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3,881 new posts?

No.

Luckily I saw HD's marriage pics on FB, but I want to reiterate the congratulations on the hitching up. The man is going pure legit!

As for everyone else, HI!


As a side note before I disappear, it's nice to see some familiar aliases and I have to admit, there's a handful I don't recognize. Or I'm getting senile.


Speaking of BTTH ...

Lifts up shirt ...

... nah, you don't want these.


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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Lots of old faces coming through. Fawesome!
I took a detour via a hyperlink through Wichita.

Uri!

:)

One half of our favorite acronym!

BT - TH!


Freehold DM wrote:
It's damn good to see everyone again.

You realize your Facebook page is but a candle to the real presence if it were to surface. Hell, Shiny was a hold out for ages ... ;)


Celestial Healer wrote:
Lots of old faces coming through. Fawesome!

I took a detour via a hyperlink through Wichita.


Freehold DM wrote:
Urizen wrote:

2,147 new posts?

No one ain't got time for that.

Unless it's BTTH.

According to your syntax, it's time for you to get reading.

Too many Internet lolcats to filter through; no can do, nubian ninjaneer.

EDIT: I'll show you mine if you show me yours?

<streaks through thread>

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


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2,147 new posts?

No one ain't got time for that.

Unless it's BTTH.


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"The Dingo's on the loose again."


Hey there, FHDM! I know I've been AWOL a bit, but I caught a glimpse of the thread & I want to know that I'm pulling for you, my friend. Without knowing the details, I feel a bit of resonation that we've worn similar shoes, so I may relate.

You keep that sexual chocolate intact for me, chief. And you hang in there. And I apologize if I seem erratic but it's been a long day & a long night if you get my drift.

Thinking of you, cochise.


Freehold DM wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Your thread in PIE lead me on here and I decided to drop in. I wasn't going to wade through the 7.8k unread messages. Just wanted to say 'hi', but I usually run across most of you via that social network ad spamming thing. =)
you can only find me here, however. ..

I believe you exist on Yahoo Messenger, but it's very rare I ever have that loaded, much less installed ...


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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:

And on that note ...

vaya con dios and thirty-four to rule them all!

:streaks out naked:

Has anyone heard from Urizen?

P.S. I blame BT. He seems to be able to accomplish this feat w/o the means of FB.

P.P.S. Impeccable timing.


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Your thread in PIE lead me on here and I decided to drop in. I wasn't going to wade through the 7.8k unread messages. Just wanted to say 'hi', but I usually run across most of you via that social network ad spamming thing. =)


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But you know you guys really want this.

<runs naked throughout the thread>

And on that note ... <waves>

EDIT: Damnit, I spoke too soon. <picks up pants>


My bank account was still hit for $101.89 and my account was overdrawn and an NSF/OD was applied on top of that.

I need to get this remedied.

:(


I ran into a bit of a money crunch with some unplanned expenses this month, so I was wondering if I can postpone this order until next month's subscription cycle and combine it with that one (because I still want this).

Please confirm and thanks in advance. :)


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

<breathes heavily>

Shut up and take my money, why don't you?


And on that note ...

vaya con dios and thirty-four to rule them all!

:streaks out naked:


There can be only one BBEG in that city.


Prepare / Inform Detroit for my arrival, E7.


But I have to go early because I'm leaving for the weekend and I need to take down my laptop.


I hope there's porn in there. I like porn in my DCTD.


GET OFF MY LAWN NOOBS


Very slow. I can't blitz post right now, even.

Damn Pathfinder success.


But that's not what your mom said to me last night.


Ain't got time for that.


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3,140 new posts?


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Also, would be nice if some budding artists would contribute to this project ... just because ...

:)


Damn badgah has a cloaking device, I tell ya!


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Mike frightens me with his beasties.

Even the cute ones? They're furballs of hate. Just waiting to take my hit points.

Mike also likes to (in)directly kill my PCs in real life.

I owe him a TPK.


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This is how I may have to pay bills after 3 years w/o stable employment.

<takes off clothes>


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Solnes wrote:

Good Morning FawtL's! So I see Kirk told you guys about our big summer move. :) Im very excited. Its a whole new ball game for me. No more retail. Ill be doing payables and apprentice accounting.

My new boss is very agreeable and laid back. So much so that I am to write my two year contact myself and he will tweak it if he feels it needs it. I was hoping you could help me Sebastian.. if you have some time. I have no idea how to even begin. This request for advice is not limited to the pony.. in case any of you other professionals have a few spare minutes :)

Just hopped in briefly to read / skim about the FAWESOME news. :D

You may resume chaos & disorder.


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Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Given what you do for a living, someone will be drawing disability prematurely and I'll cause a bio-hazard. You don't want me anywhere near that stuff. :D
Aw c'mon. I've done this for ten years and I'm fine... you've met me. ;)

Why do you think we're not allowed to occupy the same state again? They're worried we'll set something off.

#drowdiscrimination


Given what you do for a living, someone will be drawing disability prematurely and I'll cause a bio-hazard. You don't want me anywhere near that stuff. :D


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I want some job interviews. I'm a lot smarter than I am deaf.

Seriously.

I'll even take an eight hour course to learn how to kick ass in the workplace.


So, where's this bodyguard course? And curious, what martial arts?

