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Here's some mood music.

The folks at Paizo may not see this thread right away, you should probably e-mail Vic Wertz.

His email can be found here.

Merisiel
Seltyiel

Because of the trolls regenaration they are not required to eat anything to survive...

Regeneration does not restore hit points lost from starvation, thirst, or suffocation.

You could base it off of modify memory.

The Totally Evitable: Sebastian being humble

EDIT: Prescient customer service: Find a post where James Jacobs answers a question before it is asked.

Find a thread in which 'Fraggle Rock' is mentioned on the second post.

Why won't a real troll let his kids read Dragon magazine?

Sleazy?!? Ouch. I think that's a little harsh...

I think he was refering to the practice of "subscribe/cancel/subscribe/cancel..." as being a sleazy practice of some customers.

How do I tell my wife of 17 years I want a divorce?

Sounds like somebody might be making another appearance.

Players touching themselves at the gaming table is poor etiquette.

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting c...

MOOOOOOOOO!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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Pathfinder #18 Set Piece Spoiler:

Mike,

Welcome to the Paizo message boards. Thanks for joining us.

I do not agree that randomly created dungeons with randomly placed monsters guarding (or not) randomly determined treasure are superior to well-thought out, intentionally designed locations, encounters, and treasures.

However, if that is your preferred style of play, there are guidelines/tables for this in the 3.5 DMG, as others have pointed out. If your problem is more a result of the gamers in your area not being interested in "randomly generated D & D," you could try looking around at PBP (play by post) and VTT (virtual tabeltop) sites and see if you can find others who are looking for your kind of game.

Also, on behalf of the greater Paizo community*, let me apologize for the unnecessary insults upthread.

One again, welcome. We hope you stay.

So this IS a printed copy of the specific issue?
Judging from the 'usually ships...' bit I'd say yes, but why then is it not specified like for other issues?

It is not specified, because Paizo was not able to produce pdfs of the later issues of the magazines, therefore there is no pdf version from which to differentiate it.

Clueless misinterpretation of previous sentence as being mean to steaks.

It's damn good to see you around, Mike.

Damn good.

Picture.

16: The Last Starfighter

Alex Rogan: [discussing battle strategy] Wait a minute. We knock out the turret to get the fighters. But to get to the turret, we gotta get THROUGH the fighters. We're dead.
Grig: [reassuringly] I'll have it all figured out by the time we reach the Frontier.
[alarm sounds and Grig's face falls]
Alex Rogan: What's that?
Grig: The Frontier.

It's a picture of Jack Nicholson from The Shining.

Here's Johnny.

If pre-painted is okay, this miniature is available right here at the paizo store.

My pleasure.

On the left side of the main page, in the "Browse" sidebar, under "Paizo," is the link to the Product Schedule.

Ungoded wrote:

Breath weapon or quarterstaff.

Silly question time...

How does one "wield" a breath weapon ? :)

Very carefully.

I can't remember if we know what Apsu's fans wield?

The great sword was more the picture from Complete Adventurer it looks really cool

I like two handed weapons with my combat characters and swords are easier to come by in most games

EDIT: Uh, and Shelyn. With her glaive.

Yeah Golarion

Perhaps you could work with your GM to create your own, or port in a god from a different setting?

Im looking for a Paladin God that uses a great sword I want to have Weapon Focus in my gods weapon (Pious Templar) and I want it to be a great sword is there anything out there?

Product Schedule

Dark_Mistress wrote:

...88M...

What is that?

After further review of my (and my wife's) schedule, it looks like this will not be a possibility for me.

Good luck, everyone, and if my schedule opens up, maybe I can jump in a game or two somewhere along the line.

Kirth Gersen wrote:

P.S. Dunno if it makes a difference, but I was in southern VA. To the people there, people from D.C./Arlington sounded like Marylanders, whom they amusingly considered to be "Yankees."

All depends on what side of the Mason-Dixon line you were. Maryland was on the "Yankee" side of that line and that war.

*shrug*

The Mason-Dixon line was drawn to determine the borders between Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Delaware, with Pennsylvania on the north side of the Line, Maryland on the south, and Delaware on the east (the Line actually makes an almost 90 degree turn to the south marking the border between Maryland and Delaware).

