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Just hopped in briefly to read / skim about the FAWESOME news. :D
You may resume chaos & disorder.
Why do you think we're not allowed to occupy the same state again? They're worried we'll set something off.
Imagine if you had that 8 hour training course tucked into that nine years of grade school wrestling? You'd have gone to Iowa on a full-ride scholarship. Dan Gable would have given you the red carpet treatment. He'd even show you an unsanctioned reach around.
I wonder if there's a three hour version. I need to squeeze in some snacks.
1) Where's this 8 hour class I can sign up for to make me Chuck Norris indestructible?
2) Why are you unable to join the military or the police? With an 8 hour course that would make a 19 year old have some serious combat training, you'd think we'd be whipping ass overseas and would want to have more of those types on the front lines. Right?
Crap. I'm procrastinating from doing my homework AND sitting naked, too.
And this jar of peanut butter isn't going to eat itself. Nor will that energy drink consume itself, either.
It's also 19 degrees outside.
I should throw a party and involve blackjack and hookers.
On second thought, forget the party.
Grand Magus wrote:
Pot. Kettle. Black.
P.S. I'm not the one posting these redundant topics that really don't amount to anything worthwhile. Maybe you should hang a mandala above your computer monitor and see if Jung speaks to you.
Or yeowls from a frying pan.
Keep this up and you're about due for your own Urizen simulacrum.
soon I will outnumber the jacks ... and then the path toward the dark side to rule the Internet's thirty-fours shall commence ...
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
That would be a snippet which would make into a status update I'd post if I was involved. Awesome!
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
I saw it in the theater, too.
NEEDS MOAR GRATUITOUS NATALIE PORTMAN ASS SCENES
I AM DISAPPOINT
Celestial Healer wrote:
Your angelic visage is anything but. You are but cake. A beefcake full of yummy lies.
Celestial Healer wrote:
I wish I had a work place to spend that much time banging.
So. I saw another good show last night. I was ready to leave and then I saw a box of Popeye's. It belonged to the promoter's adoptive son, so as I was handing it to him, he said he was going to toss it.
There were five perfectly intact breast pieces in there.
ONE DOES NOT TOSS OUT POPEYES'!
So I've been grazing on it for the past several hours.
Frak! I have to [redacted] receptionists. Like I have time for that. Or to make sure the replacement is [redacted] properly. :/
You look like you could use some help, there. If there wasn't this blasted mortgage, I think I'm an excellent candidate for the position to [redacted] receptionists. Don't want to get your wife on your bad side as it is.