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That's Not My Name
by The Ting Tings

Asator
by Amon Amarth

The Times They Are A-Changin'
performed here by Phil Collins

Well, they could be country songs, I guess...

Bad Company
by Bad Company

Train Kept A Rollin'
which has been coverd by every rock band ever, but this version is with The Yardbirds

The stakes are a bit lower for us Duck fans. ;D I'm looking forward to the Rose Bowl against Ohio State, which I think we'll have a good chance of winning. Gotta beat Arizona today, though.

Well, a severe dislike of the HVCS would certainly be appropriate. I'll have to think about it some more.

Also, HP rolls: 8+1d6+2;1d6+2;1d8+2;1d8+2

EDIT: Also, how much money/equipment would I start with?

Since Roach, Germain and Sherman seem to be the only ones going forward, the party is heavy on socially inept killers. Likable adventurers with an aptitude for mechanics or healing would be very useful.

THe main things can be found here.

I Have Been In You
by Frank Zappa

Runnin' With The Devil
by Van Halen

Any fisticuffs involved?

BTW, who is Tina Quinto? Facebook keeps telling me I should be her friend, as we share so many friends (such as Kruelaid an Mr. Malformed), but I have no idea whatsoever who she is.

Great Balls Of Fire
by Jerry Lee Lewis

Dust In The Wind
by Kansas

Adjusted actions for Jalana and WoS.

Jalana runs forward before squeezing off a shot.

Move to I12 before firing on the witchdoctor. Attack roll 17+8+1(Haste)=AC 26, damage 1+1=8, miss % roll 12=a miss.

Seeing party members tumble off the collapsing structure, Wings-of-Silver dives after them.

WoS has Teleport as a spell-like ability. Can he move down to Rolund, grab his hand and the teleport up to the south end of the bridge? If not, he just dives down, grabs Rolund and flies him to the north shore (I think the armoured Rolund too heavy to airlift back up for WoS).

LB still needs to make a Reflex save. After that, it's Runzyl's turn.

Yeah - I didn't bother linking that one...

Alone Again (Naturally)
by Gilbert O'Sullivan

Cuts Like A Knife
by Bryan Adams

I'm sure there are far worse songs out there, and I'm probably dating myself with the (very small) selection. But while just about every rock band sings about T&A all the time, those songs are just creepy... BTW, Ac/DC earns a free pass from this through the amazingly bad metaphors used here. That tune still makes me shake my head in wonder.

Jailbreak
by AC/DC

We now briefly interrupt this word game to bring you some sleaze! Which is sleazier:

* Winger's Seventeen
* Warrant's Cherry Pie
* Rainbow's All Night Long

I'm sure Dunken Nomad has some further suggestions...

Reflex save for poor Basher: 11+2=13. Damage 18-2(DR)=16. THat puts him at -9 on the bottom of the river. Does he need to breathe? If not, he's actually (sort of) OK as he doesn't bleed. We can get down there and recover him once we're done with the other Seren.

Basher reacts too slowly as the bridge collapses. He grabs for a piece of masonry, but it crumbles; helplessly clutching the large rock, the warforged drops into the water and does not resurface.

Jalana runs forward before squeezing off a shot.

Move to I12 before firing on the bowman in D31 (or, if he's dead, G31). Attack roll 17+8+1(Haste)=AC 26, damage 1+1=8, miss % roll 12=a miss.

Seeing that the melee on the bridge seems to be resolving itself in favour of the party, Wings-of-silver moves to engage a new enemy.

Move to H30 before attacking the Seren in G31. Attack roll 11+10=AC 21, damage 7+4=11, miss % roll 47.

Gil, then Runzyl.

Big Bottoms
by Spinal Tap, featuring every bass player in the observable universe

Lay Lady Lay
by Bob Dylan

South Of Heaven
by Slayer

My Own Savior
by Iced Earth

They could wear crocodile-hide platemail and ride okapis! What's not to like?

Being Boring
by Pet Shop Boys

I though the +16 modifier made it unnecessary. I'll post the chack in the future if needed, though.

Falling Off The Edge Of The World
by Black Sabbath

Jalana keeps firing at the Seren bowmen.

