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18,617 posts (20,503 including aliases). 3 reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 31 aliases.


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3,881 new posts?

No.

Luckily I saw HD's marriage pics on FB, but I want to reiterate the congratulations on the hitching up. The man is going pure legit!

As for everyone else, HI!


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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Lots of old faces coming through. Fawesome!
I took a detour via a hyperlink through Wichita.

Uri!

:)

One half of our favorite acronym!

BT - TH!


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2,147 new posts?

No one ain't got time for that.

Unless it's BTTH.


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"The Dingo's on the loose again."


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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:

And on that note ...

vaya con dios and thirty-four to rule them all!

:streaks out naked:

Has anyone heard from Urizen?

P.S. I blame BT. He seems to be able to accomplish this feat w/o the means of FB.

P.P.S. Impeccable timing.


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I CAN'T HANDLE THE TEST!


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Your thread in PIE lead me on here and I decided to drop in. I wasn't going to wade through the 7.8k unread messages. Just wanted to say 'hi', but I usually run across most of you via that social network ad spamming thing. =)


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But you know you guys really want this.

<runs naked throughout the thread>

And on that note ... <waves>

EDIT: Damnit, I spoke too soon. <picks up pants>


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This place looks like an abyss.


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Detroit will be mine.

B!tches leave.

I'm not a nice guy.


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I'm not saying it's Mairkurion. I'm saying it's aliens!


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Why do you hate me, Taig?


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3,140 new posts?


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Also, would be nice if some budding artists would contribute to this project ... just because ...

:)


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Mike frightens me with his beasties.

Even the cute ones? They're furballs of hate. Just waiting to take my hit points.

Mike also likes to (in)directly kill my PCs in real life.

I owe him a TPK.


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This is how I may have to pay bills after 3 years w/o stable employment.

<takes off clothes>


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Solnes wrote:

Good Morning FawtL's! So I see Kirk told you guys about our big summer move. :) Im very excited. Its a whole new ball game for me. No more retail. Ill be doing payables and apprentice accounting.

My new boss is very agreeable and laid back. So much so that I am to write my two year contact myself and he will tweak it if he feels it needs it. I was hoping you could help me Sebastian.. if you have some time. I have no idea how to even begin. This request for advice is not limited to the pony.. in case any of you other professionals have a few spare minutes :)

Just hopped in briefly to read / skim about the FAWESOME news. :D

You may resume chaos & disorder.


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Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Given what you do for a living, someone will be drawing disability prematurely and I'll cause a bio-hazard. You don't want me anywhere near that stuff. :D
Aw c'mon. I've done this for ten years and I'm fine... you've met me. ;)

Why do you think we're not allowed to occupy the same state again? They're worried we'll set something off.

#drowdiscrimination


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I want some job interviews. I'm a lot smarter than I am deaf.

Seriously.

I'll even take an eight hour course to learn how to kick ass in the workplace.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Urizen sighting!!!

It's clearly your fault. You must've had a high level summoning spell tucked under your plumage.

EDIT: While I'm checking what's under your plumage ... nekkid.


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TheWhiteknife wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:

Hug the lightweight and fall over.

Forget 8 hour courses. My elementary school had a battledome.

haha that was actually something taught in those 9 years of middle-high school wrestling: If your opponent is 8 in or more shorter than you, do that. It works. I know, I was only 5'4 until I hit 19. 8/

Imagine if you had that 8 hour training course tucked into that nine years of grade school wrestling? You'd have gone to Iowa on a full-ride scholarship. Dan Gable would have given you the red carpet treatment. He'd even show you an unsanctioned reach around.

I wonder if there's a three hour version. I need to squeeze in some snacks.


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I dunno. Nerd rage is serious business.

Don't touch my dice, bro.

#makesthreateninggestures

Forget eight-hours. What can I learn in four hours? I need a nap.


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I'll bite.

1) Where's this 8 hour class I can sign up for to make me Chuck Norris indestructible?

2) Why are you unable to join the military or the police? With an 8 hour course that would make a 19 year old have some serious combat training, you'd think we'd be whipping ass overseas and would want to have more of those types on the front lines. Right?


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Crap. I'm procrastinating from doing my homework AND sitting naked, too.

And this jar of peanut butter isn't going to eat itself. Nor will that energy drink consume itself, either.

It's also 19 degrees outside.

I should throw a party and involve blackjack and hookers.

On second thought, forget the party.


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Grand Magus wrote:
Urizen wrote:
It means you should schedule a visit to see a psychiatrist, immerse yourself into a new hobby to fill up your free time, watch reruns of the 700 Club, or cease and desist OTD trolling?

.

Why does it mean that?

** spoiler omitted **

.

Spoiler:

Pot. Kettle. Black.

P.S. I'm not the one posting these redundant topics that really don't amount to anything worthwhile. Maybe you should hang a mandala above your computer monitor and see if Jung speaks to you.

Or yeowls from a frying pan.


