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Also, would be nice if some budding artists would contribute to this project ... just because ...

:)


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Damn badgah has a cloaking device, I tell ya!


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Mike frightens me with his beasties.

Even the cute ones? They're furballs of hate. Just waiting to take my hit points.

Mike also likes to (in)directly kill my PCs in real life.

I owe him a TPK.


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This is how I may have to pay bills after 3 years w/o stable employment.

<takes off clothes>


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Solnes wrote:

Good Morning FawtL's! So I see Kirk told you guys about our big summer move. :) Im very excited. Its a whole new ball game for me. No more retail. Ill be doing payables and apprentice accounting.

My new boss is very agreeable and laid back. So much so that I am to write my two year contact myself and he will tweak it if he feels it needs it. I was hoping you could help me Sebastian.. if you have some time. I have no idea how to even begin. This request for advice is not limited to the pony.. in case any of you other professionals have a few spare minutes :)

Just hopped in briefly to read / skim about the FAWESOME news. :D

You may resume chaos & disorder.


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Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Given what you do for a living, someone will be drawing disability prematurely and I'll cause a bio-hazard. You don't want me anywhere near that stuff. :D
Aw c'mon. I've done this for ten years and I'm fine... you've met me. ;)

Why do you think we're not allowed to occupy the same state again? They're worried we'll set something off.

#drowdiscrimination


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Given what you do for a living, someone will be drawing disability prematurely and I'll cause a bio-hazard. You don't want me anywhere near that stuff. :D


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I want some job interviews. I'm a lot smarter than I am deaf.

Seriously.

I'll even take an eight hour course to learn how to kick ass in the workplace.


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So, where's this bodyguard course? And curious, what martial arts?

Do they have a speedreader version? I may have to pick up a copy on Amazon or at Half Price Books.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Urizen sighting!!!

It's clearly your fault. You must've had a high level summoning spell tucked under your plumage.

EDIT: While I'm checking what's under your plumage ... nekkid.


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TheWhiteknife wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:

Hug the lightweight and fall over.

Forget 8 hour courses. My elementary school had a battledome.

haha that was actually something taught in those 9 years of middle-high school wrestling: If your opponent is 8 in or more shorter than you, do that. It works. I know, I was only 5'4 until I hit 19. 8/

Imagine if you had that 8 hour training course tucked into that nine years of grade school wrestling? You'd have gone to Iowa on a full-ride scholarship. Dan Gable would have given you the red carpet treatment. He'd even show you an unsanctioned reach around.

I wonder if there's a three hour version. I need to squeeze in some snacks.


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I dunno. Nerd rage is serious business.

Don't touch my dice, bro.

#makesthreateninggestures

Forget eight-hours. What can I learn in four hours? I need a nap.


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3,615 new posts? Nobody ain't got time for that.

Hi.

P.S. Nice to see my simulacrums are still channeling my essence of thirty-four-depravities.

You may resume dysfunction.


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I'd be like Dalton in Road House cleaning up bar scum. Hell, it's a job. Better than what I haven't been doing the last three plus years.

I need this eight hour course.


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I'll bite.

1) Where's this 8 hour class I can sign up for to make me Chuck Norris indestructible?

2) Why are you unable to join the military or the police? With an 8 hour course that would make a 19 year old have some serious combat training, you'd think we'd be whipping ass overseas and would want to have more of those types on the front lines. Right?


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2,078 new posts? No one has time for that.

I just hopped on long enough to read an informative post by Sebastian on how to craft effective paragraphs. Hope you're doing well, folks that I don't get to encounter on bookface. :)

Now back to my perfunctory rule 34 Pinterest feed.


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Crap. I'm procrastinating from doing my homework AND sitting naked, too.

And this jar of peanut butter isn't going to eat itself. Nor will that energy drink consume itself, either.

It's also 19 degrees outside.

I should throw a party and involve blackjack and hookers.

On second thought, forget the party.


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5,745 new posts? Frak that noise.

Just dropping in for a moment to say hi. I know some of you who are on Facebook we communicate, but there's a score of you that I don't encounter much because of that.

Spring 2013 Semester starts today. I'm insane for taking yet another math course. But I'm going to dip my hand into HTML. Need to reinvent myself so that I can dominate all the Internet 34s.

It is my destiny. </cue Imperial March>

Ciao, meatbags!


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Owen K. C. Stephens wrote:
Kolokotroni wrote:
So basically you have kind of backed your way into doing a pathfinder modern/future with a post apocalyptic setting and may kickstart it to get the project moving?

Yeah, that is high on the list of ways I see this coming together.

Kolokotroni wrote:
If you do kickstart this, would there be any correlation between the pathfinder modern kickstart and this one? Particularly around those first 6 backers for the iconics. Not insisting or anything I am just curious.