5' step to I6 before shooting on the guy in D31.
Attack 1: 11+8+1(Haste)=AC 20, damage 7+1=8, miss % roll 84.
Attack 2 (from Haste): 12+8+1=21, damage 4+1=7, miss % roll 21.

Wings-of-silver adjusts his position slightly before hewing a Seren warrior.

5' step to H22 before attacking the guy in I21. Attack roll 11+10+2(flank w/Basher)=AC 23, damage 7+4=11, miss % roll 87.

Gil and Runzyl are next.

Devil Inside
by INXS

What AinvarG said.

Pull Up To The Bumper
by Grace Jones

Bark At The Moon
by Ozzy Osbourne

White Wedding
by Billy Idol

No worries. I'm just annoye at myself; clearly I am not familiar with the flight rules (as evidenced by me screwing up WoS's flying movement two turns in a row here). I need to sit down and look at the rules one day soon.

Aw, for f&!@'s sake... If he can't charge the guy in D31, he'll attack the guy in I22 instead. Use the same rolls.

Jalana keeps firing at the Seren bowmen.

5' step to I5 before letting loose on the guy in D31.
Attack 1: 13+8+1(Haste)=AC 22, damage 5+1=6, miss % roll 34.
Attack 2 (from Haste): 12+8+1=21, damage 6+1=7, miss % roll 88.

Wings-of-silver, wings beating furiously, climbs out of the gorge and throws himself at a Seren archer.

Charge to D30. Attack roll 19!+10+2(charge)=AC 31. Confirmation roll 13+10+2=AC 25. Damage 9+5=14x2=28. Finally, miss % roll 57.

Runzyl's next.

Pass The Dutchie
by Musical Youth

Alternatively, to keep Celestial Healer happy, we could go with the Alvin And The Chipmunks version.

While I do not want to endorse to the idiotic view that "it is profitable, so it must be good" (see the Transformers 2 thread for a particularly pathetic example of this), I guess that we could have one of two possible Paizos.

* We could have the Paizo of the Dungeon and Dragon glory days, with a relatively small revenue base and limited abilty to publish widely. This Paizo was small, cozy and almost unfailingly polite.

* Alternatively, we can have the Paizo of today, with an expanded internet presence and a bigger range of in-house products. While this makes Paizo more financially secure, it also attracts a number of [insert derogatory term here] and is thus less polite or even interesting.

While it is a shame that we have to suffer through the likes of Frank Trollman and suchlike in order to keep Paizo churning out high quality products, it is a price I'm willing to pay - especially as it is easy for us to ignore the trolls. The guy I feel sorry for is Gary, as he has to moderate all the crap being flung around.

It's all the internet's fault! *shakes fist*

But seriously, messageboarding leads to this sort of crap. Back in the good old days, you'd have to write a letter to the editor in Dragon in order to voice your displeasure with the system changes ("What?! No THAC0!!?? You have destroyed the greatest game ever!"), which ended to put a damper on things. Now, any schmuck with a keyboard can crank on endlessly on why people he disagrees with are n00bs and full of epic fail.

Big Balls
by AC/DC

With a few exceptions, I don't even look at the stuff on the top 60% or so on the website, and I don't think have since the RPG Superstar competitions started; it all looks like ill-conceived whining and esoteric complaints to me.

PS: This is something that has annoyed me for a while. What is the Stormwind Fallacy, or whatever the young 'uns call it?

Polkarama!
by Weird Al Yankovic

Pigs On The Wing
by Pink Floyd

Can you please indicate his altitude? Is 15' under the lip of the gorge 35' from the bottom?

Jalana fires her bow at the tribesmen.

No move. She fires at the same targets as Janosz.
Attack 1: 13+8+1(Haste)=AC 22, damage 5+1=6.
Attack 2 (from Haste): 11+8+1=20, damage 6+1=7.

Perception check to notice any recently revealed spellcasters 13+7=20.

Wings-of-silver launches himself off the ground and dives into the gorge.

Move to R26. He's flying under the bridge, and is 15' under the lip of the gorge.

Perception check to notice anything interesting along the way 14+10=24.

Runzyl's next.

Kall Of Ktulu
by Metallica

Yes, they did spell it like that. :)

No Limits
by Udo Dirkschneider

Under The Ice
by Blind Guardian

Midnight Mover
by Accept

Bungalow Bill
by The Beatles