OR-ange. Two syllables.

Tarren Dei wrote:

Could be dialectical differences. I pronounce it ornge not or-ange.

I take dialectical differences into account (I have to, I live in Texas), but certain words still give me the "nails on a chalkboard" effect when they're mispronounced.

Speaking of things that are orange, here's one that causes a great number of dumbfounded double-takes:

The word "sherbet" has only one "r" in it, both in spelling and in pronounciation. It doesn't actually contain the name of Bert's roommate.

According to Dictionary.com:

orange is pronounced: awr-inj

flange is pronounced: flanj

Most people I know pronounce orange as "ornge," not "or-ange."

I have been pronouncing ghul using the arabic letter ghain.

I'm with David. 7 EST sounds like a really good time.

I suppose I should read the PFS players' guide, make a character, and download/learn how to use TTOP.

I'm interested.

What time are you thinking of for the game?

Hey folks- Was curious as to why my account was charged twice in March. My records show I was charged once on March 17th, then again on March 31st. Let me know when you get time.

Did you check your orders under your account?

... a Pathfinder Charter Superscriber

... a Pathfinder Charter Subscriber

... everyone else?

Also, how many (and what) subscriptions are there? I count 4 total: modules, chronicles, adventure paths, and companion. Am I missing any?

There is also a subscription for Planet Stories.

Which one is Hank Hill's cousin again?

But why pink?

Ungoded wrote:

I was at the Hootie concert. I was friends with the guys in the Eskan village band that did a little opening show before the concert. We got our picture taken with Hootie and the Blowfish.

You probably took the picture.

Oh yeah, I remember that opening act. Wasn't there some hot chick in that band? 'Bout all I can remember (shows where my mind was then). Yeah I took a load of pictures that day, close to 20 rolls, back in the film days. But Uncle Sam was paying for them, so ...

One from Eskan, my friends, who played a few hours before the concert; and one from PSAB, a hot chick singing and her boyfriend playing the guitar.

Both took place on a different stage off to the side.

Ungoded wrote:

What are the chances? I was attached to 10th Mountain. They pulled guard rotations for the ADA. Oct '98 - Feb '99.

I also did some work for the F2C2.

Dude, we probably walked right by each other a dozen times. I was the linguist/journalist/chauffer for the TF 2-43 high-ups. If you were there when the SECDEF showed up or at the Hootie and the Blowfish concert at PSAB or when Madeline Albright came strolling thru I was the guy with the camera following them around. If you were there when SMA Hall was giving his pep talk I was the guy he threatened (jokingly) to send to Korea. I was out at Pat site IV all the time driving the muckety mucks about. Always going to PSAB as well.

Ungoded wrote:

What are the chances? I was attached to 10th Mountain. They pulled guard rotations for the ADA. Oct '98 - Feb '99.

I also did some work for the F2C2.

Dude, we probably walked right by each other a dozen times. I was the linguist/journalist/chauffer for the TF 2-43 high-ups. If you were there when the SECDEF showed up or at the Hootie and the Blowfish concert at PSAB or when Madeline Alnright came strolling thru I was the guy with the camera following them around. If you were there when SMA Hall was giving his pep talk I was the guy he threatened (jokingly) to send to Korea. I was out at Pat site IV all the time driving the muckety mucks about. Always going to PSAB as well.

You probably took the picture.

Ungoded wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Ungoded wrote:

PSAB?

Eskan Village?

Eskan! Riyahd representin'!

I was there for about 4 1/2 months. End of '98, beginning of '99.

No frackin' way. I was with TF 2-43 on the ADA side. Where were you? Oct '98-Mar '99 .

I also did some work for the F2C2.

Ungoded wrote:

PSAB?

Eskan Village?

Im not supposed to release where Im at over the internet or cell phone but I may be in a tiny country that sticks off of Saudi Arabia in the Persian Gulf that may happen to be facing Iran ;).

Anyway, I used to know a guy who worked in a similar location as a civilian.

Good luck!