Do they have a speedreader version? I may have to pick up a copy on Amazon or at Half Price Books.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Urizen sighting!!!

It's clearly your fault. You must've had a high level summoning spell tucked under your plumage.

EDIT: While I'm checking what's under your plumage ... nekkid.


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TheWhiteknife wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:

Hug the lightweight and fall over.

Forget 8 hour courses. My elementary school had a battledome.

haha that was actually something taught in those 9 years of middle-high school wrestling: If your opponent is 8 in or more shorter than you, do that. It works. I know, I was only 5'4 until I hit 19. 8/

Imagine if you had that 8 hour training course tucked into that nine years of grade school wrestling? You'd have gone to Iowa on a full-ride scholarship. Dan Gable would have given you the red carpet treatment. He'd even show you an unsanctioned reach around.

I wonder if there's a three hour version. I need to squeeze in some snacks.


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I dunno. Nerd rage is serious business.

Don't touch my dice, bro.

#makesthreateninggestures

Forget eight-hours. What can I learn in four hours? I need a nap.


3,615 new posts? Nobody ain't got time for that.

Hi.

P.S. Nice to see my simulacrums are still channeling my essence of thirty-four-depravities.

You may resume dysfunction.


I'd be like Dalton in Road House cleaning up bar scum. Hell, it's a job. Better than what I haven't been doing the last three plus years.

I need this eight hour course.


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I'll bite.

1) Where's this 8 hour class I can sign up for to make me Chuck Norris indestructible?

2) Why are you unable to join the military or the police? With an 8 hour course that would make a 19 year old have some serious combat training, you'd think we'd be whipping ass overseas and would want to have more of those types on the front lines. Right?


2,078 new posts? No one has time for that.

I just hopped on long enough to read an informative post by Sebastian on how to craft effective paragraphs. Hope you're doing well, folks that I don't get to encounter on bookface. :)

Now back to my perfunctory rule 34 Pinterest feed.


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Crap. I'm procrastinating from doing my homework AND sitting naked, too.

And this jar of peanut butter isn't going to eat itself. Nor will that energy drink consume itself, either.

It's also 19 degrees outside.

I should throw a party and involve blackjack and hookers.

On second thought, forget the party.


5,745 new posts? Frak that noise.

Just dropping in for a moment to say hi. I know some of you who are on Facebook we communicate, but there's a score of you that I don't encounter much because of that.

Spring 2013 Semester starts today. I'm insane for taking yet another math course. But I'm going to dip my hand into HTML. Need to reinvent myself so that I can dominate all the Internet 34s.

It is my destiny. </cue Imperial March>

Ciao, meatbags!


Owen K. C. Stephens wrote:
Kolokotroni wrote:
So basically you have kind of backed your way into doing a pathfinder modern/future with a post apocalyptic setting and may kickstart it to get the project moving?

Yeah, that is high on the list of ways I see this coming together.

Kolokotroni wrote:
If you do kickstart this, would there be any correlation between the pathfinder modern kickstart and this one? Particularly around those first 6 backers for the iconics. Not insisting or anything I am just curious.

I honestly don't know yet. I certainly want to give respect to the people who supported us in the failed p20 Modern Kickstarter, but I also want to treat the wotA pre-order folks well. so I do not know where I'll draw the "give extra treats" line. I hadn't even thought about it yet.

But when we start talking about a date for beginning a Kickstarter, I'll be sure to address the question. With luck, I think of a way to make all our biggest supporters feel valued. :D

Thanks!

A little late to this as I've been on a sabbatical from Paizo with the exception of links that direct me to something of interest (just like I saw off of your Facebook wall earlier). I thought the same thing as Kolokotroni because like him, I was one of the first six backers. And I also have pre-ordered for WotA.

All that I can say is that I'll simply watch with baited breath as to what you'll pin down for this project and hope for the best. I've said elsewhere, but I'll repeat here that I'm giddy with glee that you're helming this project. I hope it's good karma, Owen. :D


I've put in a word to Darth Anonymous to hold ransom a cache of Star Wars rarites near the Redmond area along with the full backing power of the Trade Federation to create an embargo blockade with the full intent realized to make this project come to fruition. Order 66 is on standby if some younglings need to be force choked for the sake of "diplomacy."

P.S. That's no moon in the horizon, either.


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Grand Magus wrote:
Urizen wrote:
It means you should schedule a visit to see a psychiatrist, immerse yourself into a new hobby to fill up your free time, watch reruns of the 700 Club, or cease and desist OTD trolling?

.

Why does it mean that?

** spoiler omitted **

.

Spoiler:

Pot. Kettle. Black.

P.S. I'm not the one posting these redundant topics that really don't amount to anything worthwhile. Maybe you should hang a mandala above your computer monitor and see if Jung speaks to you.

Or yeowls from a frying pan.


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It means you should schedule a visit to see a psychiatrist, immerse yourself into a new hobby to fill up your free time, watch reruns of the 700 Club, or cease and desist OTD trolling?


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DSXMachina wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Uh oh the little one is awake.
I said the same thing earlier this morning around 0500.

*Channeling Urizen*

Did your wife take care of it?

Rawr.

Keep this up and you're about due for your own Urizen simulacrum.

soon I will outnumber the jacks ... and then the path toward the dark side to rule the Internet's thirty-fours shall commence ...

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