I honestly don't know yet. I certainly want to give respect to the people who supported us in the failed p20 Modern Kickstarter, but I also want to treat the wotA pre-order folks well. so I do not know where I'll draw the "give extra treats" line. I hadn't even thought about it yet.

But when we start talking about a date for beginning a Kickstarter, I'll be sure to address the question. With luck, I think of a way to make all our biggest supporters feel valued. :D

Thanks!

A little late to this as I've been on a sabbatical from Paizo with the exception of links that direct me to something of interest (just like I saw off of your Facebook wall earlier). I thought the same thing as Kolokotroni because like him, I was one of the first six backers. And I also have pre-ordered for WotA.

All that I can say is that I'll simply watch with baited breath as to what you'll pin down for this project and hope for the best. I've said elsewhere, but I'll repeat here that I'm giddy with glee that you're helming this project. I hope it's good karma, Owen. :D


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I've put in a word to Darth Anonymous to hold ransom a cache of Star Wars rarites near the Redmond area along with the full backing power of the Trade Federation to create an embargo blockade with the full intent realized to make this project come to fruition. Order 66 is on standby if some younglings need to be force choked for the sake of "diplomacy."

P.S. That's no moon in the horizon, either.


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Grand Magus wrote:
Urizen wrote:
It means you should schedule a visit to see a psychiatrist, immerse yourself into a new hobby to fill up your free time, watch reruns of the 700 Club, or cease and desist OTD trolling?

.

Why does it mean that?

** spoiler omitted **

.

Spoiler:

Pot. Kettle. Black.

P.S. I'm not the one posting these redundant topics that really don't amount to anything worthwhile. Maybe you should hang a mandala above your computer monitor and see if Jung speaks to you.

Or yeowls from a frying pan.


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It means you should schedule a visit to see a psychiatrist, immerse yourself into a new hobby to fill up your free time, watch reruns of the 700 Club, or cease and desist OTD trolling?


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DSXMachina wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Uh oh the little one is awake.
I said the same thing earlier this morning around 0500.

*Channeling Urizen*

Did your wife take care of it?

Rawr.

Keep this up and you're about due for your own Urizen simulacrum.

soon I will outnumber the jacks ... and then the path toward the dark side to rule the Internet's thirty-fours shall commence ...


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mrgh. These boards keeping changing. They ain't what they used to be all those years ago.
Boards gotten fierce man.
Next thing you know, Gary'll put a nail through the boards and use them smack people with.

He can insert nails within the physical banhammer that was gifted to him.

What happens when the corgi gets a taste of some gamma rays ...


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I prefer to think I'm simply talking to myself and anyone who decides to respond is a figment of my overactive imagination.


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What the hell? I just got word about this, so I stumbled over into this thread.

This is a trap. You're trying to wrestle me from my atheism to follow the one true god.

The Frog God.

How amphibimalevolent of you.


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taig wrote:

I don't know if that's romantic, per se, but my wife and I have non-traditional notions of romance.

I applaud you for attempting to participate in BDSM at a restaurant. But I admit that 'check please' as the safe word is a nice touch.


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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Best conversation ever with my roommate:

Me: "You know, I just realized that I know four openly schizophrenic people, and they all have extensive record collections. You think there's any sort of correlation between the two?"

Roommate: Long pause. "Well... don't date a chick who collects records?"

That would be a snippet which would make into a status update I'd post if I was involved. Awesome!
Dude, do whatever you want with it.

Thanks for the offer, but I'm trying my best with my own material. All you. :)


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Freehold DM wrote:
HOLY S$&*, GUYS! I'M IN THE DAILY NEWS AGAIN!!!!!

So you're a Decepticon?


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Emperor7 wrote:

Hmm, the Tigers are going to the World Series. It's Friday, and I'm off work on Monday. I'm eating bacon.

WHEN THE HELL DID I GET REPLACED BY A POD PERSON?!

Never mind. Never ###k a gift pod in the mouth.

Happy Friday, Earthlings!

Especially with a mouthful of bacon. Cream with pork is not kosher.


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DSXMachina wrote:

Bops into thread.

Going out for Brazilian waxing tonight, for a friends birthday party.
Meat, meat & more meat!

Hope he got his money's worth.


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Crimson Jester wrote:
Sent in my advanced voter ballot today. It is all done for me.

Glad you got one of those. The basic version I got only afforded me only a single option to vote on.

That's why I have to look at 3PP's for alternate options despite the fact that it's not allowed for regular society organized voting.


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Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mmmm beer and relaxation. And skimming pages of FAWTL. What could be better?

A third date with a happy ending.