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It means you should schedule a visit to see a psychiatrist, immerse yourself into a new hobby to fill up your free time, watch reruns of the 700 Club, or cease and desist OTD trolling?


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DSXMachina wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Uh oh the little one is awake.
I said the same thing earlier this morning around 0500.

*Channeling Urizen*

Did your wife take care of it?

Rawr.

Keep this up and you're about due for your own Urizen simulacrum.

soon I will outnumber the jacks ... and then the path toward the dark side to rule the Internet's thirty-fours shall commence ...


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I prefer to think I'm simply talking to myself and anyone who decides to respond is a figment of my overactive imagination.


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What the hell? I just got word about this, so I stumbled over into this thread.

This is a trap. You're trying to wrestle me from my atheism to follow the one true god.

The Frog God.

How amphibimalevolent of you.


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taig wrote:

I don't know if that's romantic, per se, but my wife and I have non-traditional notions of romance.

I applaud you for attempting to participate in BDSM at a restaurant. But I admit that 'check please' as the safe word is a nice touch.


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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Best conversation ever with my roommate:

Me: "You know, I just realized that I know four openly schizophrenic people, and they all have extensive record collections. You think there's any sort of correlation between the two?"

Roommate: Long pause. "Well... don't date a chick who collects records?"

That would be a snippet which would make into a status update I'd post if I was involved. Awesome!


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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

At some point you have to ask yourself: would you rather have a bff who will always be well-behaved and polite at the dinner table or would you rather have a bff who would tackle a cop in riot gear to save your ass.

I have no regrets.

Especially if tackle is a euphemism.


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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Your Highness

I loved this when I saw it in the theaters and I loved it when I watched it on DVD.

I've seen people on here talk shiznit about it, but I think it's the best D&D movie evah! A+.

I saw it in the theater, too.

NEEDS MOAR GRATUITOUS NATALIE PORTMAN ASS SCENES

I AM DISAPPOINT


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Celestial Healer wrote:
That sounds lovely, Drejk. I could go for a long ***k right now...

You need to roll with FHDM during his evening job. I'm sure he knows all the long ***k spots.


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Drejk wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

I keep telling you people those little bastards are evil, but does anyone listen to me...?

Anyone heard anything? I think that the wind started blowing...

It was the sound of a WIS drain reading some of the latest posts in OTD.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
I have not had fried cameltoe. It looks fantastic.

It behooves me to try this, but I don't live in NYC; I must defer to the Nubian Ninjaneer. Which of the five boroughs can FHDM sample some?


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Freehold DM wrote:
[stops] stroking black manliness

o.O


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Let me explain it in two words that you'll understand, Comrade:

Greek Fire.

So simple, a goblin can get it.

And burn it.

Vive le Galt!

Down with Salt!


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Feiern, indem sie trinkt Bier und hört Metal-Musik!


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> . >

< . <

o.O

Jail? No.

Hell via Syracuse?

Certainly.


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aeglos wrote:

I was in the pub yesterday because gaming was canceled

had a couple of ciders and played Scat with teo friends

does anyone know Scat?

I don't think I'll do anything involving scat with myself or with friends. All you, buddy. ALL YOU.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I refuse to click on a link that's labeled German Sparkle Party - it just sounds too.....Urizen.

Then you should totally check out Lemon Party.

I only know of Cream Lemon.
You've obviously visited one before by that remark. I'll bet it's during your second job.
No, I knew of it before the second job - - its one of the first hentai I know of. The Wikipedia entry gives it a VERY bad introduction, but check it out.

He was referring to Lemon Party.

** spoiler omitted **

Your angelic visage is anything but. You are but cake. A beefcake full of yummy lies.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

~This job would be better with beer. Lots and lots of beer.~

This is my work song.

I think that goes for many blow jobs.

Sounds glorious to me.


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Aberzombie wrote:
I refuse to click on a link that's labeled German Sparkle Party - it just sounds too.....Urizen.

Then you should totally check out Lemon Party.


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Get with the times, you Green Loving Red-Bearded Bolshevik Luddite. ;-)


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~

I wish I got to spend that much time banging at my workplace.

I wish I had a work place to spend that much time banging.


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So. I saw another good show last night. I was ready to leave and then I saw a box of Popeye's. It belonged to the promoter's adoptive son, so as I was handing it to him, he said he was going to toss it.

There were five perfectly intact breast pieces in there.

ONE DOES NOT TOSS OUT POPEYES'!

So I've been grazing on it for the past several hours.


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Emperor7 wrote:
Frak! I have to [redacted] receptionists. Like I have time for that. Or to make sure the replacement is [redacted] properly. :/

You look like you could use some help, there. If there wasn't this blasted mortgage, I think I'm an excellent candidate for the position to [redacted] receptionists. Don't want to get your wife on your bad side as it is.


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And crunchy.


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ERMAHGERD! GIVE US NUMERIA ALREADY!

It's not a matter of if or when. It's a matter of WANT NOW, JJ.

<tapping fingers>

I'll be waiting.

:)

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