His minion's backstab

That glowing red sign
Is an indication of
The closest exit

which was made, ironically, of alpaca skin.

As long as evil continues to fester within the hearts of mortal men, lucky7 will never truly die.

MendedWall12 is America's next Top Model.

I have! It's both less horrifying and more horrifying at the same time!

(best known for

four week holiday,

They say that too many Pulgs in the kitchen spoils the broth. Mainly because he's so bad at cooking that he frequently burns water.

I shapeshift into a Spanish Galleon, which rides the Gulf Stream to get lots of treasure* from the New World!

* Some human suffering may apply

They really need

and it was "adopt a lion day."

Polysyllabic word!

Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for hobbsdadolfin.

the public still

and teeny-tiny robo-fangs.

"Sweet Finishing Move:
Thousand Gumdrop Punch!" Shouted
The Candy Style Monk

One error I've noticed is that in the beginning when comparing the Arcanist to the Wizard and Sorcerer, you say that Wizards cast more spells per day and Sorcerers have more spells known. I think it's supposed to be the other way around.

That would explain why I get a contact high every time we high-five.

to general confusion and arousal at the

by robot scanners which had

for the fifth

Fight on the dance floor
For control of every street
It's West Side Story

I think I remember you saying that you were going to invest it all in MySpace shares. You said it was a "sure thing." You were also drunk, if I'm remembering correctly.

In retrospect, it was kind of cruel to release a creature that lives in water into a barren desert.

The Paladin attended a wine tasting event held by his church to raise funds for charity.

via hastened lung cancer. This

Due to the curse of a dying hag, anyone who gives lucky7 a poncho gains complete control over his soul.

Mark Hoover wrote:

The nice thing about a Halfling sling staff is that enchantments to one part work on both. Also you're ALWAYS armed. No need to grab Quick Draw or burn Move actions on swapping out weapons. So starting at level 1

Halfling with weapon focus: slingstaff and the Warslinger trait is able to carry a light shield and still load the device as a Free action. At all times he's got high AC (light armor, light shield, decent AC and Small size), he's highly accurate with the ranged function of the weapon, he moves slow but can use his Move actions to actually move as opposed to 5' steps, and if a foe gets inside his range and he can't back up or someone moves past him within 5' he's got a handy club waiting.

I imagine you'll see a lot of fighter builds that start out Weapon Focus: Slingstaff, Point Blank Shot, then build up the ranged piece while also tacking on Specialization. No, you'll never be finessing with the melee part of the Slingstaff so your accuracy in melee may suffer but when you take Focus or Specialization feats they'll tack on bonuses to either Ranged or Melee with the weapon so that's nice.

Its a very efficient way to build a switch hitter. Downside is low strength but there's ways to pump that later in the game.

First off, I think you'd want high strength anyway since strength adds to ranged Slingstaff damage anyways.

Also, you could go with the Finesse Fighter Advanced Weapon Training and make the Slingstaff a Finesse weapon.

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I'll say this about IHIYC: his lawyers know their intellectual property laws.

But did you play it in the power zone?

Yelling Into the Abyss

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