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lynora wrote:

So tired. Did sleep a couple of hours last night. Had to rewrite my program this morning because it was such a mess it was better to start from scratch. Still couldn't get output. Gotta love an automatic 20 points off a 50 point assignment....and I know I'll lose more on top of that. >.<

In my defense, the compiler kept telling me that there was nothing wrong with the program. It just didn't produce output. Well, at least I turned in something I guess.
But I am getting sick of these all-nighters. :/

I hear nooners, OTOH, are awesome. Maybe that'll make a difference?


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Orthos wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Orthos wrote:

Me: "Wish I could listen to my MP3 player in my car. I have a cassette deck adapter for when I'm in the van, but the car's too new to have one and too old to have an MP3/USB jack."

Coworker: "Why don't you get one of those things that lets you play your MP3 player through your cigarette outlet?"
Me: "Ooh good idea, didn't know those existed."

*goes to search*

And of course the WalMart right across the street from my office doesn't carry ANY of them.

???

An MP3 player can charge via your cigarette outlet, but cannot play through one, since that outlet is not connected to your speakers.

The things I found were all FM-converter thingies. One end plugged into the cigarette outlet, the other had a headphone jack. Adjust it to a particular station and it tells the radio to play from your player instead of that frequency. I don't know how it works, really, just that it does.

Prayer.


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Aberzombie wrote:
I think I like Phil Collins better when he's with Genesis.

I think I like Genesis better when they were with Peter Gabriel.


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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Best conversation ever with my roommate:

Me: "You know, I just realized that I know four openly schizophrenic people, and they all have extensive record collections. You think there's any sort of correlation between the two?"

Roommate: Long pause. "Well... don't date a chick who collects records?"

That would be a snippet which would make into a status update I'd post if I was involved. Awesome!


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Drejk wrote:
The b**** is back and I am going down.

<high-fives>


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DSXMachina wrote:

*hangs out teabag*

There you go...

That's a veritable rain forest you have there.


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Scintillae wrote:

Morning, all. Looks to be a nice, breezy, not too warm surprise day off.

Watches the phone, daring it to announce an emergency sub job

Replace 'sub' with 'hand' and I guarantee I will never let the phone out of my sight.

It just needs to ring.

Everyone deserves a day with a happy ending, right?


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Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Well, this job has to impress me a bit for me to take it. It's in Manhattan, and I'm going to need at least another $400-$500 (net) per month to make it worth the commute. But maybe they will indeed pay that well.
Dude, we'll be able to do lunch and hang out more and stuff!!!!

That's a euphemism for a nooner, obviously.


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Shame that you're a paranoid bolshevik cafone with regard to social networking, Trotsky Redbeard. You miss out such remarks from me like I made earlier:

Spoiler:

Note to self: refrain from delving into analytical psychology and mutualism economic theory back-to-back without any form of caffeine the entire day. It's a dangerous initiation rite of passage where one comes to grips that laissez-faire capitalism is a de facto oxymoron as the phenomenon denies the free market enterprise while purportedly exemplifying it within the public eye by paying lip service to the emperor's new clothes at the bal masqué.

To the few which this brief soliloquy of delirium makes any lick of sense, I adore you. But enough of this affair with Jung and Proudhon; I need a Red Bull.

Or a finely poured cognac.

Or in your case:

Spoiler:

<bubblebubblebubble>


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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

At some point you have to ask yourself: would you rather have a bff who will always be well-behaved and polite at the dinner table or would you rather have a bff who would tackle a cop in riot gear to save your ass.

I have no regrets.

Especially if tackle is a euphemism.


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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Your Highness

I loved this when I saw it in the theaters and I loved it when I watched it on DVD.

I've seen people on here talk shiznit about it, but I think it's the best D&D movie evah! A+.

I saw it in the theater, too.

NEEDS MOAR GRATUITOUS NATALIE PORTMAN ASS SCENES

I AM DISAPPOINT


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I wouldn't worry about that.

String theory will save us.


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Caught up. My work completed.

Hell awaits. Debauchery beckons.


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Emperor7 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Fah! Give me dead-tree version any day, and twice on Thursdays.
*shakes fist*

Doing his part to keep the dwindling porn magazine empire alive.


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Jess Door wrote:
Orthos wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:

and you forgot the u. It's Labour, colour and Honour.

Like in 'Small Favour' by Jim Butcher.

Come again? ;P

I was just reminiscing on the donut scene this weekend with a friend!

SPRINKLES!!!!

Coincidentally, I was reminiscing the Rule 34 version of this.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Well, this job has to impress me a bit for me to take it. It's in Manhattan, and I'm going to need at least another $400-$500 (net) per month to make it worth the commute. But maybe they will indeed pay that well.

It IS all about the raise. They obviously need to deliver the master stroke to secure your interest.


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heliopolix wrote:
Agh I know the stress of job hunting - doing it myself. Tons of submissions, few calls back, minimal interviews, no offers. Hope you get it!

That's my gig. Consistent, but the pay sucks.

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